第5章
lidongzhengzhunbeibashitoudishangqujiyangshifukan。
turanzhuankangjiuchuanglejinlai，hengchayigangdejiangtadeyuanshidijiaodaoleyangshifudeshouli。
“heihei，yangshifu，xianjiwojie。”
yangshifuyikanshizhuankang，jingxidao：“yo，shixiaoshishenlailea，kuaiqingzuo，wozheijiujinijie。”
baohuashankanledunshijiubuleyile：“woshuo，yangshifu，zheifanshideyougexianlaihoudaoba，womenxianlaide，nizenmefandaoxianjizheigejiahuojiele。”
yangshifuchuixudejieshaodao：“nimenliantadourenshi，neizhendeshibaihundushiquanle，zheiweikeshixiaoshishen，tayeyezhuhailongxiansheng，keshiwomenquanneidekangbazi，shishen。”
“jintiannimennengyidutalaorenjiadesunzidushifengcai，shinimensanshengrongxing。”
baohuashanqibuguojiujiaodao：“jiuyinweitayeyemingtouxiangliang，womenjiuyaorangtama？pingshenme？”
zhuankangdeyidejixiaodao：“jiunimenzheiposhitou，nengchulvcaiguaini，haishixiankankanbenshaoyedeba，wozheiyuanshi，keshi1500wanmaide，yihuierzhunliangxianimendeyan，woshuonimena，zhanbianshangqiaohaoleba。”
yangshifunalezhuankangdeyuanshijianshangqilai。
tayongqiangguangshoudiantongdashangqu，yipianlvmangmang，jingtandao：“haoliaozi，kanzhelvmangtongtoude，zheishuitoushizu，bachengnengchuhaofeicui。”
zhuankangyizhendeyiyangyang：“neishi，yebukankanwoshishei，xiaoshishen，jiuwozheiyanlijian，nengchama？”
lidongkaiqiletoushi，kandeyiqingerchu，suijizuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao，chongzhezhuankangdao：“xiaoshishenduiba，jiranniduizijideyanlizheimeyouxinxin，neibuzhidaoganbuganhewodagedu？”
zhuankangyileng，suijiwendao：“niyaodushenme？”
“jiudunizheikuailiaozinengbunengkaichuhaofeicui。”
lidongzhizhezhuankangdeyuanshi，shexiaduyue。
zhuankangdunshilaijingle，xingfenjiaodao：“zheigeduwoyingle，woyaoshiyingle，nijiuguixialaijibenshaoyekesangexiangtou，jiaoshengyeye。”
“你说叫什么？”
鲍华山立马讥讽道。
“叫爷爷。”
“aiyowei，dasunzi，zheishengyeyejiaodezhenyueera。”
baohuashanzhanletabianyi，lianshanglekailehua。
zhuankangqidelianseheichenyipian，qijibaihuaidejiaodao：“kao，nixiaozizhaodashibushi？”
lidongjimangbabaohuashanhudaoshenhou，duizhezhuankanglenglengwendao：“ruguowoyingle，niyouzenmeyang？”
“heng，benshaoyehuishu？”
zhuankangyilianxiaozhangdeyi，zixinmanmandao：“wocaibuhuishujiyigeliulanghan。”
lidongjijiangdao：“nibushuozijideduyue，wohuilijienishimeizixin，bugangenwodu。”
zhuankangdunshizhamaole，rangrangjiaodao：“sheibugandule，shuo，nixiangyaobenshaoyedushenme？”
baohuashanlimadao：“niyaoshishule，guixialai，jilidongxiongdikeshibagexiangtou，jiaoshengzuzong。”
“wangbadan，qirentaishen。”
zhuankangzhangkoujiuyaochaozui。
lidongturanshuodao：“nibozishangdeyupeibucuo，jiuneitazuoduzhuba，zenmeyang？ganma？”
zhuankanglimacongbozishangzhaixiayupei：“dujiudu，yangshifu，zheiyupeiwoxianyanizheili，laofannizuogejianzheng。”
“好。”
yangshifujieguoyupei，wendao：“neiwoxianzaijiukaishijieshitoula？”
“杨师傅，请！”
lidongtanletanshou，zuolegeqingdezishi。
baohuashanjimangbalidongladaoyipang，xiaoshengwendao：“ganggangyishinaore，meikaolvdaohouguo，xiongdi，niyoubawobu，zheiyaoshishule，keshiyaobeixiuruside，zheininengshoudele？”
lidongbailetayiyandao：“woshuo，nizenmejiuduiwozheimemexinxinni？”
baohuashanzhejile：“wobushiduinimeixinxin，woshiduineikuaiposhitoumeixinxin，ganggangniyetingdaole，renjianeikuaishitoushiyikuaibucuodeyuanshi，jiazhi1500wanni，neikebushichuide，wogujizheihuizanmendechibiele，yaobuchenzherenduo，xianganjinliuleba。”
baohuashanlazhelidongjiuyaozou。
lidongjianjuedao：“meishi，baoge，nifangxin，shubule，neikuaiyupeiwoyaodingle。”
wudeyisheng，jiqitingzhileqiege。
lishifujimangnachubianjiaoliao，yongqingshuichongxi，bianshangzhongrenlijicoushanglaiweiguan。
“白棉！”
yangshifushenshenzhouqilemeitou，jiechulaideyu，rouzhihanyoubaimian，zheifeicuidezhidipashihaobudaonaliqu。
“怎么可能？”
zhuankangmanlianbuganzhixin，tazhejidequchulejizilidezhengliao，qingshuichongxi，jiancha。
qiemianshangmian，manmandebaise，haoxiangmianhuafugaileyiban，xianyoulvse。
zhuankangzheixiazichedimengle。
ruciduodebaimianzazhi，zheikuaiyuanshichedifeile。
‘砰！’
zhuankangjieshoubulezheigedaji，yi**diezuozaidishang，manliandejusang，jidedouyaokuchulaile。
“1500wana，juranjiuchulezheimeyigelaji，wode1500wana。”
baohuashanzheishihouyeshimanliandechayi，1500wan，juranjiuchulezheimegedongxi，tachongzhelidongwendao：“xiongdi，nidongxinga，zheikuailiaozinishuohaizhiduoshaoqian？”
lidongyaotoudao：“jiuzheiliaozi，zuiduoyejiuzhige10wanba。”
baohuashandunshihahadaxiaochaofengdao：“1500wan，huan10wan，haishishendesunzini，haha，wokanshiguisuncaidui。”
zhuankangbeichaofengdemiansetieqing，sisidedengzhebaohuashan。
baohuashanjifengdao：“dengshenmedeng，zheishitoushinizijixuande，woyoumeibini，zijimeinengnai，zheihuizenmela，shubuqila？”
zhuankangqidezhimoya，henbudepushangquyaosibaohuashan。
yangshifujimangkaidaodao：“zhuxiansheng，buyaojin，zheimayoushitiyeshichangyoudeshi，jiusuanshininyeye，yeyouzouyandeshihou，zheidianxiaocuozhebiefangxinshang，yihouzaijiezailijiushile。”
baohuashanbiyidedigudao：“zhiqianxiongdinikailegefeiliao，zheilaodongxihaifengcigebantian，xianzaizheixiaodongxidukuale，fandaohaiyigejingdeanwei，zhenshigeliangmianpai，wopei！”
lidonglenglengyixiao，shangqiansuoyaoduzhu：“yuandufushu，zhuankang，yupeinalaiba!”
“你**！”
zhuankangxinqingganggangbeianfudehaoyidianle，zheihuiyoubeilidongjiqidaole。
taqihuhudechongzheyangshifurangrangdao：“najita，benshaoyecaibuquezheidianxiaoyupei，shulejiushule，sheixihan。”
yangshifujiangyupeidijilidong。
lidongmanxindeqiexi，jiangneiyupeinazaishouzhong，aibushishou。
zhuankangqiaozhelidonggenkanbaobeisidekanzheneikuaiyu，wakufengcidao：“qiaonineiyang，zhenshimeijianguoshimian，bujiushigeyupeima，zheiyangdeyupeiwojialiduodeshi，gaitianbenshaoyexinqinghao，songniyichedouxing。”
lidongqueshichongzhetachaofengdejixiao。
“你笑什么？”
zhuankangzhuakuangjile，juedelidongshizaishitaiqianzoule，henhendedingzheta。
lidongbuxiedechaoxiaodao：“woxiaoniyuchun，niyebuxiangxiang，wozenmejiuhuiduniyikuaibuzhiqiandeyupeima？”
zheihuajiaozaichangsuoyouderendoushiyileng，nanbuchengzheikuaiyupeihailingyouwenzhang？