家长会,班主任竟是我前女友第1章

“ba!mingtianxuexiaoyaokaijiazhanghui!”

guxiaoyucuishengshengdeshengyin,xiangyidaoqingtianpili,shunjianpisuileguxingchendemeihaozhoumo。

guxingchenshoulidepijiuguan“kuangdang”diaozaidishang,jinsedeyetiposazaiangguidebosiditanshang,dantaxianzainagudeshangzheixie。tadengdayankanzheyanqianzheigeqisuidexiaopihai,neixinjinglingdazuo。

家长会?!

tianna!tazuipadejiushizheizhong“gongkaichuxing”dechanghe!meiyiciqu,tadouhuiganjuezijixianggebeifangzaijuguangdengxiadehouzi,jieshousuoyoulaoshihejiazhangdeshenshi。genghekuang,guxiaoyuzheixiaozi,jianzhishi“kengdie”zhuanyehu,meicidounengjitazhengchudian“xinhuayang”。

“buqu!dasiwoyebuqu!”guxingchentanzaishafashang,xiangyitiaoshiqumengxiangdexianyu。tamolemozijineizhujianxishudefajixian,ganjuemeicanjiayicijiazhanghui,tadetoufajiuhui“xisheng”jigen。

“weishenmebuqu?”guxiaoyuguzhesaibangzi,xiaolianshangxiemanlebujie。tashoulihuiwuzheyizhanghuahualvlvdetongzhidan,shangmianyinzhewaiwainiuniudeziji:“laoshishuo,jiazhanghuihenzhongyao,nenglejiewozaixuexiaodebiaoxian!”

guxingchenzaixinlifanlegebaiyan。lejietashenmebiaoxian?lejietashangkeshuijuedahulu,haishilejietabatongzhuodexiangpininiechenglexiaogoubianbian?!

“xiaoyua,”guxingchenjiannandizuoqilai,yuzhongxinzhangdiduierzishuo,“babazuijinshentibutaishufu,nikan,babazheijitianzongshiyaosuanbeitong,tuiyechoujin……”tanulijichuyifubingyangyangdebiaoqing。

“meishia!”guxiaoyuzhabazhedayanjing,yiliantianzhenwuxie,“laoshishuole,ruguobabamamameikong,yeyenainaiyekeyiqude!wojinainaidadianhuale,nainaishuomingtianyaotiaoguangchangwu,meishijian。”

顾星辰:“……”

zheihaizi,zhenshiyidianhuoludoubujitaliua!taneilaomatiaoguangchangwubitiantaxialaidouzhongyao,zheidianguxingchenshishenyoutihui。

“nei……neiyaoburan,wozhaogetongshitiwoqu?”guxingchenhaizaizuozuihoudezhengzha。tanaohailishenzhiyijingfuxianchuzhoudazhuangneizhanghanhoudelian,xiangzhefanzhengtazhangdeyesuan“renmogouyang”。

guxiaoyuyaoleyaotou,xiaolianyansudexianggexiaodaren:“laoshishuo,zheicijiazhanghuihenzhongyao,bixushizhixiqinshu,zuihaoshibabamamaqinzicanjia!”taba“babamama”zheijigeziyaodegewaiqingchu。

guxingchenganjuezijidetougengtengle。tazheinashikaijiazhanghui,fenmingshiqushangxingchanga!

tanaqitongzhidan,manbujingxindisaoleyiyan。

【zunjingdeguxiaoyutongxuejiazhang:

ninhao!weilegenghaodicujinjiaxiaohezuo,gongtongguanzhuhaizidechengzhang,woxiaodingyumingrishangwu9dianzaiduogongnengbaogaotingzhaokai……】

tademuguang,bujingyijianhuadaoletongzhidandezuixiafang。

【班主任:洛冰河】

“嘭!”

guxingchendedanao,shunjianyipiankongbai。

洛……洛冰河?!

zheigemingzi,xiangyidaojinglei,mengdizaitanaohailizhakai。

tazheibeizizuixiangduokaideren,zuibuganmianduideren,jingranchengletaerzidebanzhuren?!

cangtiana!dadia!tazheidaodizaoleshenmenie?!tazheinashiqukaijiazhanghui,fenmingshiqu“qianzhaizhu”mianqiangongkairenzuia!zheibizhang,kebushijizhangchaopiaojiunenghaiqingde!

guxingchenganjuezijiyanqianyizhenfahei。tazhixiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu,yongyuanbuyaozaichulai。

guxiaoyukanzhezijialaobaturanshihua,yilianmangrandihuanglehuangtadegebo:“ba?nizenmele?shibushibeiluolaoshidemingzihedaole?takexiongla!”

guxingchenshenxiyikouqi,nulijichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。

“meishi……babajiushi……youdiangaoxing!”

高兴个屁啊!

tagaoxingzijimingtianyouyaobei“gongkaichuxing”lema?!tagaoxingzijiyouyaomianduineigedangnianbeitawuqingpaoqidenvrenlema?!

guxingchenxinliaihao。mingtian,tayidingyaozhuangdeyibenzhengjing,zhengquburangneigenvrenrenchutalai!tashenzhizaikaolvyaobuyaoquzhenggerong,huozhedaishangtoutao。

——这可能吗?

takanzhetongzhidanshangneisangelongfeifengwudedazi,ganjuezijideweilai,yipianhuian。