第2章 坑爹的穿越

fengyundalu,hongyueli466nianchuchun,zhongzhoudayongwangchaobiansaimalanqunshanbianshangdemalancheng。

shiye,yemuweihan,liangfengdandan。

dayongwangchaodeshangkong,yilunmingyuegaogaodexuanguazaijiliaodecangqiongzhishang,gouqimantianyinhui,kongzhongyouliushuangsiyifeiwu,langyueluoxiayidideqinghuizaiyuanqianbinglengdeqingshijietishangzhanfangchuyipianjijingdebanlan,sizhouchenjinzaiyipianjingmizhizhong。

‘keke,keke——’yidaoqingweiyinrendekesoushengcongwulichuanlai,dapolelengyedechenji,jingxinglezuozaiwuqiandeshijieshangmomochensideren。

sikongjindunshizhouqilemeitou,zhuanguotouwangmenkouliwanglequ,yinyuehaikandaofuzhechuangkuangkesoubuzhidelaoguanjiawubo。

chiyileyixia,neixiumeiyuefadeningjin,chenjipianke,zhongyuzhuanshenchaoshenpangdeyoulangzoulequ……

malanchengzishibibushangdayongdedidoudefanhua,zouzaikuankuodejiedaoshangrenyingyouxiejiliao,shenglanjiangbianshangyinyinyueyuechuanlaiweiruodeyaohesheng。shenglanjiangfazimalanqunshanzhidian,liujingdayongwangchaojiangjinwufenzhiyidechengchi,shidayongwangchaodiyidajiang。zheimalanchengyezhiyouzheishenglanjiangliangbianjiaoweirenao。

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sangeyuele,laidaozheigejiaoshenmefengyundaludeguidifang。

sangeyueqian,zijiyinbaoshenshangdezhayaozhihou,xinglaijiushizheigemoyang,tahaishijiaosikongjin,yangmaohaishizijineiyang,zhishibizhiqiandezijinianqingleshiduosui。zheiyishi,tadeshenfenshisikongjiazudisun,yigeshishimeiluodeshaoye,mingmingshigenvhaiqueyaodingzhenanhaideshenfenhuoxiaqu,dangran,zheigemimizhiyoutalaoniangsuyuezhidao。

sangeyueqian,sikongjindefuqinsikongqicansishachang,weiguojuanqu,sikongyizuchenjiboduosikongqidebingquan,yuanbenyousikongjinjichengdebingquanbeisikongjindetanggesikongruiduoqu,bingjiangsikongjinfapeimalancheng,zhijiletawuqiandecanbinglaojianggennianmaidelaoguanjia。meimingyuelilian,shizebeiqi,sikongjindelaoniangsuyuegenyoudisikongmohaibeisikongyizuderenruanjinzaisikongfuzhong,yongyiqianzhisikongjin。

yilianguangguojitiaojie,zongsuanzaicuiliuzhangjiedeshenglanjiangbianshangzhaodaoyijiazhunbeiguanmendeyaopu,zhuahaoleyao。

‘ping!’ganggangcongyaopulizouchulai,huranyanqianyishan,yishengjuxiangchuanlai,xunshengwangqu,caifaxianshiduimiandelanjiangshangzhengzaifangyanhua,xuanlideyanhuazhaoliangzhenggeyekong,rumengsihuan。

sikongjinjiangchenjiweiliangdemuguangshoulehuilai,tameiyouxinshangdexinqing,erbuxiang,tacaiganggangzhuanshen,yidaoshuxiwenwandeshengyinquehenshicierdechuanleguolai——“yo,zheibushisikongsanshaoma?jigeyuebujian,shenshangdeshangdouhaole?”

sikongjinlengmuyimi,morantaitou,caikandaoduimiandehuafangchuantoushangyanzhezuiqingxiaodejigenvzi,bunankanchutamenyanlidechaoxiaoyubuxie。

weishoudeyimingshenchuantaohongsezhequnpizhefensepifengdezhengshiliushishijiaqianjinliuxianxian,shenbiandeliangmingnvziyinggaishitadeyahuan。

“kanlai,dagedeshiweiyinggaihuanle!”

sangeyueqian,zheiyuanzhusikongjinganglaidaomalancheng,zaishijiyouwanbuxiaoxinjingleliushidagongziliuzhangdechejia,hedeliuzhangdelaopodangchaobagongzhuxingzidieshoulejinghecongmachelidiechulaixianxiexiaochan,liuzhangdanuzhixiamingrenjiangsikongjintuozhijiejiaosiyidudayidun,dangshouxiazhaodaotadeshihou,tayijingyanyanyixi,songhuifuzhongdetuzhongbianyanleqi,erta002,yejiushizheigeshihoutidailebenzhu。

zheiliuzhangzaizheidayongwangchaokeshilebuqiderenwu,yibiaorencai,gengshidayongdeliushijiazudeerbashou,liewangdedeliganjianggaojimuliao,shoushangyongbingshiduowan!

liuzhanggenxingzidiebushihuihuangchenglema?zheiliuxianxianzenmehaizaizheili?

budengsikongjinhuishen,jiuzaizheishihou,qianfanghuranchuanlaileyizhensaodong……

“rangkai,kuairangkai!shiliuxinfujiang!”

“kuaidianshankai,jingleliuxinjiangjundemaxiaoxinnimendenaodai!”

shenbiandexingrenyitingdaozheihua,fenfenwangliangbiantuilequ,sikongjinyechayidetingxiajiaobu,xiumeiyitiao,weiweitaitou。

guoran,zhijianqianfangzhengfeikuaideshilaiyiliangshehuameili,yinguangshanshandedamache,jufengyibancongcuiliuzhangjieshanghuxiaoerguo,jingdeliangpangdexingrenfenfenhoutui,yiliandejingkong。

sikongjinmiqineishuangchenjideyanmou,yandituranshanguoyidaosenlengdehanmang,lengkudeshayizhouranbaozhang!

liuzhang,xingzidie,dangchujiushitamenhaidesikongjinsangmingde,zheigechoubidingyaobao,ganduitachushouderen,busiyedecan!jueduimeiyourenhedehaoxiachang!erdangshizheigeliuxinjiushizhixingliuzhangzhilingderen。

“neibushisikongjinma?made!tazaizhaosima?haiganzhanzailuzhongjian?”

“qianxietianbeiliufujiangbaodayidunzheimekuaijiuhaole?”

“wandanle,macheyaoguolaile,zheichunhuoxiangbeicaisima?”

suizhezhongrenyidaodaojinghaidedaoxilengqishengxiangqi,hongmingdematishenghuapoxuanxiaoduizhesikongjinzhichongerlai,jiuzaizhongrenyiweisikongjinmashangjiuyaobeicaizaimatixiadeshunjian,junmadunshichuanlaiyishengsijiao,qiantigaogaoyueqi,macheshunjiantinglexialai!

‘pingping!’suizhemachezhourantingxia,macheneilimachuanlaiyizhen‘pingping’dedaowusheng。

“nagebuzhangyandejinglebenjiangjundema?”

yidaoyinlengfennudeshengyincongmachelichuanlai,shengyinmeiluoxia,danjianneimachelianbeiyizhidashouwanqi,yidaohulansedeshenyingshaqitengtengdecongmachelichonglechulai。

zhongrenyijing,jinbuzhuyouxiekeliandekanzhesikongjin,xinxiang,kanlai,zheicizheisikongjinyouyaobeiliufujiangbadiaoyicengpile!

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budengsikongjinfanyingguolai,tashouzhongdezheshanbiandaizheyiguyinlengdenufengchaosikongjinkuangsaoerlai,yucitongshifennuyinlengdepaoxiaoshengyerulangchaobanhongranpulai——