第4章给情敌上眼药
chengkaibeizoudebiqinglianzhong，queyinweitoupijutongyishizhengzhabukai。
“够了！”
weijianingbeiqiaowanzheiyitongshengmengdicaozuohemengle，dengfanyingguolai，caixiangqilaizhizhi，“qiaowan，nizenmezheimemanbujiangli？”
“womanbujiangli？nimenwangwotoushangkoushipenzideshihou，kemeihewojiangguodaoli。”
qiaowanzhongyusongkailechengkai，manyouyoudizhanqilai。
kehaimeidengchengkailaidejisongkouqi，tayouyijiaocaishanglechengkaidejilianggu，henhendinianleyixia。
wuzilidunshixiangchechengkaishazhubandejianjiaosheng。
qiaowanzheicaizhizhetabujibuxudishuodao，“erqietabawotuixiashui，haiwochadiansidiao。wojiuzheiyangzouletajixia，suanshibianyitale！”
weijianingyanpihenhenditiaoleyixia。
tayixinqiaowanshizhidaoleshenme，kekantadeshense，youshizaipanduanbuchutadaodizhidaoleduoshao？
“qiaowan，fankeyiluanchi，huabunengluanshuo。niyaoshimeiyouzhengju，jiubunengxuekoupenren！”
“yaozhengjuhaibujiandanma！”qiaowantiletichengkaijiaoshangde“jiefangxie”，lengxiaodao，
“fangcaiwozaihebianxiyifu，yourenconghoumianjiangwotuixialeshui。luoshuishiwokandeqingqingchuchu，neirenchuanzheyishuangjiefangxie。”
zheiniantou，jiefangxiehaishiyizhongshenfenheshimaodexiangzheng。chufeituoguanxi，yibanlaobaixingshimaibudaode。
erzailinjiagou，nengchuantaderenquzhikeshu。
yitingjian“jiefangxie”sangezi，chengkaidunshiyanshenluanpiao。
dangtademuguangluodaoqinchuanjiaoshangshi，dunshixiangdalejixueside，yangshengshuodao：“qinchuanjintianchuandeyeshijiefangxie，nizenmebushuoshitahainide？”
qinchuanweitiaolechunjiao，gouchusijisifengdehudu，muguangquexiayishidikanxiangleqiaowan。
“shuonichun，nihaiburenzhang。”qiaowanrengjitayidaobishidemuguang，chixiaodao，“qinchuanyaoshixianghaiwo，youhebijiuwo？！”
weijianingmouguangmengranyibian，“nishuoshiqinchuanjiuleni？”
“buranni，niyiweigaishishei？”qiaowansixiaofeixiaodiniletayiyan。
nanguaitajinlaishimeiyoukandaoluwuni！
weijianingmianseyibai，tacuoedikanxiangqinchuan，quezhenghaoduishangtayinhanshenguangdeheimou。
shengpabeiqinchuankanchushenme，weijianingxunsuchuimouyanzhulezijiyandidehuangluan。
“weizhiqing，xianzaizhengshishanggongshijian，nimaozhebeikougongshidefengxian，yeyaodaizhezheimeduorenpaodaozheililai。gaibuhuizhendeyiweiwoheqinchuanshizaizheilitouzhuqing，suoyizhuanchengpaolaizhuozhujiandeba？”
weijianingbeitayedeyakouwuyan。
chengkaiquemeiyoutingchutahuazhongdeshenyi，xiangyebuxiangdadao：“zenme，zhizhunnibaihuailinjiagoudemingsheng，jiubuzhunwomenjiefanimenma？”
“chengkai，nizheishibudazizhao，bangweijianingzuoshiletade‘weibuxianzhi’？”qiaowanxiangkanchunhuoyiyangdikanzheta，
“ruguobushinituiwoxiashui，nizenmezhidaowoheqinchuanzaizheili？”
chengkaidunshihuanglexinshen：“qiaowan，nibiexuekoupenren！wogangcaihejianingtongzhizaishanshangchudi，kemeiquguobaishuiqiao。”
“wokeconglaimeigenrenherenshuoguowoshizaibaishuiqiaoluoshuide。”qiaowanlengxiaoyisheng，“chengkai，nihaiganshuobushinituiwoxiashuide！”
蠢货！
mingzhidaoqiaowanzaixiatao，haipianyaowangtataolizuan。
weijianinghenbudeyijiaotisizheigezhuyiyangdeduiyou。
“qiaowannixianbiejizhedongshou，chengkaizhisuoyizheimeshuo，dagaishiyinweibaishuiqiaolizheilizuijin。erqiegangcaiwohechengkaiqueshishizaishanshangchudi，niruguobuxindehuawokeyizhaozhaoqinghezuozheng。”
“zhaoqinghe？”yizhichenmodeqinchuanturanchixiaoyisheng，takanleyiyanweijianing，yiweishenzhangdishuodao，“womeijicuodehua，tayeyouyishuangjiefangxie。”
zhaoqinghe，jingchengdayuanzidi、tianzhijiaozi。
tabujinshizheibenshudenanzhu、weijianingde“guanpei”，yeshishuliyuqinchuandoudenisiwohuodeqingdi。
qiaowanmomodikanleqinchuanyiyan。
机智还是大佬机智！
jiqingdishangyanyaoshenmede，lianyanjingdoubudaizhayixiade。
qiaowanyanzhuziyizhuan，jishangxinlai。
tabaichuyikuernaosanshangdiaodejiashi，shangqianchezhuweijianingdetoufa，saposhualaibandikuhandao，
“haonigeweijianing，wozhongyuzhidaoniyouduoyinxianle！nijiushijiduzhaoqinghexihuanwo，caiguyihechengkaiheqihuolaiwangwotoushangpozangshui！”