woshouwobaiyueguangnvpeijuben,diyizhangjiushihuiguo。
yuanbenshedingshibazonghuilaijiewozheigebaiyueguang。
kehuangyanzhenggejiejiquwodoumeifaxianjiangchudeshenying。
yushi,wodadianhuajilejiangchu:
「chugege,nizaina?」
dianhuaneitou,jiangchuhuilewoju:
「绿茶女,滚。」
yinweiguonianzaifanzhuoshanggenqitaqinqichuiniubi,wobeileipile。
yushibeipochuanyuejinleyiben【chushaotazhidaocuole,furenqiuyuanliang】deguzaobadaoxiaoshuoli。
haozaizhiyaoshunliwanchengzhuxianjiukeyihuidaoxianshishijie。
anzhaojuben,jintianshijiangchuhetayinhunqiziwennuandejiehunjinianri。
jiangchuhuipaoxiawennuan,zaozaodiganlaijichangjiewozheigebaiyueguanghuijia。
suoyiwochuanzheyishenbaiqun,daizheleisibianzheyangcaomao,zhangfapijian,sumianchaotian,guaiqiaodizhanzaiyigexianyandedifangdengdaijiangchulailaowo。
……
然而一个小时后。
zhidaowotuidouzhanruanle,xiagehangbanderendouzoukongle,woyeyiranmeiyoudengdaojiangchulai。
sizhanan,zaowanjinizhuaqujinzhulongge。
wonubukeedibotonglejiangchudedianhua,zaidianhuajietongdeneiyishunjian,huanchengwenrouxizhangdeshengxian:
「chugege,nizaina,wodengnihaojiula。」
dianhuaneitouduanzanchenmohoubianchuanlaijiangchulengmodeshengyin:
「绿茶女,滚。」
我:?
打错了?
wolimaditouzaiciquerenbochudehaoma,queshishijiangchuwuwu。
kejiangchuweishenmehuishizheizhongtaidu?
wolimazaiqianyishilixunwenxitong。
duanzandechenmohou,xitongjilewogejieshi,shuoshilinshichuxiandebug,wanfenzhiyidegailvpengqiaojiubeiwoyushangle。
「suzhubiedanxin,shangjiyijingxiufuhaozheigebugle,nijixutuidongjuqing,zhijiequjiangjiajiuhaole。」
wunai,wozhinengdachezhijieqianwangjiangchumaidehaijingxiaobieshu。
shuoshihua,wotingjinzhangde,bijinganshulidesheding,jiangchushigebingtaiqiezhanyouyujiqiangdepianzhikuang。
tayihuierhuibuhuibawoenzaiqiangshangqina?
zhanzaimenkou,wozhenglileyixiayirongyibiao,qingleqingsang,caishenshouqiaomen。
「谁啊?」
yigezhongnianlaonanrendakailemen,kanjianshiwohou,tadelianshangyangyizhexiyuedexiaorong。
「jixiaojie,nizhongyuhuilaile。」
buchuyiwaidehua,zheijiushijiangchudeguanjia,liubo。
tayijianshiwo,yanquandouhongle:
「nizaibuhuilaizheigejiadenvzhurenjiuyaobianchengneigexingwendele。」
我听得一愣一愣的。
hao,zheiguoranshibadaozongcaidetieshenxiaoguanjia。
woxianshilimaodibaolebaoliubo,ranhouhuanshangleyifuyoushangdebiaoqing:
「meishideliuguanjia,woxiangxinchugegeyeshibeibide。」
呕,好黏牙的台词。
qiangrenzhexinzhongdebushi,wojiannandishuowanlezheijudiashengdiaqidehua。
liubotanlekouqi,yibianjieguowodexingli,yibianyingzhewowanglimianzou。
haimeizoudaojibuni,yigechuanzhemaorongtuershuiyidenanrenbiancongloushangjicongcongdixialaile。
我愣了下。
xianzaidebingjiaonanzhudouzheizhongpinweile?
neishuangliangboyoulengmodemolvseyanjing,jieheyanweixianeikeyanzhisedeleizhi,zheitamabushinanzhujiangchuhainengshishei?
wochengmujieshedikanzhejiangchu,takanwodebiaoqingnanyanyane。
jiangchudabushangqianjiangwodexingliqiangguo,shuashualiangxiajiuwangwaireng:
「buxing,nibuzhunjinlai,ganjinchuqu!」
buduia,jubenlibushizheimexiedea。
shuohaodelouzhewokaishixujiucongqianni?
【xitong,xitong,zahuishia,tabiaoqingkanqilaibuduijinga。】
wozaixinzhongfengkuangdihuhanxitong,kexitonggenbenbudaliwo。
wozhinengyibianhoutui,yibiananfujiangchu:
「chugege,nizenmele?youshenmeshinikeyigaosuwo。
「meishide,woyijingzhidaowenxiaojiedeshiqingle,wozhidaochugegeniyeshibeipode。」
jiangchubudong,lianshangdebiaoqingyouheilejifen。
kewoyueshiwenrou,tahaoxiangyueshengqi,shenzhinaqibaifangzaixuanguandexiyangjianchaowozhalai:
「绿茶,看剑!」
woc,nixiaozilaizhende???
病娇男,真有你的!
liuboliansedabianxiangyaozulan,quebeijiangchuyibatuikaile。
yankanzhejianruidejianfengmashangcidaowoxiongkou,wozaixinlinahan:
【nibushishuobugyijingxiufuhaolema!!xianzaizheishishenmeguia!
【系统,救我!】
yebuzhishibushiwodexinshengqixiaole。
jiangchudongzuoyizhi,numuyuandengdikanzhewo,ranhouzhizhidichaodibanshangdaolexiaqu。
噗通!
yanzhengzhengdikanzhejiangchuzaidishangtanglehaojifenzhong,wocaizhandouzheshouqutanletantadebixi。
真遗憾啊,还活着。
cishitangzaidishangyidongbudongdejiangchu,kanqilaiqinglengyoujinyu,shensuideyanwo、tingqiaodewuguan,quanranmeiyouganggangneifu**siqizhi。
youneimeyishunjian,woshenzhijuedetabeishenmexiesuifutile。
xitongyebuzhidaoshenmeqingkuangdiaoxiandaoxianzaihaimeihuilai。
liubojidetuantuanzhuan,zhanzhanweiweidebuzhiruheshihao:
「jixiaojie,womenda120ba。」
huayingangluo,haibudengwohuida,yidaoguaodenvshengxiangqi:
「jiutaganma,rangzhanansiledele。」
wennuanchuanzheyishenshuipao,daizheyifudaheikuangyanjing,kanqilaigangshuixing,conglouxiadeciwolimanyouyoudizoulechulai。
她扫了我一眼:
「季雪儿?」
woxiayishididianlediantou。
querenlewodeshenfenhou,wennuanzhiyan:
「jiangchugennibuheshi,nizouba,biegentalianxile。」
shuowan,tajiugentuosigousidezhuaizhehunmidejiangchuwangwoshiqu。
我脖子一缩。
woc,niyebuanzhaojubenyan?