zhangyanghelekoushui,jixugongzuo。
【yuzhongtinglihuashenqinghenilianmai】
ei,zheiidyoudianyanshua,bushizuotiankanjixueshidefugemenma?
zhangyanganxiajieshoulianmaidetongshi,shubiaoyijingqiaoqiaoxuantingzaiduankailianmaidetubiaoshang,tazuohaolesuishiqiaduanlianxiandezhunbei。
zheigemenershangcinonggexiangyabaijianyijinghenxingle,zheicinachushenmeburangzhibodedongxi,bazhibojiannongmeiyebuqiguai。
“哈喽,张大师?”
“youshinia,xiongdi。”
jianbaozheiyixing,huitoukebingbushaojian,yibandoushijialiyoulianggechouqiande,xinxuelaichaojiandingyici,yiyouweijin,huiqufanxiangdaojuzhaozhaocunhuo,zaijiandingdierci。
zaiduifangcongyigegexiaolipinheliwangwaiquwujianerdeshihou,zhangyangzhuyidaoleyixiezhiqianmeizhuyidaodexinxi。
“xiongdi,nizhei46jidehao,yaohuaduoshaoqiana?”
“a?”fugemenlengleyixia,suijidadao:“sansishiwanba。”
“wohaiyougehao,wushiduojile。”
真,有钱人。
“niu。”zhangyangjiduifangshulegedamuzhi:“xiongdi,wokannidaizhexiaolihuadepaizi,nishitafensima?”
“suanshiba,nikanwoid。”
fugemeneryibianshuo,yibiannaqileyigebantoumingdezhuozi。
【一眼塑料】
【youdianxiangneizhongyeguangdezhuozi】
“xianbangwokankanzheige。”
zhangyangdanshouchenzhexiaba,miandaixiaorongdekanzhefugemenzhanshitadedongxi。
「名称:手镯」
「材质:翡翠」
「shengchanshijian:2016nian」
「xiangxixinxi:zhenguideshoushi,gaobingzhongfeicuishouzhuo,jiazhibufei」
zhangyangyoudianhuaiyi,zheixiongdishilaixuanfude。
“laoshi,wozheizhuozizenmeyang?”
“nizheizhuozibucuo,bingzhongde。”zhangyangdiandiantou:“nizheigeduodaquankou,houduduoshao?”
“quankouwushi**,houduyinggaiyilimi。”
“e,neidagai……”zhangyangchenyinleyihuier,jiazhuangzaisikao,qishizaidengsousuojieguo:“jiazhidagaisanshigew。”
“sanshiwanma?”duimiandeyuqiyoudiannanyizhixin:“woliushigewmaide,huibuhuipianguileyidian。”
zheihua,zhijierangzhangyangchenmoleliangmiao。
pianguileyidianma?shiyidianba!
【冤大头来了】
【renjiakangezhibonengshuajishiwan,maidianfeicuikuiqianbushihenzhengchang】
【zhubozenmexiangmeijianguoshimianyiyang】
【liushiwanyinggaishibiaojiaba,zhubaobiaojiadouxugaode】
kandaoyoukaopudedanmu,zhangyangzhijietoule。
“xiongdi,zheiliushigew,yinggaishibiaojiaba。”
“ng,woyibanbujiangjia,xihuanjiumaile。”fugemendiandiantou:“wohewoba,lianggeren,maizheizhongdongxi,jiaqilaiyinggaiyougeliangqianwan。”
duoshao?liangqianwan?zhangyangzheicizhenbeizhenhanzhule。
【人傻钱多啊!】
【liangqianwan,qimayouyibanshibeigejiucaile】
【dadandian,liangqianwanyouyiqianwubaiwanshibeigele】
【主播惊呆了】
【kandaoqingtongjiandoumeijingya,zhanglaoshijingranbeiququliangqianwanjingdaole?】
【zhuyi:feijingzhihuamian】
“zheixiewohaiyouhenduo。”fugemenjixushuodao,yousuishoucongzhuoshangnachuyigexixidezhuozi,yibanshibantouming、yibanshilvse。
“nizheigeyebucuo,banshanbanshui(yibanwuseyibanlv)deliaozi。zheigenihuaduoshaoqianmaide?”
zhangyangyijingbeiduifangdiaoqilexingqu,tahenxiangzhidao,zheirenkuileduoshao。
“这个十一万。”
“woqu!”zhangyangwushengdeshuoleyiju,yinweitakandaoleruanjianpipeidebaojia,heyanqianzheigejihuyimoyiyang,shijichengjiaojiahaibudaowuwan。
“laoshi,zheigezhibuzhi?”
“zheige……shigexiaoxitiaoa,taixile。”zhangyangxiangzheweiwandian。
“dui,zheigeshimailaisongjinvhaizide。”
“dage,xingbienengbunengbiekazheimesia,baoyangbushiyidingfeidenvhaizi。”
【dage,quexiaodima?】
【dage,quenanpengyouma?】
【dage,queerzima?】
“haha,laoshinishuoxiaole,zheidongxiwozhunbeisongjixiaolihuade。wobagaomeideshihouzhenglexieqian,tadaizhewoyanjiuzheixieshitou,womenlianggerendoumeishaomai。”
【yuanlaishimeilaobana,neihelile】
【guaibudeyoudaoyanshuozuixihuanzheizhonglaobantouzi】
“xiaolihuama?”zhangyangturanmingbaile:“dage,zuotianneibolizhuozishinisongjixiaolihuadeshiba?”
“shia,neishiwocongwobaneinade,shuodangchubashiwanmaide,meixiangdaolaotouzimaigejiahuo,haishigeboli,diurenle。”duifangqingqingtanlekouqi,youdianhendangdiedebuzhengqideyisi。
“ei,neinizuotianzenmenonggeya……?”
“zuotianjiuzhengchangjianbaoa,wopingshihenxihuankanjianbaojiemude。”fugemenshuozheshuozhe,qiaoqiaojizhangyangshualegeliwu,liangjiacaihongmotianlun,jiazhiliubaikuai。
“xiexiedagedeliwu,wobushizheigeyisi,wozhishihaoqi。”zhangyangjieshidao。
zheiniantou,yuanyilianmaidebangyidagehaishitingshaojiande,doushimomodeshualiwu、shuchu。
“wodongde,neijiubudanwunishijianle,nixianbangbierenkanba。”
“诶,好嘞。”
guaduanshipin,zhangyangdiyigexiangfashi,yaobuzhaolaobantantanfenchengdeshiba,zhibojianzhenyoufugemenera。
buguoyejiushiyixiang,kendingbuhuizhenzheimegan,yinweijutasuozhi,xiaolihuazuotianchufaquzhaodage,daojintianhaimeihuilai,xiangyaoweihuhebangyidagedeguanxi,daijiakebuxiao。
“haole,xiongdimen,haiyourenlianmaima?”
……
【wangyou“nichengqubulai”qingqiuhenilianmai】
“zhanglaoshihao,zheigeninnengbangwokanyixiashishenmedongxima?”
shipinneitou,yigexiaonianqingzaizhuomianshangbaizhelianggecaisedexiaobeizi,waibiaojingzhi,zhidikanshangquxiangtaocide。
“lai,nidakaiwokankan。”
suirancailiangtianshijian,danzhangyangyijingfeichangshulianle,zhidaobixudekanqingchuzhenggewujian,caihuimaochulai「wupinxinxi」。
两分钟后。
“xiaohuozi,nizheidongxishigetaobeia。”
“xiaojiubeifangzaidabeizilimian,hainenggaigegaizi,zheigehaitingjingzhide。”
“neizheigedagaishishenmeniandaideni?”duifangwendao。
“meikancuodehua,yinggaishiwuliuqideyigeqiasifalangcaidebeizi,dangshichuanghuiyongde。”yibanbushiwenwu,zhangyanghaishishuodebijiaoxiangxide,zheiyangxiandezhuanye。
(wuliuqishijianbaoxingyedeshuofa,zhideshiwushiniandaidaoqishiniandai)
“neizheigedongxi,xianzaijiazhiduoshaoqianyige?”
“yigedehua,keyijidaoyiqiankuai。”
“e,wozheiyouwuge,neihaitingzhiqiande。”
“bu,wugeneishilingwaidejiaqianle。”zhangyangjieshishuo:“zheizhongyibansigesuanyitao,chengtaodehua,keyijidaoyiwan。”
“zheimegui!”zheixiaduifangzhenyoudianyiwaizhixideyisile:“xiexiezhanglaoshi。”
“诶,不客气。”
zhangyangguadiaoshipin,turankanjian,gangcailianmaide“nichengqubulai”,yejizijishualeliangbaikuaideliwu。
“兄弟太客气了。”
【meibiyaoshualiwua,zhubosuibianjiandianlou,bujiufacaile】
【dajiahaishiduizhanglaoshideshenjiayouwujiea】
jianlou?duia!wokeyiqujianloua!zhangyangxiangqilai,linhaidaxuebuyuanchu,jiuyougudongyitiaojie,tazheiyangdequjianlou,bushiwenwendezhengqian?