“tongxuemen，qianfangjiushizanmenxuexiao，weidajiazhengqudaode，jingshengzhidi——zhougongci。”
mantianfengxuezhong，zhongzhouwudadedaoshizhangguangjing，ceshenkanxiangshenhouwudaxinsheng，miandaizihaodeshuodao。
weilezhanxiantamenzhongzhouwudadediyun，yeweilexiyingengduodexueshengbaokao。
tamenxuexiaoshafeikuxin，zhaoshengzhichu，jiuchengnuojiangweiruxuexinshengzhongdejiaojiaozhemen，zhunbeiyigejingxi。
buguoyanqianzheixiexuesheng，haiyouzhibojianlideguanzhong，kongpazenmedoubuhuixiangdao。
zheijingxi，jingranshizaiyichucongweibeibaishengdezuci，dedaoyicijingshengdejihui！
guoran，suizhetadehuayinyiluo，ganggangzhiyoushangqianrenguankandezhibojianli，guanzhongmenzhengzaifengkuangdeyongru。
danmugundongshunjiankuaileqilai。
“zhongzhouwuda，jinnianwandezheimeda？”
“shenmeqingkuang？zenmerangxinshengjingsheng？”
“wodiguaiguai，zheimehaohengma？”
“dashoubi！dashoubiya！buguoyaodoushiyapaokejiudiurenle！”
“jianzhihunao！dayixinshengbaisheng？zheishiyaodiuliandaoguowaima？”
“haizhibo？wanyichulechazi，yingxiangguoyunzenmeban？”
“meineimeyanzhong，bushimeicijingsheng，douguanxidaoguoyunqizhuzengzhang。”
sheidouzhidao，baishengchengsongruguonengjingshengchenggong，jiukehuodeyuanqiguantidejiangli。
bushuocongciyibudengtian，yeshitianjiangdaxi，yuwudaodexiuweizhishangkuairenyibu。
congweibeibaishengdezuci，yiweizheshenme？
yiweizhegenggaodechenggonglv，gengfenghoudeyuanqijiangli。
suiranlilunshang，fanbenguoershiersuiyixiadeguomin，dounengcanjiajingsheng。
danzuciyinianzhinengkaiqiyici，jingshengyeyouxianjuetiaojian。
erqie，jingshengdechenggonglvtaidihaihuiyingxianghuaxiademinzuzixinxin，daozhiguoyunzhubianhua。
yincisuoyouzucihejingshengdeminge，douhuishoudaoguojiahedifangshuangzhongliliangdeyangebaohu。
xiangyaoqudezige，shifenkunnan。
suoyijiangbaishengdemingezuoweijiangli，jiyuwudaruxuexinsheng，bukebimiandezhaolailezhiyi。
youqishi，qizhongzheiquntianjiaoli，haizangzheyigebuhexieyinsu。
观众们眼多尖呀？
马上就看见他了。
“ai？budui！zhongzhouwudaxinshengzhongdetianjiao，bushizhiyoushiergeren？”
“hei！nizheimeyishuo，woyiqiao，zhenduochulaiyige！”
“wocao！wozhaodaozheisunzile，zaizuihoumian！jiutahuafenghebierenbuyiyang！”
“nengyiyangma？tianjiaomendoushixiazhuang！tajiuchachuanwozunaitongkuandahuaaole！”
“guodezheimeyanshi？shimeilianjianrenba？”
“shenmeya~renjiagiegiezhishitai~ruo~le~，dikangbuleyaolideqinxi~er~yi~ma~”
“shini~giegie~kezhen~hui~baohuziji~~(╯▽╰)”
“……ze，zheibangjiahuoshidongyinyangguaiqide。”linfengyuduozairenhou，jiangmaozishoujindaozhiluchukoubi，zhinengtouguofengxitoumiao。
quehaishinantaobeidanmuchaofengyilian，buyoupielepiezui。
haojiahuo，suiranshiwenziquezidongchaofengdeyuyinxiaoguo。
youbushizanxiangzouzheigehoumende！
他现在也很难受！
beijiazaihuoshangkaodeziwei，sheishangsheizhidao。
那是真他娘烫腚！
jitianqian，tahaihaohaodezaijialiwanyouxi。
yizhengyanxingguolai，yiqiedoubianle。
他还是林凤语。
pingxingshijielanxinghuaxiaguodelinfengyu。
lanxingzhengchuyulingqifusudisanjiyuan。
renzurongguangbuzai，guwenmingchuanchengchuxianleduanceng。
tongshimianlinzheyizuruqin，hemengyouyaozulichangbujiandingdeshuangzhongyali。
yaozuxiangyizutuoxiesuoshedefengtiandazhen，haishidelanxingduobandoubeiyaolisuohuadebingshuangfugai。
putongrenhedijiewuzhe，shoubuleyaolijinran，zheiyeshilinfengyuguozheimeyanshideyuanyinzhiyi。
renleigeguozhijian，quehaizaijinxingguoyunzhizheng。
yinweiguoyunqizhudeqiangruo，juedingzhebenguoyuanqijianglindeduogua，congeryejuedinglebenguodanshenggaojieqiangzhedejilv。
baishengzeshiyitiaodushuyunianqingyibeixiulianzhemen，huoquyuanqidesutongzhilu。
huaxiajinxingbaishengdedifang，jiushiyizuozuofenbugedi，badierqidezuci。
youyumeizuozucidewanquankaiqi，douyushizhe，bendiduochuleyikuaishiherenzudejuzhudi。
——chongchizaitiandizhijiandeyaoli，huibeizucijieyinxiadeyuanqi，zhujianjiaoshaganjing。
suoyibaishengchenggongbujinyouyuanqicuitidejiangli，haiyouguojiahedifangdeyuanqilingshizuojiangjin。
yincigediwudaodaxuedouhuijiejinquanli，zhengduozucijingshengdeminge。
erlinfengyukaorulehuaxiazhongyuandiqudewudaoxueyuan——zhongzhoudaxue。
zuoweizhongzhouzuihaodegaowuxueyuan，xiangyouzhongzhoudijieshangdebaishengminge，haishiyoubanfade。
zhishitongchangxuexiaozhengqudebaishengminge，doushijixiaoneiwudaodasaideqianshierming。
huodezheyibandoushiwudaoxiuweihezhanjishili，dougengqiangdeersannianjiyouxiuxuesheng。
zheiyangtiqianjixinshengmenjihui，zheigejianglibukeweibudafang。
danshizheigejiangli，tabuhaoling！
因为他恰好就是……
“lanyuchongshuzhongcoushudexianyu。”
“yumuhunzhuzhongdeyumu，yicichonghaozhongdeci。”linfengyuzichaodehenghengdao。
zuoweiputongruxiaodexuesheng，tadewenhuakekaoshihewudaoshilian，chengjidoushidiandi。
shuyuganghaoyaxianjinzhongda，yuanbengenbenmeijihuicanjiazheichangjingsheng。
danshitayouyiduihaofumu。
linfengyudebamadoushiweiguoxishengdegaojiewuzhe。
zaonianhaiyouenyuzhongzhouwuda。
suoyiweilechanghaienqing，zhongdateyijiangtajiajinlejinlai。
chuanyueguolaijiuyijingshizailaidelushang，xiangtuichudoubuxing。
“nameiyouzheimebaoende！”linfengyusaomeidalayandegenzairenhou，duicipoyouxieyuannian。
yaozhaogurenyoudeshibanfa，zenmejiubunengjitahuanyigeni？
napajidianyuanqilingshihuozhelingyao，shizaibuxing，zhexianyekeyi。
zheimingejita，tayoujiebuzhu！
haimianbuleyaobeirenxiluomanma。
taniangde，meixiangdaochuanyueyihui，quechenglehoumengou。
yiqianzuitaoyandejiushizheizhongren。
还没少跟着骂过。
xianzaihaole，huixuanbiaozhadebiubiude，quanzhatahoubeile。
zheihuiwomawozijileshushishi。
haihaomeiyoujizhantarendeminge，shiewaijitayige，buranfeibeirenmahualebuke。
qiangliehuaiyishiyourenxiangyaohaita。
haojiahuo，kandaodanmutiguoyun，linfengyujiugenghuangle。
buyoujinzhangdetianletianzuichun。
genjushuju，lilaibaishengdechenggonglvzhiyouliucheng。
zheihaishicanyuzhedouweiwudatianjiaomendeqiantixia。
“woyaoshibaishengshibai，yinggaibuzhiyuzhenyingxiangdaoguoyunba？”
yaoshizhenyousuoyingxiang，tagujizhinengkudangchuaishangzhayaobao，qutiaoyinghuaguodeqiongtukenglaimibule。
tantebuanzhong，linfengyugensuiduiwu，dingzhemantianfengxuezoujinlezhougongci。
suizhetamendejinru，wurenjidezhibojingtouyebuzhuodaolezucidequanjing。