shangyanxunsufanshenguolai，“laogong，shishenmeshengyin？”
woduozaizhuoxia，kandaoshangyanneishuangxiangzhesuizuandexigaogenxiexiangwoyibubudezoujinle。
我的双眼大放异彩。
啪。
jinchuruiguyijiangzhuoshangdewenjiannongdaoledishang，ranhoufushenjianqi，“meishi，wenjiandiaole。”
shangyanzouleguolai，tachuanzhehongsezhangqun，yiweizaijinchuruideshenbian。
takandaolejinchuruizhongzhangdedifang。“laogong，nizenmedoujidongle？
woxiangtingtingjinchuruizenmeshuo。
jinchuruikanzheshangyan，“baobei，douguaigangcaineijianshuiquntaixingganle，woyijingweinizhemile。”
呵。
我笑死。
nanrendezui，pianrendegui。
danwoshizaixinlixiaode，zhenzhengxiaochushengdeshishangyan，taxiaodexinhuanufang，haizaijinchuruidebochunshangjianglideqinleyixia，“laogongdengwo~”
商烟进了沐浴间。
wojiumeiliushangyan，gangcainongchudeshengxiangzhibuguoshidoutawanwande，zheicaigangkaishi，yihourangtakangengjingcaide。
jinchuruilikezhanqileshen，hewolakaijuli，woyegenzheqishenle。
jinchuruibeizheshen，nayingjuntingbadehoubeiduizhewo，tayouxienaonu，“chuqu！yihoudoubuyaozaijinzheige……”
tade“fangjian”haimeiyoushuochukou，wozhuanshenjiupaole。
jinchuruikanzhewopaodexiangxiaotuziyiyangdeshenying，youdianwunaidexiaole。
yewan，xiguozaodejinchuruichuanzheyishenheisesichoudeshuipaoyikaozaichuangtou，shangyanshenshangchuanzheneijianxinggandeqingqushuiqunkuazuozaitajingshuodeyaoshenshang，qifenaimei。
shangyanniudongleyixia，meiyanrusi，“laogong，wohaokanma？”
jinchuruideyuwangyijingdaodaledingdian，ganjingxiuzhangdedashouluozaishangyandeyaozhishangwozhu，henkuaitayiweibumingdexiaoleyisheng，“laopo，nizuijinshibushipangle？”
shangyanduleyixiahongchun，“nayou？”
fangjianlichunyiangran，tamenbuzhidaodeshicishiyouyishuangyanjingzhengtouguomenfengtoukanzhe，zheigerenjiushiwo。
wozhanzaiwaimiankanzhezheiyichanghuochungong，kanzhejinchuruiyonggangmoguowodeshouqumoshangyan。
jinchurui，niyidingzaixinliduibiwoheshangyandeshentileba，nishibushigengxihuanwo？
xianzai，nishibushijiangshangyanhuanxiangchenglewo
wojinjindezhuaizheshoulidetongxinjie，nimenfuqienaiqianquan，kecengtingjianneiwanwojiejieqilidekuhansheng？
woqujianlewojiejiezuihouyimian，wojiejiedeshentibeizhemodemeiyikuaihaoroule，shangmianquanshibeixiangyantangchulaidebahen，shentidoubeizhuangsanjiale。
lingjierangworenming，shuozainimenyanliwomenmingrucaojian。
我不认命！
ruguotiandaobugong，neiwozihuihuashendiyuerlaideenv。
恶人自有恶人收！
jinchurui，shangyan，youxikaishile！
翌日清晨。
wozaiketingliganhuo，zheishishangyandaizherenqishixiongxiongchongleguolai，“jiangmufeijiwozhuazhu！”
lianggenvyongyizuoyiyoujiangwozhuazhule。
woyijing，haipadekanzheshangyan，“taitai，wozuocuoshenmeshile？”
shangyanjugaolinxiadenizhewolengxiao，“mufei，xianggouyinwolaogongdenvrenwojiandeduole，niyiweinikeyizaiwodeyanpidixiagaoshi？”
woxinligedengyitiao，youxihaimeiyoukaishiwojiubaolule？