“nitanghaobieluandong，jintianshizanmendedaxirizi，anniangshuole，jinwanshangyidingdezaochugenanwawalai！”
大喜日子？
yaomodeyishizaiyipianhundunzhongzhujianqingxi，yanqiandeliaojiliangjiushiershisuichutoudexiaohuozimoyang，zaikankanzheizhouwei，youniandaigandechuanghushangtiezhedahongxizi，chuangshanggaizhedahongbeizi。
tazheishizhongshengle？zhongshengdaolejiajiliaojiliangzheigezhanandexinhunye？
muguangyizhuan，yanqiandezheigenanrenzhengdasuanyaogentaxingfangshi，zheigeexindedongzuorangtaxiguanxingfanwei，ranhouyonglidituikailezheigenanren，kuaisuzuoqishenlai，zhenglihaolezijideyifu。
“nizheigeniangmen，fanlenile，haigantuikaian？”
shuoba，liaojiliangyouyaoxishenershang，yaomolimaduokaile，lishenghedao：“nibiepengwo！”
jiajizheigezhananjiushitabeicanrenshengdekaishi，jiranlaotianyelianmintarangtazhonghuoyishi，neitayouzenmekenengzaiwangzheihuokenglitiaoyihui？
ergangcaiyaomodefanyinghenmingxianrenaoleliaojiliang，taxianshichijinghoushilengzhu。
yinweiyanqiandezheigenvren，daxiaojiubeitafumumaijiliaojiale，jiuxiangshituodideyigebeitai，suoyitaconglaibubatadanghuishi。
tayougenghaodexuanze，buyaota，tajiudegundan，tameiyougenghaodexuanze，quta，tajiudeganendaide。
suoyiyoulezheixiekebanyinxiang，yaomodefanyingcairangliaojiliangjuedejinge。
“chouponiang，nishiannvren，anzenmejiubunengpeng？touyitianjiehunnijiuyaotaodashibushi？ganjintuoleyifu，laoshitangdaochuangshanggenanzaonanwa！”
造男娃造男娃！
liaojiaconglaizhibatadangshengyujiqi，qianshimeizunyandewonanglehuoleyibeizi，zheicitabuhuile！
dannannvliliangxuanshu，tabunenggentayingpengying，yaoburanchikuidezhishiziji。
“womenjiazushangyougeshuofa，jiehundangri，yaoqingcunshangzuiyoumingwangderenguolaibangmangpuxibeizi，zaizhaojigecunganbuzaiyipangjianzheng，puwancainengshengnanwachulai。”
“sha？”liaojiliangcumei，henbunaidishuodao，“nalilaideguishuofa？”
“laozuzongliuxialaideshuofa，dangchuwobamayebuxin，ranhoujiushengxialewo，houlaitamenyoujuxingleyicihunli，zhaochuledangnianjiehundexibeizi，zhaoledangshiwomencundecunzhanglaipulebeizi，neiwanhouwomajiuhuaiyunle，ranhoushenglewodi。”
yaomozijishuozhedoujuedehuangmiu，danlaocunzhangzaojiuguoshile，yewuchuchazheng。
“womashuonixianzaidangshanglegangtiechangdeyijijishugong，cunzhangbudoudegaokannimenliaojiayiyanma？zenme？meineigenengnaiqingcunzhangguolai？”
liaojiliangzheigejiabaodezhanan，zuishihaomianzi，shoubuleyidianjijiangfa。
“xing，yaomo，anjiutingnizheiyihui，yaoshirangcunzhanglaipulexibeizi，nijiliaojiashengbuchuerzilai，kananzenmeshoushini！”
liaojiliangyibianfanzaodeshuozheyibianchuanzheyifuwangwaizou，tazouchuquhouyaomosonglekouqi。
zhongshengzheijianshiqingtaixuanhuanle，tayedezaihuanhuan，tafuzhezhuozimanmanzuodaoxialai，zixidepansuanzhe。
guolehaoyihuier，fangjiandemenzaicibeituikai，liaojiliangdaizheyizhongrenzoulejinlai，youcunzhang、youjigecunganbu、haiyoutadefumu。
kandechuweilenengshengchugeerzilai，tamenliaojiayezhenshijiangzhideshenmehuadouxin。
“cunzhang，neijiumafanninbangmangpuyixiaxibeiziba。”liaojiliangkeqidegencunzhangshuozhe。
“hao，weilenimenliaojiadexianghuo，neiwojiu……”
“buyongle，rangcunzhangbangmangpuxibeizinengshengnanhai，zheigeshuofashiwoxiabiande。”
budengtamencuoe，yebudengliaojiliangfazuo，yaomokanzhecunzhangjiezheshuodao：“henbaoqian，cunzhang，haiyougeweicunganbu，qishidawanshangbanimenhanlai，shixiangrangnimenzuogejianzheng，wobutongyigenliaojiliangdehunyin，woyaogentalihun。”
yaomoshuodekengqiangyouli，huachu，bazaichangderendoujingzhule，tazaishuoshenme？
“yaomo，nifengle？nishuosha？nishuoyaogenanlihun？”
“是，我要离婚！”
“yaomo，nizheigemeiliangxinde，nihaishixiaobudiandeshihou，nimenjiajiuyongnihuanleanjiadeyidaimianfen，yaoshimeianjianeidaimianfen，nimenquanjiazaoesile！”
tadiaozuankebodeepopozhainaiping，tingdaotazheimeshuo，dangjitiaoqilaimata。
“zheimeduonianguoqule，nimenjiahaishiyipinruxi，eranerdouyijingyijijishugongle，wanghouqiantuwuliang，zhaoshayangdehaonvrenzhaobudao？
shianmenjiajiangchengxin，meiyouhuihun，nicainenggaopanjiajinliaojia，jiunijiazheitiaojiannengjiajijiliang，doushinimenyaojiazufenshangmaoqingyan，nihaiyaogenanerlihun？jianzhishixiaohua！”
听听，说的多好听。
nandaobushiliaojiliangsipilailiandizhuichengmeizhizhuibushang，beichanglirenchaofenglanhamaxiangchitianerouhou，yishishoule**ma？
zheimenhunshiyikaishijiushierxi，houlaisuizheliangjiachajuyuelaiyueda，yaojiadoububaoxiwangle，zheiliaojiayilaishuoqin，yaojiaziranshangganzhe。
suoyi，tamenlianggedejiehunkuaidaowubifuyan，meiyoucaili，yemeiyoujiazhuang，linglezheng，kanlegehaorizijiujuxinglehunli。
congtoudaowei，tazheigexinniangdeyijianshizuibuzhongyaode，jiuzhishiyigehuowu。
“yaomo，kannizheihaizitinglaoshide，nizanengzheiyang？”yixiangmenhuludeliaomingwuyekailekou，henzhizedeshuodao，“nidouyijingjiajinanmenliaojiale，neishengshiliaojiaderen，sishiliaojiadegui，bunenglihun！”
“jiushi，kanbaninengnaide，haiyaogenanlihun，kananyihouzenmeshoushini。”
liaojilianghenhendeshuoleyiju，ranhouyouhenbaoqian、manliankeqideduicunzhanghecunganbumenshuodao：“cunzhang，geweicunganbu，zhenshibaoqiana，zheiniangmennaozihuaile，geweixianghuiba。”
“wonaozimeiyouhuai，woshihenrenzhende，woyaogenliaojilianglihun，erqiefeilibuke！”
yaomozheimejianjue，rensheiyemeiyouxiangdao，dajiamianmianxiangqu。
“gangcaizhainaipingnvshiyeshuole，wohaishixiaobudiandeshihou，wojiayongwohuanleliaojiayidaimianfen，zheichanghunyinjiudinglexialai，zuoweidangshiren，wohaixiao，zheichanghunyinbingfeiwobenrenyiyuan。
suiranwoguoxianzaihaichuzaidongdangjieduan，danyebushifengjiandejiushehuile，zhuzhanghunyinziyou，fumuwuquanzaibaobanhunyin，erqiegenjuxinhunyinfadeguiding，nannvyifangyaoqiulihunde，ruganqingqueyipolie，diaojiewuxiao，yingzhunyulihun。
zheichanghunyinbingmeiyouzunzhongwodequanyiyiranshifanfa，rujinwotichulihun，ruoliaojiabutongyi，neiwoyouquanzhijiexiangrenminfayuantichulihunsusong，zanmencunyizhiyouwenmingcundechenghao，liaojiliangzaigangtiechangyegangyoufazhan，bieweilezheizhongshichileguansi，yingxiangleqiantucaihao。”