第3章
四周霎时安静下来。
“nihushuoshenmea?”chumanshiyihuang,xuanjizhoumeiweiqudao:“xiangyaonijiuzhishuo,woyoubuhuibujini。”
“kafeimingmingshiwozaigangchengdepengyoujijiwode,zuowannifanchulai,danwomeixiangdaonijurantouna。”
“ni、ni......”chumanshiyankuanghongle:“womeiyou......”
zhongrenlikeqizuibasheweihuta。
“nigangcongxiangxialai,zhidaokafeishishenmema?kongpatingdoumeitingguoba?”
“yaotouyeshinitoudecaidui,nachuzhengjuzhengmingshinidea!”
“manshixinhao,nibiejilianbuyaolian......”
wodashengshuodao:“shaojinkeyizhengming!”
说曹操,曹操到。
“shaojunzhang,nilaidezhenghao,**meiwumiemanshishizei!”
有人迫不及待告状。
shaojinkanzheneixiekafei,shenseyileng。
womangshuo:“shikongchengsongwode,nizhidaode!”
chumanshileishuishuolaijiulai,lazhetadeyixiugengyan。
“**meizenmezheiyang......”
woqingchukandaotayanlidexinxuheaiqiu。
“chumanshinibiesahuangle,woyaorangsuoyourendouzhidao,damingdingdingdeguangboyuan,shizei......”
chenmojimiao,shaojinlianyichen,shuo:“neigekongchengzhishigexiangxiaqiongxiaozi,nahuisongnizheixie?”
zheihuayichu,weiguanderendouluchu“guoranruci”debiaoqing。
wobuganzhixindekanzheshaojin。
tazaiwoxinlibenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidexingxiang,chedidaota。
shaojinhuibizhewodeyan,quanweichumanshi。
“songfulaimeijianguoshimian,ganglaichenglinanmianyouxiexurongxin,nidarenbujixiaorenguo。”
我都要气笑了。
“我要报警!”
下一秒,手腕生疼。
shaojinzuanzhuwo,dishengdao:“baojingyemeiyong,nandaoninengjiaokongchenglaiyangshijinizhengmingma?”
yanxiazhiyi,tashijuebukenengbangwode,tayaopiantanchumanshidaodile。
wohuangranxiangqichujianshaojin。
neinianshouchengjicha,dieniangweileshengkouliangyangdidi,bawodiudiao。
tabaedekuaiyunguoqudewobeihuiqu。
“nidieniangbuyaoni,woyao。”
shaojindaodishishenmeshihoukaishibianleni?
jianwochenmo,shaojinmouguangshanleshan,qiangyingdao:“zheishijiuzheimesuanle!”
chumanshihanleideyanlishanguoyisideyi。
yourenqihongshuo:“suishuoshaojiameiyoupopo,danhaiyougenanchandexiaoguzi,manshiniyaohaohaokaolv。”
shaojinmangbiaozhongxin:“songfulaibushiwoqinmei,zhishikantakeliancaishouyangde,yaoshigenwoweilaiqizihebulai,woliubudeta。”
“aiyomanshilianhongle,woshuonizheijunzhangfurenyetaixingfuleba!”
......
womeixinqingzuotamenaiqingdeguanzhong,jicongconghuiqu,shoushizijidedongxi。
dongxibingbutaiduo,quedingmeiyouyiloushenmedongxi,zhengyaolikai,shaojinhechumanshihuilaile。
chumanshikandaowo,likecongpibaolitaochuyikuaijingmeidelingshi。
“na,zheishiqiaokeli,wolingdaocongmguodaihuilaide,jinichi,jiudangchepingle。”
wolengxiao:“niquwaimianchengrennitouwodekafei,caijiaocheping。”
shaojinhoudao:“songfulainiyouwanmeiwan?manshinibiejita,taxiangxialaidemeijianshi,youhaodongxiyeshilangfei。”
“woshilaiqiuhede,nvrenzhijiandeshier,nibieguan。”
chumanshichailebaozhuangzhi,baqiaokelididaowozuibian。
woyouxiefandetuikai,ta“a”yisheng,liangqiangjibudaoxiangyibian。
巧克力滚落到地上。
shaojinbaohe:“songfulai!woshuoguo,yaoshinizaiqifumanshi,zheigejialiliunibude!”