好幽默一小孩。
wohebeidazhijiandeguanxi，qujueyuwoxiangbuxiangkaoma？
yushizuihouwoyezhishiheheyixiao：「kanqingkuang。」
daolelaolibangongshi，tazhengduanzhebeicha，zuozaizhuoqiandengwo。
「luzijin，nizheicidekaoshijuanziwokanle，henduozhiqiancuxindayihuichuxiandewenti，doumeiyouzaifan。」
tashuozhe，tanlekouqi，「zheibushinengjinbuma，weishenmebuzainuliyidian？」
woxiaolexiao：「laoshi，niyoubushibuzhidao，wojiushizuoshenmedousanfenzhongreduma。」
「rengoucongming，jiushibunuli，buranzheinianjidiyishibushijiangchuanhaibuyidingni。」
laolishuozhe，youzhuanxiangjiangchuan，
「wotidaoni，niyebieshengqi。zheicinisuiranhaishidiyi，dantimubunan，niquecuolehaojidaobugaicuodeti——jiangchuan，laoshiduinijiyuhouwang，youxieshinikeyixiang，danbunengyingxiangdaogaokao，nimingbaima？」
xiqia，jiangchuanyeyoubeixundeyitian。
wocetoukanzheta，jiangchuanzhengweiweichuizheyan，zhangzhangdejieyuzaiyanxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying，jinbengdexiahexiantiaokanqilaigewaipiaoliang。
xiangshichajuedaowodemuguang，tayezhuantoukanlewoyiyan：「laoshi，wozhidaole。」
laolixunhuajieshu，womenyiqizouchujiaoxuelou。
jiangchuanjiadebinlijiutingzaixiaomenkou。
wokuashangzixingche，zhengyaowangjiaqi，tahuranjiaowo：「luzijin。」
「怎么？」
「yaobuyaodainiyicheng？」
「不用了。」
wolanyangyangdichongtabaishou，「woyunche，dengxiahaiyaoguaiqucaishichangmaidiandongxi。」
buzhidaoshibushiyinweilaolixunguohuadeyuangu，jiangchuanduiwodetaidu，huranfashengleweimiaodebianhua。
zuiqima，tamianduiwodeshihou，buhuiyizhilengzhelianle。
dierzhouxuexiaoyundonghui，jiangchuanhejizhangfengbaominglelanqiusai。
chusaideshihouwojuzheyipingshuiqujijizhangfengjiayou，jieguojiangchuanxianzouguolai，zhijienazouleneipingshui。
zaiwofalengdeyanshenli，taweiweitiaoqichunjiao：「zenmele，zheishuibushijiwodema？」
「……fanzhengbanfeimaide，sheihedouyiyang。」
woshuozhe，kanzheyouyuanjijindejizhangfeng，youcongpangbiandezhuozishanglaoqiyiping，dijita：「heshui。」
jizhangfengyangtouguanxiayikou，jiupobujidaidigenwoxuanyao：
「lulu！kandaowogangcaitoudeneigesanfenlema？zenmeyang，shibushishuaisile！」
「shuaishuaishuai，xiabanchanghaohaofahui。」
jizhangfengxiaozhequqigebo，jiwozhanshitaxiantiaoliuchangdeshoubeijirou。
tashineizhongyangguangxingshuaige，wuguanbubijiangchuanjingzhi，danxiaoqilaiyanjinglidoushiliangliangdeguangmang，jingranxiandeyoudiantian。
caipanzaipangbianchuishao，tamenhenkuaiyoushangchangle。
qiuchuandaozheigebanchangdeshihou，jiangchuandaizheqiu，wuyizhongnuobudaowogenqian，jihuzhigezhebudaobanmidejuli。
taceshenduizhewo，muguangcongwolianshangyihuangerguo。
buyuanchu，jizhangfenggaoshengjiaodao：「toubulejiuchuanjiwo！」
jiangchuanzhiruowangwen，gaogaotiaoqi，touchuyigejihuwanmeidesanfen。
riguanghuangyan，hanshuiminghuanghuangdicongxiabadiluo，taliaoqiyibaicahan。
haojigeyueqiandemengxiangzhongyudeyishixian。
yinweijulihenjin，wokandeqingqingchuchu。
wa……yuanlaijiangchuanzheixiaohaizhendeyoufuji。