第2章
yagenjiumeishijianjizhuhuafengfanying，tazhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuan，chadianjiumeizuowen，lianrendaicheshuaidetaqihunbasu。
等他回过神时。
tasuozaidedifangyagenbushifangcaijiudianmenkouneitiaorenaofeifandejiedao，ershizaiyidonghuihuangdejianzhuqian。
zheidongjianzhugaosongruyunxiao，gaowujianling，zhouweihaiyouxiangyunhuanrao，zhenggefangdingdousanzhejinsedeguang。
人间仙境！
压根就跟做梦一样。
zhijianneijianzhuqian，haiyouyidaobaiyushizhugongmen，menshanghengzheyikuaiyouguangfaliangdepaibian。
兜率宫！
sangedazitouluzhegupodeqixi，yangyangsasadiluozailepaibianshang，jirenyizhongweiyanzhigan。
youqishineigongmenshangdiaokezhedeyulongjingshihuoleguolai，zaizhenggegongmenshangyouzou，yinyuehaizaituzhelongxi。
zuozaichelikanzhezheiyimudezhuhuafeng，zhenggerendoudaile，henhendiqialeyixiadatuineicederou。
嘶！
tengdezhichouleyikoulengqi，pianpiandengzhuhuafengzaizhengkaiyan，tadeyanqianhaishidoulvgong。
这绝对不是做梦！
dianshijukedoubuganzheimeyan！
zheitemeyetaixiangzaixianjingleba？
jiuzaizhuhuafenghaizailengshendeshihou，chezimengranyichen，houpaiyijingzuoshangleyiren。
yigebaifacangcangdebaihuzilaotou，lveyouxieshengshudigankaiyisheng：“haishizuodidishufu，zuobanjiaodoukuaibawodiehuaile。”
板角青牛？
zheibushitaishanglaojundezuoqima？
nanbuchengzheigelaotouzhenshitaishanglaojun？
zhengzhengdihuiguoletou，zhuhuafengjingyididaliangleyifan，jiannanditunleyikoutuomo。
zhijianhoupaizuoshangdelaotou，suishimanlianzhouwenjiaocuo，danyishuangyanjingyiyiyoushen，kanqilaishifenjingshen。
chuanshuozhongdetaishanglaojunjiuzhangzheiyang？
meiyankanzhedaohaishitingheai。
danzenmekanzheyoudianxiaoqibalade？
neilaotouzhuyidaozhuhuafengzaidaliangta，taganjinjianghuanraozaiyaojiandepingpingguanguanyiyiquxia，baobeisidisaijinhuaili。
taishanglaojungankeleyisheng，jiebeididenglezhuhuafengyiyan，zhongqishizudiheleyiju。
“别在这盯着了。”
“chefeikendingshaobulenide，zhiyaonianwendibawosongdaomudedijiuxing。”
shuowanlezheijuhuayihou，taishanglaojunhaiyouxiebufangxin，baozhedoulidepingpingguanguan，bumandidiguleyisheng。
“shangcineigedidisijijiushidianjiwozheidianjiachan，haidelaotouwotixindiaodan，doubuganzuochele。”
neipingpingguanguanlitoudaodishishenme？
至于这么宝贝吗？
dangran，zhuhuafengduiyuzheixieyagenjiubuganxingqu，tadaoshitingdaolezuizhongyaodeyijuhua。
车费！
zainazhuanqianbushizhuanqian，tazuiguanxindejiushizheige。
zhiyaoyouqian，yiqiedouhaoshuohua！
zhuhuafengdunshiganjuedoujingshizu，yibiandakaileshouji，kaishidianjindingdanzhongjinxingledaohang。
“quanchengchufazonggongsanbaigongli，mudedizainantianmen，lufeizhengzaijinxingdabiaozhong......”
ganzheixingganlezheimejiu，zhuhuafenghenjiudoumeijieguozheimezhangdedanzile，yanqiangengshiyiliang，xinzhongyigejingpansuan。
ruguoanzhaoyikuaijiuyigonglisuandehua，zheiyidanzidouzugourangzhuhuafengzhengxiawubai！
好家伙！
tadepaoyigexingqicainengpaolaidelufei，zaizheiliyitianjiunengpaodaoshoule！
buguorangzhuhuafengyihuodeshi，dianshilitoukanzheneixieshenxianfeilaifeiqu，yixiazijiunengdaodedifang。
xianzaijingrankaichezheimeyuan？
这就算了。
weishenmezheixieshenxianxihuanzuoche？
tongguohoushijingwanghoukanleyiyan，bianjianzuozaihoupaidetaishanglaojun，zhenggerendoufangsongxialai。
tayishouzhengshuazheshouji，yibianpengzhedanyaokuangxiaobuzhi，liandoubeibaihuzidouzhedezhishengyishuangdiliudiliudexiaoyanjing。
xianzaideshenxiandouzheimexianjinlema？
erqiejiuzaizhuhuafengkaichedaonantianmendezheiyilushang，yejiandaolebushaodeshenxian，doushizuozaizuoqishang。
没一个在天上飞的。
neixieshenxianyikandaochelizuozhedetaishanglaojun，yigegeliansenankan，xianmujiduhen。
“kee！jingranyourangtaishanglaojunqiangdaoletiantingdedidisiji，zheilaotoujilingdehen！”
“zicongyudibanbulejinfeiling，womeitianshangchaodediyijianshijiushidadidi。”
“wotiantianzuoxiaotianquanshangchao，xiaotianquandouyaobeiwozuoduanqile。”
禁飞令？
zhuhuafengkaichechuanguoleyunceng，yejiutongneixieshenxiandaleyigezhaomian，neishierlangshen？
neierlangshenbujinmeishushangshuodefengshenjunlang，jingranshigepangzi？
erqietazhengzuozaiyitiaoheisedagoushang，neitiaogouqichuanyuyuditianzheshetou，chadianleiduanleqi。
tingtamendeyisishishuo，tiantingbanbulejinfeiling？
erqiezhenggetiantinghaoxiangjiutayiliangdiche，neitabudezhuanfanle！
zaizheilizhuanqian，keshiyuanlaishijielideshibei！
kebazhuhuafengxingfendebuxing，taganjingshizudicaixialeyoumen，jiulianchesudoubiaodaolezuikuai。
erqiezhuhuafengfaxian，zaizheilidesanbaigonglizhishikanzheyuan，zhouweideyuncengsihuhuituizhecheyidong。
taxianzaidechesubiaochengleshandian！
太快了！
zhayanzhijian，yidaobidoulvgonggengweigaodadeyushigongmenchuxianzaiyanqian，nantianmendezuoyouliangbianhaiyoutianbingtianjiangkanshou。
“chefeijinifangzaihoumianle。”
tingdaolehoumiandeguanmensheng，zhuhuafengxinxidijiuyaoquqingdianchaopiao，meixiangniutouyikan，zhengzhangliandoulvle。
zhijianchehouzuoshangjiufangzheyiduibaisedeciping，yejiuqibapingdeyangzi。
这是什么？
不是应该给他钱吗？
qijibaihuaiditiaoxialeche，zhuhuafengyibazhuaqineiduiyao，qidezaiyuanditiaojiao。
该死！
haixiangquzhaotaishanglaojunsuanzhang，kefangyankanqu，nahaiyouneigeshenchuanbaipaobaifalaotoudeshenying！
朱华峰欲哭无泪。
这尼玛也太坑了吧？
guanjianshitahaishaolebushaodeyoufei，zhenzhenshishidipaolesanbaiduogongli，quanburangneilaotoubaipiaole！
danshizheishihoujijiaozheixieyemeiyongle，zhuhuafengdeweibingzaicifanle，weibukaishiyizhenzhendejingluan。
congzaoshangdaoxianzai，tajiuyizhidoumeiyouchidongxi，xianzaizhenggeweilikongkongde，nanshousile。
kanzhehuailideyiduipingpingguanguan，zhuhuafengyouxiexianqididakaileyiping，meitougengshizhouzaileyituan。
好像是药？
应该能吃吧？
congetoushangzhishuashuamaochuleyicenglenghan，zhuhuafengtengdezhuaijinleyaoping，buguansanqiershiyi，zhuazheyipingjiuhexiaqu。
shunzheshidaoerxia，huaguoleyigunuanyangyangdeyeti，zhidalezhuhuafengdedantianzhizhong，taganjuequanshenyire。
接着又是一冷。
zheizhonghulenghuredeganjue，rangzhuhuafengfanleyigebaiyan，daotoujiuyunzailefangxiangpanshang。