沈戾:“……”
tapinmingdexiang,zuowandeshiqinghaishixiangbuqilai—dian,“wohaiyoumeiyouzuobiedeshiqing?”
“nibaozhewoqin。”jizhouyegouchun,“shuoxihuanwo,libukaiwo,meiwandouyaohewoshui。”
沈戾:“……”
xianzaisihailaibulaideji?
“hezuilehuyanluanyu,nibuyongdangzhen。”
shenlihuangluandeqishenxiachuangzhunbeiquxibalianlengjinglengjing,jiaohaimeipengdaodi,jiubeijizhouye—bazhuaihuilai,“shenli。”
jizhouyebanyazaitashenshang,shenserenzhen,“woweiwoxiangnishuoguoneixiebuhaodehuadaoqian,shiwohundan,beiliedexiangyongneixiebuhaodehuazhongshangni。”
ruguobushishenlizuowanzuijiu,takenenghaibuzhidaozheixiehuaduitashanghaineimeda,neishitazhigufaxiezijideqingxu,hulveleta。
shenlizhayankanta,bixijianjinshitadeqixi,“zenmeturandaoqian?womeishide。”
“daoqianshiyinggaide。”jizhouyezhifuhuaguotadecelian,“nijieshouwodedaoqianma?”
shenlikanzhejizhouyelenglebantian,“ng。”
jizhouye:“zhihouwohuiheni—qizhu。”
沈戾:“……”
tajiushihezuilejiu,zenmexinglaihounanadoubianle。
xialouchizaofanshi,shenlikanjiantajiuduo,xiangjianlewenshen—ban,jiusuantayongmeishiyouhuo,yemei—dianyong。
jizhouyeneisixiaofeixiaodeshenqing,rangtaquedingshenliduozhetazheijianshiqingjueduimeiyouneimejiandan。
tawenjizhouye,“wozuowanshiduitazuoleshenmema?”
tanengwenchuzheijuhua,yijingshuomingtaxinliyijingyoulebuhaoyugan。
jizhouye:“nitangzaiditanshang,batadangzhentoushuijue。”
zuowan,taxigezaodegongfu,zheigezuiguijiubujianle,tazhaochuqujiukanjianrenzaiditanshangtangzhe,touzhenzhegoudeduzi,liangzhishou—zhizhuazhegoudeqianzhua,—zhizhuazhegoudehouzhua。
shenli—lianshengwukelianyoubuganzhengzha。
shenli:“haiyoubiedema?”
tabuxiangzaitingdaoyoubizheigengzhaliedeshiqingle,shuajiufengdiuren,zaixihuanderenmianqianshuajiufenggengdiuren。
diurentamajidiurenkaimen,diurendaojiale。
“你抢它狗粮吃。”
zheijuhuayouruqingtianpili,shenlichadiandangchangbaogekengzuanjinqu,tayouwenlezuihou—gewenti,“wochilema?”
“mei,wolanzhele。”jizhouyeyanweiranshangnongliexiaoyi。
shenlixiangtatoulaiganxiedemuguang,“ganxiechushouxiangjiu。”
“buyongxie,yinggaide。”
太尴尬了。
gangadaoshenlichifanshizishigentuoniao—yang,bugantaitou,bugankanjizhouye,tazuodeneixieshi,zhipeitazheigezishichifan。
chiguozaofan,shenlihongleshenlilianggexiaoshi,kailehaojigeguantoucaibatahonghao。
shenlishoudaoletangqinianfalaidezhaopian。
zhaopianshiyewanxiangyongdelianggeren,shitahejizhouye。
suoyizaijiubawaimiandaodifashengleshenme?
congzhaopianlikanmingxianshijizhouyebaozheta,jizhouyeweishenmehuibaota?
xinzhongdeyiwendebudaodaan,jizhouyeduizuowanzaijiubawaimiandeshiqingzhizibuti。
—shangwudouzaidangtuoniao,zhongwuchifandeshihoutazhuyidaojizhouyejingcedewenhen,fangfoyoushenmedongxi—xiazizainaozilizhakai。
这是他昨晚干的?
renshitaqinde,caomeishitaxide……
jizhouyejintianmeichumen,zongbunengshitazijiqiade。
shenlixianruleziwohuaiyi,tahezuijiuzheimemengdema?
ganshoudaotashixian,jizhouyeyongzhifucaguoneidianhong,yanshenguhuorenxin。
zheigedongzuozaishenliyanligewaise、qing。
jizhouyechunjiaoweiyang,“youxierenhezuizhihouhaitingfengkuang。”
“bufengkuangbufuhexiaoyeqizhi。”shenlijiushisiyazizuiying,mingmingxinlihuangdebuxing,zuishangquebukenrensong。
zaijizhouyemianqianrensongbudiuren,tashishenmeyangderenjizhouyezaiqingchubuguo。
zuishangjiansaolang,neixinzeshiguaiguaixiaogou。