剧本走歪第1章

woshouwobaiyueguangnvpeijuben,diyizhangjiushihuiguo。

yuanbenshedingshibazonghuilaijiewozheigebaiyueguang。

kehuangyanzhenggejiejiquwodoumeifaxianjiangchudeshenying。

yushi,wodadianhuajilejiangchu:

「chugege,nizaina?」

dianhuaneitou,jiangchuhuilewoju:

「绿茶女,滚。」

yinweiguonianzaifanzhuoshanggenqitaqinqichuiniubi,wobeileipile。

yushibeipochuanyuejinleyiben【chushaotazhidaocuole,furenqiuyuanliang】deguzaobadaoxiaoshuoli。

haozaizhiyaoshunliwanchengzhuxianjiukeyihuidaoxianshishijie。

anzhaojuben,jintianshijiangchuhetayinhunqiziwennuandejiehunjinianri。

jiangchuhuipaoxiawennuan,zaozaodiganlaijichangjiewozheigebaiyueguanghuijia。

suoyiwochuanzheyishenbaiqun,daizheleisibianzheyangcaomao,zhangfapijian,sumianchaotian,guaiqiaodizhanzaiyigexianyandedifangdengdaijiangchulailaowo。

……

然而一个小时后。

zhidaowotuidouzhanruanle,xiagehangbanderendouzoukongle,woyeyiranmeiyoudengdaojiangchulai。

sizhanan,zaowanjinizhuaqujinzhulongge。

wonubukeedibotonglejiangchudedianhua,zaidianhuajietongdeneiyishunjian,huanchengwenrouxizhangdeshengxian:

「chugege,nizaina,wodengnihaojiula。」

dianhuaneitouduanzanchenmohoubianchuanlaijiangchulengmodeshengyin:

「绿茶女,滚。」

我:?

打错了?

wolimaditouzaiciquerenbochudehaoma,queshishijiangchuwuwu。

kejiangchuweishenmehuishizheizhongtaidu?

wolimazaiqianyishilixunwenxitong。

duanzandechenmohou,xitongjilewogejieshi,shuoshilinshichuxiandebug,wanfenzhiyidegailvpengqiaojiubeiwoyushangle。

「suzhubiedanxin,shangjiyijingxiufuhaozheigebugle,nijixutuidongjuqing,zhijiequjiangjiajiuhaole。」

wunai,wozhinengdachezhijieqianwangjiangchumaidehaijingxiaobieshu。

shuoshihua,wotingjinzhangde,bijinganshulidesheding,jiangchushigebingtaiqiezhanyouyujiqiangdepianzhikuang。

tayihuierhuibuhuibawoenzaiqiangshangqina?

zhanzaimenkou,wozhenglileyixiayirongyibiao,qingleqingsang,caishenshouqiaomen。

「谁啊?」

yigezhongnianlaonanrendakailemen,kanjianshiwohou,tadelianshangyangyizhexiyuedexiaorong。

「jixiaojie,nizhongyuhuilaile。」

buchuyiwaidehua,zheijiushijiangchudeguanjia,liubo。

tayijianshiwo,yanquandouhongle:

「nizaibuhuilaizheigejiadenvzhurenjiuyaobianchengneigexingwendele。」

我听得一愣一愣的。

hao,zheiguoranshibadaozongcaidetieshenxiaoguanjia。

woxianshilimaodibaolebaoliubo,ranhouhuanshangleyifuyoushangdebiaoqing:

「meishideliuguanjia,woxiangxinchugegeyeshibeibide。」

呕,好黏牙的台词。

qiangrenzhexinzhongdebushi,wojiannandishuowanlezheijudiashengdiaqidehua。

liubotanlekouqi,yibianjieguowodexingli,yibianyingzhewowanglimianzou。

haimeizoudaojibuni,yigechuanzhemaorongtuershuiyidenanrenbiancongloushangjicongcongdixialaile。

我愣了下。

xianzaidebingjiaonanzhudouzheizhongpinweile?

neishuangliangboyoulengmodemolvseyanjing,jieheyanweixianeikeyanzhisedeleizhi,zheitamabushinanzhujiangchuhainengshishei?

wochengmujieshedikanzhejiangchu,takanwodebiaoqingnanyanyane。

jiangchudabushangqianjiangwodexingliqiangguo,shuashualiangxiajiuwangwaireng:

「buxing,nibuzhunjinlai,ganjinchuqu!」

buduia,jubenlibushizheimexiedea。

shuohaodelouzhewokaishixujiucongqianni?

【xitong,xitong,zahuishia,tabiaoqingkanqilaibuduijinga。】

wozaixinzhongfengkuangdihuhanxitong,kexitonggenbenbudaliwo。

wozhinengyibianhoutui,yibiananfujiangchu:

「chugege,nizenmele?youshenmeshinikeyigaosuwo。

「meishide,woyijingzhidaowenxiaojiedeshiqingle,wozhidaochugegeniyeshibeipode。」

jiangchubudong,lianshangdebiaoqingyouheilejifen。

kewoyueshiwenrou,tahaoxiangyueshengqi,shenzhinaqibaifangzaixuanguandexiyangjianchaowozhalai:

「绿茶,看剑!」

woc,nixiaozilaizhende???

病娇男,真有你的!

liuboliansedabianxiangyaozulan,quebeijiangchuyibatuikaile。

yankanzhejianruidejianfengmashangcidaowoxiongkou,wozaixinlinahan:

【nibushishuobugyijingxiufuhaolema!!xianzaizheishishenmeguia!

【系统,救我!】

yebuzhishibushiwodexinshengqixiaole。

jiangchudongzuoyizhi,numuyuandengdikanzhewo,ranhouzhizhidichaodibanshangdaolexiaqu。

噗通!

yanzhengzhengdikanzhejiangchuzaidishangtanglehaojifenzhong,wocaizhandouzheshouqutanletantadebixi。

真遗憾啊,还活着。

cishitangzaidishangyidongbudongdejiangchu,kanqilaiqinglengyoujinyu,shensuideyanwo、tingqiaodewuguan,quanranmeiyouganggangneifu**siqizhi。

youneimeyishunjian,woshenzhijuedetabeishenmexiesuifutile。

xitongyebuzhidaoshenmeqingkuangdiaoxiandaoxianzaihaimeihuilai。

liubojidetuantuanzhuan,zhanzhanweiweidebuzhiruheshihao:

「jixiaojie,womenda120ba。」

huayingangluo,haibudengwohuida,yidaoguaodenvshengxiangqi:

「jiutaganma,rangzhanansiledele。」

wennuanchuanzheyishenshuipao,daizheyifudaheikuangyanjing,kanqilaigangshuixing,conglouxiadeciwolimanyouyoudizoulechulai。

她扫了我一眼:

「季雪儿?」

woxiayishididianlediantou。

querenlewodeshenfenhou,wennuanzhiyan:

「jiangchugennibuheshi,nizouba,biegentalianxile。」

shuowan,tajiugentuosigousidezhuaizhehunmidejiangchuwangwoshiqu。

我脖子一缩。

woc,niyebuanzhaojubenyan?