judadexiangshengjingdonglezhouweidehushimen,jianjiaoshengbuzhi。
“herenganzaiwoyuanxingxiong!”
yigecangjingderenyingjibuerlai。
“啊!是孙院长!”
bushaohushixiangshichiledingxinwanyiyang,lairenmingweisunshengshou,zhongxinyiyuanyuanzhang,jiangchengwenmingdeshenyi,yinianguoliushiquehaishijianburufei。
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kakakajixiajiangzhaoyishengcuoweidegutoufuzheng,kanlezhouweiyiyanlengshengdao:“wuguanrendengcheli!huidaogongzuogangweishang!”
shuadeyixia,zhouweidehushidouzouguangle。
erhousunlaoyouzixichakanchuangshangnvhaidezhuangkuang,jiancejihuxi、xintiaoyijingguiling。
youkanleyiyanposundefanghufu,xinliyiyoushu,kanzhebuchenhuanhuandao:
“人是你打的?”
“孙老,是我!”
chenqianranqiangrenzhenvergangsidebeishang,jiangbuchenhuzaishenhou,chengrendongshoudeshita,ruguosunlaowangkaiyimiandehua,tabuhuiyoushi。
buchenquefanshoujiangchenqianranhuzaishenhou,bolanbujingdao:“wodade!”
chenqianrankanzhebuchennudao:“bizui!”
zhaoyishengzaipanglvedaichanmeihefennudishuodao:“yuanzhang,jiushizheixiaozi!zheifengponiangyedongshoule!”
sunlaoxieyankanlezhaoyishengyiyan,talejiezhaoyishengdexingge,yishukeyi,zuorenbuxing,lenghengdao:“nibizui,sheishisheifeiyouluxiang,tadaniwoweinizuozhu,buguonikanguanbulizhihouzhaonisuanzhang!”
zhaoyishenghedelimabishanglezui。
“请你跟我走!”
sunlaonachuletaidu,zhaoyishengyinchendikanleyiyan。
“wopaniqingbuqiwo!”
buchenmeiyoujisunlaoyidianmianzi,zuoweilonghunchuanchengzhe,shenshangsanfadandandiwangzheqixi,zenkequrenzhixia?
sunlaoandaohaokuangdehousheng,lenglengtandao:“neijiubaoguanba...”
chenqianranjile,buchenshibangtachutouqueyaoxianrulaoyuzhizai?jimangdao:
“bu!shiqingshiyinwoerqi,ruguozhuajiuzhuawoba!kanzaiwoshichenjiarendefenshang!”
buchenchayidikanletayiyan,queshishizhongqingyizhiren!
youxiangqiwuqiandezuilian,rangtafanwei。
sunlaozaojiurenshichenqianran,duiyuzheigekeliandenvren,guazhege‘tuoyouping’,jiazubuguan,duzichengdanzheyiliaofeiyong。
dantahaishitongxinjishouditandao:“qianran,nizhendeshiyaodiujinchenjiadelianma...”
陈芊然黯然失声。
buchenquekaikoule:“baoguanhaoa,wokanzhaoyishengyaoyoulaoyuzhizailou!”
shenme?zheixiaozifenglema?
“nizheixiaozishibushibeinvrenshuaileshadiaole?nidawo,woyouzui?neimenishuoshuowoyoushenmezui?”zhaoyishengbuyiburao,tafeiyaobazheixiaozisongjinqu!
buchendandandishuodao:“fangaiwojiuren,dengtongsharen!”
“hahahaha,nalaidegoupiluoji?nigeyikedadoumeibibuleyedexiaozishuoyaojiuren?zheilimanwuziyisheng,xuyaonijiushenmeren?e~chuangshangdeneige‘si’yatoua?”taguyilazhanglesheng。
“nibudehaosi!”chenqianranbeizhaoyishengjinu,quemeibuchenanzhule。
“kanlaiganggangneiyijiaochuaidehaibugouhen!”
buchenyinlengdikanxiangta,hedetaduozaisunyuanzhanghoumian。
“nianqingren,zheinvhaiqueshisile,siyuganran,zheizhongbingmeiyouzhiliaobanfa...”
sunlaoxinzhongduibuchenyouhendachengjian,beiyikedalelingtuixuederenhaigandazhezhibingjiurendeqihaoxingxiong?
buchendandandishuodao:“woshuotameisijiumeisi,jiwoyitaoyinzhen,jikejiuhuo...”
“fangpi!nizheishiwuruyizhe!”sunlaofennule,buchenzheimeshuoshiwuruyishengdezhiye。
buchendandandishuodao:“sunlao,wokanzhenzhengwuruyizhedeshini!rensiheweisidoufenbuchu!”
sunlaochuihuzidengyan,“yiqixianshi...”
buchenjixu**zhesunlao:“wokannibieganyishengledoutinidiuren,nilaideshihoujiukanleyiyanyiqi,celeyixiahuxi,jiuduanlerendeshengsi?”
“buran?”sunlaonujifanxiao。
“guoduojieshimeiyong,yitaoyinzhen,wocongyanwangyeshouzhongjiangzheinvhaijiuguolai!”
“如果失败?”
“ruoshibai,rennichuzhi!ruochenggong...zhaoyishengyaojichenqianranguixiakesangexiangtou,erniyaozhengzhongxiangwodaoqian!”
“hao!wodaoyaokankanniruheyizhi!”
银针?打赌?
chenqianranlengzhule,zheiliangrenyaonaqiqidangzuoduzhuma?rensilejingranhaiyaoshouru?
他就是个打工仔呀!
tamengdijilebuchenyibazhang,yaoyashuodao:“buyunxunipengta!nizheigepianzi!”
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sunlaokanchenqianranyouxiekelian,zaizheimexiaqurongyishixinfeng,lianmangjiaorenjiangchenqianranlachulebingfang。
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chenqianranyishengshengsixinliefeidetonghaohuixiangzaizoulang。
“xianzaizhiyouwomensanren,nikaishiba!”
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taqingqingyibaojinyousanshiwujin,danzheikeshiyige5suidenvhaia!
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拈花针?!
sunlaoshifenchayi,zheibuchenershichutounianjijingranhuizheinianhuazhen?ruomeiyousishiniandejingyan,shiwufazhunquexiazhende。
sunlaodebiaoqingningzhongle,jishishitayezhihuizaizhuangtaijihaodeqingkuangxiashiyong!
是高手!
yipangdezhaoyishengshizhuangongxiyi,duizhenjiuzheiyitaochizhiyibi。
装模作样!
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meiyousihaotingdun,jiezhejisuciruguanyuan、zhongwan、yongquandengsanshiwuchuxuedao。
“五行鬼吊针?!”
sunlaodishengjinghu,zheikeshiguyijuexuea!xianshizhiyouqianershidao,houshiwudaozaoyishichuanlea!
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“哈哈哈...”
zhaoyishengkanzhesunlaoyansudelianxiaochuleshenglai。
shenmewuxingguidiao?xiajierluanzhadeba?
kankanbasunlaoqishenmeyangle?
“bizui...”sunlaonannandao。
“shenme?!”zhaoyishengdajingshise,sunlaojingranjiaotabizui?
“wojiaoni...bizui!”sunlaozaibuchenjianjiexingzhendeshihoumengdihedao。
zhaoyishenghedeganzhan,sunlaokeshiyuanzhang,taliuxudoulaibujizenmeganchutademeitou?limabazuibideyanyanshishide。
最后一针了...
buchenhuiguotoudandandishuodao:“zheizuihouyizhenkanqingchule...”
sunlaobengzhileshenti,jinzhangdenanyihuxi,haoxiangxiazhendeshizijiyiyang...
buchenmengdiciruqiqitoudingbaihuisixue,luozhensanfenzhiyichu。
sunlaodengyuanleyanjing,yinweimeiyourenganzaisixuexiashenzhen,hekuangshisanfenyizhen?
“你这是胡闹!”
buchenweiweiyixiao,nisunshengshouqueshishimingzhenjiangchengdeshenyi,danshizaijiqianniandeguyijidianzhongbuguojiushi‘canghaiyisu’bale。
“zhengdayanjingkanhaole!”
buchenmengdijiangzhenyoutuijinleyiban!
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“阎王夺命针!”
zheiyizhendianfulesunshengshouderenzhi,wulunshixiazhenchu,lidao,doushiqianwuguren。
buguo,zuirangtajingdiaoxiabadeshi,xiaonvhaijingranyouleweiruodehuxi!