第5章

zhangyanghelekoushui,jixugongzuo。

【yuzhongtinglihuashenqinghenilianmai】

ei,zheiidyoudianyanshua,bushizuotiankanjixueshidefugemenma?

zhangyanganxiajieshoulianmaidetongshi,shubiaoyijingqiaoqiaoxuantingzaiduankailianmaidetubiaoshang,tazuohaolesuishiqiaduanlianxiandezhunbei。

zheigemenershangcinonggexiangyabaijianyijinghenxingle,zheicinachushenmeburangzhibodedongxi,bazhibojiannongmeiyebuqiguai。

“哈喽,张大师?”

“youshinia,xiongdi。”

jianbaozheiyixing,huitoukebingbushaojian,yibandoushijialiyoulianggechouqiande,xinxuelaichaojiandingyici,yiyouweijin,huiqufanxiangdaojuzhaozhaocunhuo,zaijiandingdierci。

zaiduifangcongyigegexiaolipinheliwangwaiquwujianerdeshihou,zhangyangzhuyidaoleyixiezhiqianmeizhuyidaodexinxi。

“xiongdi,nizhei46jidehao,yaohuaduoshaoqiana?”

“a?”fugemenlengleyixia,suijidadao:“sansishiwanba。”

“wohaiyougehao,wushiduojile。”

真,有钱人。

“niu。”zhangyangjiduifangshulegedamuzhi:“xiongdi,wokannidaizhexiaolihuadepaizi,nishitafensima?”

“suanshiba,nikanwoid。”

fugemeneryibianshuo,yibiannaqileyigebantoumingdezhuozi。

【一眼塑料】

【youdianxiangneizhongyeguangdezhuozi】

“xianbangwokankanzheige。”

zhangyangdanshouchenzhexiaba,miandaixiaorongdekanzhefugemenzhanshitadedongxi。

「名称:手镯」

「材质:翡翠」

「shengchanshijian:2016nian」

「xiangxixinxi:zhenguideshoushi,gaobingzhongfeicuishouzhuo,jiazhibufei」

zhangyangyoudianhuaiyi,zheixiongdishilaixuanfude。

“laoshi,wozheizhuozizenmeyang?”

“nizheizhuozibucuo,bingzhongde。”zhangyangdiandiantou:“nizheigeduodaquankou,houduduoshao?”

“quankouwushi**,houduyinggaiyilimi。”

“e,neidagai……”zhangyangchenyinleyihuier,jiazhuangzaisikao,qishizaidengsousuojieguo:“jiazhidagaisanshigew。”

“sanshiwanma?”duimiandeyuqiyoudiannanyizhixin:“woliushigewmaide,huibuhuipianguileyidian。”

zheihua,zhijierangzhangyangchenmoleliangmiao。

pianguileyidianma?shiyidianba!

【冤大头来了】

【renjiakangezhibonengshuajishiwan,maidianfeicuikuiqianbushihenzhengchang】

【zhubozenmexiangmeijianguoshimianyiyang】

【liushiwanyinggaishibiaojiaba,zhubaobiaojiadouxugaode】

kandaoyoukaopudedanmu,zhangyangzhijietoule。

“xiongdi,zheiliushigew,yinggaishibiaojiaba。”

“ng,woyibanbujiangjia,xihuanjiumaile。”fugemendiandiantou:“wohewoba,lianggeren,maizheizhongdongxi,jiaqilaiyinggaiyougeliangqianwan。”

duoshao?liangqianwan?zhangyangzheicizhenbeizhenhanzhule。

【人傻钱多啊!】

【liangqianwan,qimayouyibanshibeigejiucaile】

【dadandian,liangqianwanyouyiqianwubaiwanshibeigele】

【主播惊呆了】

【kandaoqingtongjiandoumeijingya,zhanglaoshijingranbeiququliangqianwanjingdaole?】

【zhuyi:feijingzhihuamian】

“zheixiewohaiyouhenduo。”fugemenjixushuodao,yousuishoucongzhuoshangnachuyigexixidezhuozi,yibanshibantouming、yibanshilvse。

“nizheigeyebucuo,banshanbanshui(yibanwuseyibanlv)deliaozi。zheigenihuaduoshaoqianmaide?”

zhangyangyijingbeiduifangdiaoqilexingqu,tahenxiangzhidao,zheirenkuileduoshao。

“这个十一万。”

“woqu!”zhangyangwushengdeshuoleyiju,yinweitakandaoleruanjianpipeidebaojia,heyanqianzheigejihuyimoyiyang,shijichengjiaojiahaibudaowuwan。

“laoshi,zheigezhibuzhi?”

“zheige……shigexiaoxitiaoa,taixile。”zhangyangxiangzheweiwandian。

“dui,zheigeshimailaisongjinvhaizide。”

“dage,xingbienengbunengbiekazheimesia,baoyangbushiyidingfeidenvhaizi。”

【dage,quexiaodima?】

【dage,quenanpengyouma?】

【dage,queerzima?】

“haha,laoshinishuoxiaole,zheidongxiwozhunbeisongjixiaolihuade。wobagaomeideshihouzhenglexieqian,tadaizhewoyanjiuzheixieshitou,womenlianggerendoumeishaomai。”

【yuanlaishimeilaobana,neihelile】

【guaibudeyoudaoyanshuozuixihuanzheizhonglaobantouzi】

“xiaolihuama?”zhangyangturanmingbaile:“dage,zuotianneibolizhuozishinisongjixiaolihuadeshiba?”

“shia,neishiwocongwobaneinade,shuodangchubashiwanmaide,meixiangdaolaotouzimaigejiahuo,haishigeboli,diurenle。”duifangqingqingtanlekouqi,youdianhendangdiedebuzhengqideyisi。

“ei,neinizuotianzenmenonggeya……?”

“zuotianjiuzhengchangjianbaoa,wopingshihenxihuankanjianbaojiemude。”fugemenshuozheshuozhe,qiaoqiaojizhangyangshualegeliwu,liangjiacaihongmotianlun,jiazhiliubaikuai。

“xiexiedagedeliwu,wobushizheigeyisi,wozhishihaoqi。”zhangyangjieshidao。

zheiniantou,yuanyilianmaidebangyidagehaishitingshaojiande,doushimomodeshualiwu、shuchu。

“wodongde,neijiubudanwunishijianle,nixianbangbierenkanba。”

“诶,好嘞。”

guaduanshipin,zhangyangdiyigexiangfashi,yaobuzhaolaobantantanfenchengdeshiba,zhibojianzhenyoufugemenera。

buguoyejiushiyixiang,kendingbuhuizhenzheimegan,yinweijutasuozhi,xiaolihuazuotianchufaquzhaodage,daojintianhaimeihuilai,xiangyaoweihuhebangyidagedeguanxi,daijiakebuxiao。

“haole,xiongdimen,haiyourenlianmaima?”

……

【wangyou“nichengqubulai”qingqiuhenilianmai】

“zhanglaoshihao,zheigeninnengbangwokanyixiashishenmedongxima?”

shipinneitou,yigexiaonianqingzaizhuomianshangbaizhelianggecaisedexiaobeizi,waibiaojingzhi,zhidikanshangquxiangtaocide。

“lai,nidakaiwokankan。”

suirancailiangtianshijian,danzhangyangyijingfeichangshulianle,zhidaobixudekanqingchuzhenggewujian,caihuimaochulai「wupinxinxi」。

两分钟后。

“xiaohuozi,nizheidongxishigetaobeia。”

“xiaojiubeifangzaidabeizilimian,hainenggaigegaizi,zheigehaitingjingzhide。”

“neizheigedagaishishenmeniandaideni?”duifangwendao。

“meikancuodehua,yinggaishiwuliuqideyigeqiasifalangcaidebeizi,dangshichuanghuiyongde。”yibanbushiwenwu,zhangyanghaishishuodebijiaoxiangxide,zheiyangxiandezhuanye。

(wuliuqishijianbaoxingyedeshuofa,zhideshiwushiniandaidaoqishiniandai)

“neizheigedongxi,xianzaijiazhiduoshaoqianyige?”

“yigedehua,keyijidaoyiqiankuai。”

“e,wozheiyouwuge,neihaitingzhiqiande。”

“bu,wugeneishilingwaidejiaqianle。”zhangyangjieshishuo:“zheizhongyibansigesuanyitao,chengtaodehua,keyijidaoyiwan。”

“zheimegui!”zheixiaduifangzhenyoudianyiwaizhixideyisile:“xiexiezhanglaoshi。”

“诶,不客气。”

zhangyangguadiaoshipin,turankanjian,gangcailianmaide“nichengqubulai”,yejizijishualeliangbaikuaideliwu。

“兄弟太客气了。”

【meibiyaoshualiwua,zhubosuibianjiandianlou,bujiufacaile】

【dajiahaishiduizhanglaoshideshenjiayouwujiea】

jianlou?duia!wokeyiqujianloua!zhangyangxiangqilai,linhaidaxuebuyuanchu,jiuyougudongyitiaojie,tazheiyangdequjianlou,bushiwenwendezhengqian?