“xu**，qizongrangwoxiangnidaihua，yaoxiangyongqishizuixinyiliaojishujiunimuqin，weiyidetiaojianshi，yunixianzaideweihunfufenshou，huidaotashenbian。”
“fouze，qishijiangjujuenideshenqing。”
“qizongnaixinyouxian，nizhiyouyigexingqidekaolvshijian。”
shoujineiduanchuanlaijijingdedengdaisheng。
xuzhinianguaduanshouji，dingzhepingmushangdehunlidaojishi，shengyinxiandeyouxiejuejue。
“hao，wodayingtadetiaojian。”
shoujineibiansihuyouxieyiwai，quehenkuaihuifuruchang
“hao，yigexingqihou，qishidechehuilaijienin。”
dianhuaguaduandeshunjian，baojianlizheneryulongdeqihongshengchuanlai。
xuzhiniantuimenneike，biankanjianhuotingshenzhengxiangshouzhebeitaneichongshangtiandemishuqiangwen。
erliangrenshenhou，baizheweiqingzhuxuzhinianhehuotingshenjijiangjiehundedangao。
qihongshengzaituimenneikejiaranerzhi，zhongrenmuguangzhongluozaixuzhinianshenshang。
场面难堪又好笑。
qifenlengxialaideshunjian，qiyouweilianmangconghuotingshenshenshangxialai。
wangxiangsongzhinianneike，yishuangxiaolubandeyanjing，shunjianhanmanleishui。
“zhinianjie，wozhishixiangzhenihetingshengemashangjiehunle，wobuxiangliuyihancaichongdongqintade，duibuqi。”
qiyouweitianshengyifuxiaobaihuadezhangxiang，shengyinshaoruojifen，bianrerenlianxi。
jiuxiangcike，mingmingzuocuoshiqingdeshita，queyeranghuotingshenchushenghuzhe。
“haole，yigewanxiao，youweiweigongxiwomenhaizhuanmendailedangaoguolai，dajiadoudengzheniqiedangaoni。”
huotingshenqingpiaopiaodeyijuhua，youbachangzizhongxinchaore，suoyourendouxiangwushifashengyiban，jixuwanle。
xuzhinianchuilechuimou，zouguoqu，jiekaineigehaiweichaifengdedangao。
kedangluchudangaoquanzhuangshi，gangreqilaideqifen，youxianrusiyibandejijing。
“qiyouweihuotingshenxinhunkuaile”10gezi，minghuanghuangdexiezaidangaoshang。
bansuierlaide，haiyouqiyouweidejinghusheng。
“a！wowangjigaosudangaodianzhinianjiedemingzile，kendingshidangaodianyuanwuyiweizheishiwohetingshengedexinhundangao。”
“zhinianjie，nibuhuiguaiwoba？”
huayingangluo，huotingshendingzhedangaozhoulezhoumei，
jiazhuangshengqidexunchileqiyouweiyiju。
“haishineimeben，zheigeyuedejiangjinbiexiangyaole”
zhuantouduixuzhinianroushengdao。
“yikuaidangaoeryi，biejijiaole。”
tingzhehuotingshendehua，xuzhinianxinzhonglengxiao。
congqiyouweikaishidanghuotingshenmishuneitian，zheiyangdewulongbuzhidaogaoleduoshaogechulai。
xuzhinianmeimeishengqiyaohuotingshenkaichuqiyouweishi，doubeiqingmiaodanxiedejieleguoqu。
rangxuzhinianrenleyiciyouyici。
xianzai，tayouxieleile，buxiangrenle。
“jirangaocuole，neijiuzhongxinqumaiba。”
leishenghongming，piaopodayuchongshuazhedimian，wuneikongqidouningguleyiban。
huotingshenlianselenglexialai。
yedui，tayixiangshizuiqingchuqiyouweishentibuhaoderen。
suoyizheixienian，qiyouweisuiduiwaixuanchengshihuotingshendemishu，kexiangshoudedaiyubixuzhinianzheigeweihunqihaiyaohao。
“niyaoshixihuan，worangsijizhongxinmailai，youweishentibuhao。”
xuzhiniantaiyanduishanghuotingshen，chixiao。
“jiranshentibuhao，neijiubiedangmishule。”
“haishishuo，nishebude？”