第1章

我是个奸臣。

tiantianbahuangdihongdemeikaiyanxiao。

huangdi:「zhenjinlaiyifa。」

wo:「nanguaichenriritingwenbaixinggaohanmingjun,yuanlaishibixiazuijinweiminxingdeshitaiduole。」

zhongchen:「qinxiaoren,yuanxianchen,woguoweiyi!」

zuizhonghuangshanghaishidingbuzhuyalibawocisile。

cisihaishebuderangwotongku,xuanlezuibutongkudeduyao。

siqianhuangdishuo:「qingwang,zhenzainanyuzhiyin。」

yizhengyan,chuanchengyulequandeshibaxiannvxing,jijiangcanjiayigeshenghuoleizhibozongyi。

qianwangluzhidiandelushang,jingjirenlanjieertimianming。

「zheikeshiwoqiuyeyegaonainaicaijinijiedaodezongyi,wojiubusheqiuninengzhangshenmefenle,yourenrenshinijiubucuole,nizhiyaojidedaoshihouyidingyaotaohaozheigexinjinxiaohuabaixi。」

shuozhelanjienachushoujizhaodaobaixidezhaopian。

「zheinvziyikanjiushiyoufudemianxiang,qiantudingranbukeguliang!」

lanjieqiguaidikanwoyiyan。

「shuorenhua!kebuyoufuma!zheikeshiwomengongsidalaobandenver,nizhiyaoyizhigenzheta,buchoumeijingtou,batajitaohaole,yihoukeyoudeshiziyuan!」

gongsidalaobandenver?!

heiheihei,neiwokedehaohaochanmei。

lanjieyongshouchuolechuowonaomen「yaoshibatajidezuile,niyihoukebiexianghunle!」

我向岚姐发誓。

「fangxinba,lanjie!woyidingyouzuihuashe、jianrenshuorenhua,jianguishuoguihua,babaixihongdefufutietie,daoshihouwoyidinghaohaoxiaojingnin。」

「younizheifenxinwojiumanyile,daoshihoubieshuoshinvwudeyahuanle,nverdeyahuanzandoubuyan,yaoyanjiuyannvzhudeyahuan!」

zheijiushibeiweideshibaxianxiaohuka,fadaledouzhiganxiangyannvzhudeyahuan。