【bilei1：meiyousheishiwanren，zhujiaoyebushi，jiranshixiandaiyulejizhe，jiuyouyulejizhetingfengshiyu，buzeshouduandechoumaobing，taoyandezhijiedianx】
【bilei2：qingbuyaoduishuzhongrenhejiaoseyoupianjian，zhujiaozhitigongyishuangyanjing，qitajiaoseyeyouzijidechengzhangluxian，jishiqianqizuoweifanpai，houqiyehuichengzhang】
【bilei3：benwensuiranyoucp，youganqingxian，dangushijiaodianbushinannvganqingxiuchengzhengguo，zhixiangkantiantiantanlianaishendu。】
zhengzhiyiyonghouwushidashou。
funeizhangdengjiecai，menwaichemayongsai，laizhefeifujigui。
huzihuabaidehoufulaoguanjiayishuangxiaoerzhihuidemouzijijingdesaoshizhemenqianxingren，duishenpangjiadingzhudao：“wubidingjin，juebunengrang‘guatianshe’neibangrenhunjinlai！”
“shi！”shiyumingjiadingqishengyingda，shensesuran。
“guanjiafangxin，youwomenzaizheierdingzhe，danfanfaxiankeyizhiren，yilvniusongjingzhaofu！”pangbianyigoutuizishuodao。
guanjiaduizheifanbuzhipoweimanyi，dianlediantou，zhengyuzhuanshenliqu。
hujianlibushangshufurenshenhou，yigetixiangzidexiaoyahuan，beihoufugaogaodemenjianbanleyijiao，shenziyiwai，xiangzishunjiantuoshouerchu。
guanjiasuinianmai，danshenshouquehenjiaojian，yigejianbushangqian，wenwenjiezhulexiangzi。
“哎呀，当心！”
xiaoyahuansihushoudaolejinghe，zhabazheyanjing，wangzheguanjia。
laoguanjiasuixinzhongdiguzheiyahuanmaoshi，danbushizijiaderen，yebubianduoguoduokeze，zhisuikouwendao：“zheixiangziyouxiefenliang，litouzhuangdeshishenme？”
“shijihouyedeshouli。”
shouliya，zheiyaoshishuaile，pashizheiyatouxingmingbubao，nanguaihechengzheiyang。
jiangxiangzijiaohaidaoxiaoyahuanshouli，“kuaijinquba。”
youjiantamihu，shenzhihaoxintixingdao：“shouligaisongdaodongxiangfangqu，xiaoxinnawen，biezaishuaile。”
“谢大叔！”
xiaoyahuanrensuimaoshiquelishuzhouquan，nuonuodedaoleshengxie，biansuizhongbinkeburuhoufu。
buguotabingweiqudongxiangfang，ershixunlegepijingwurendejiaoluo，dakaishouzhongmuxiang，congzhongquchuyijia——
当当当当……
相机！
meicuo，yanqianzheixiaoyahuan，zhengshijingchengxiaoliangzuigaodeminjianxiaobao“guatianshe”delaobanjianzhubi，liangxiaofu。
笔名：黑乌鸦！
【wei，xitongxitong，niquedingjintianyiyonghoudeshouyanshangyidingyoudagua，duiba？】tazainaozhonghuhuanxitong。
binglengdejixieshenghuiyingdao：【yizhaoyanqingxiaoshuodetaolu，yanhuizhengshidaguagaofazhidi，xusuzhuyongxinguancha、xiangshijilu。】
liangxiaofu，yuanshi21shijiyulejizheyimei，sucheng：gouzi。
zaiyicigenzongmoudingliumingxingshizaoyuchehuo，buxingshenwang。
queyintaneiwuyulunbidejingyejingshen，beizhei【baoguaxitong】xuanzhong，daidaolegudai，jixucongshitadelaobenxing，zuo“gouzi”。
xitongrenwuwei：wajuegudaiguizumixin，fengfugurenyuleshenghuo！
chuanyueerlaihou，liangxiaofubianchuangbanlezheijiahuabianxiaobao，quming“guatianshe”，zhijinyijiechuhaojizhuangdaxinwen。
例如：
shangshufuqianjinweihunxianyun，luopoxiucaizhudongjiepan。
xinketanhuashiluanzhongqi，weipangaomendushafaqi。
suizhe“guatianshe”baozhixiaoliangmengzeng，jingchenggedashijiahaomenfenfenjingtiqilai，shengpanatianzijiachoushiyedengshangguatianshetoutiao。
bijinggurenxinfeng：jiachoubukewaiyang。
shenmelaoyebahui、xiaoqietouqing、shusaotongjian……duoshaozangshichoushilanshi，doudewujinleguanqimenlaiqiaoqiaochuzhi。
erguatianshe，pianjiuzhuanwazheixieshenzhaidayuanzhongbukegaorendemiwen。
liangxiaofushouzhongzheitaixiangji，shitayongzhiqianwanchengrenwudejifenduihuande。weitieheshidai，zhaochudetuxianghuizidongzhuanweishuimobaimiaofengge，jidatishenglegongzuoxiaolv。
jiangxiangjiguazaibozishang，shenlegelanyao。
准备，开工！
yibiansuibinkewanglizou，yibianrenbuzhuxiangxitongbaoyuan：
【bierendouchuanchengchiguaxitong，shenmedoubuyonggan，guajiunengchidaobao，weishenmepianpianwozheimemingku，yudaonizheigepuguaxitong，wodouchuanyuele，haide996，007！】
xitonglengbingbinghuifudao【yaobunixianzaisiyici，pengpengyunqi，kannengbunengbeichiguaxitonglaozou？】
【zhenyoukenengma？】tingdaozheihua，liangxiaofuyanjingyiliang，jingyouxieyueyueyushi。
【buguomuqianchiguaxitongmingeyiman，nizhiyoubaifenzhiyidejilvbeilao！】
【neiqitabaifenzhijiushijiuni？】
【去地府报到。】
【qu**！】zanghuatuokouerchu。
【jinggao！jinggao！】xitongfachujianruibaoming，【suzhu，zuoweixinwengongzuozhe，qingzhuyiwenmingyongyu！】
liangxiaofufanlegedadadebaiyan。
houyuanzhengshifuren**menjujizhidi。yitaduoniancongyejingyanpanduan：nvrenduodedifang，guakendingduo。
gangguaiguochuihuagongmen，jiutingwenyishengnvzidejianjiao。
众人闻声赶去。
liangxiaofusakaijiaoyazi，daotengqixiaoduantui，“sou”dechongzailerenqunzuiqianmian。
jiaoshengshiconghoufuda**yurongzhifangguifangzhongchuanchude。
cike，yurongzhizhengyishanbuzhengdibeizhongrenduzaifangjianli。
chuangshanghaitangzheyigemianxiangweisuodenanren。
houfuer**yurongyanzezhanzaiyipang，zhizheliangrenqishixiongxiongdizhiwendao：
“jiejie，nizenkezuochucidengbaihuaimenfengzhishi？fuqinyiweinihechengxiangergongzidingxiahunyue，nijingyuzheijiadingwangeryouran！”
yurongzhiyibianlongjinyishan，yibiankuzheweizijibianjie：“womeiyou……wozhishiyouxietouyun，xianghuilaixiexipianke，buzhizendejiu……”
zheishijiadingwanger“dong”diyishengcongchuangshanggunlexialai，padaoyurongzhijiaobian，shenshouquzhuaitadeyixiu：“da**，ninmingmingshuoguozhongyiyuwo……worihoudinghaohaodainin……”
“gun，biepengwo……”yurongzhijinghuangdipaikaiwangerdezhuazi。
……
wuneiyijingluanzuoyituan，menwaikanrenaodebinkeduizheliangrenzhizhidiandian。
liangxiaofujizairenqunzuiqianmian，kuaisuandongkuaimen，“kaka”yidunlianpai。
daxinwen，daxinwen，zheikeshidaxinwen！
congmenkoupaiwan，liangxiaofutaijiaoxiangjinwunei，quebeishouzaimenkoudeyahuanlanlexialai，“ai，niganshenmede？chuqu！”
liangxiaofubuqingyuandehoutuileyibu。
xinlidigu，zhuangshenmeya，zhenbuxiangrangrenkan，changzhemenzuoshenme。
danzuoweigouzi，tadezidianliconglaimeiyou“fangqi”erzi。
dangjizuanchurenqun，liudaohouchuangbian，xuanlegejuejiashijiao，diaozhengxiangjijiaoju，duizhunwuneijiren，“kacakaca”yiduntexie——
da**yurongzhileiliumanmian，jinghuangweiqu，youkunanyan；
er**yurongyanyizhiqishi，duoduobiren；
zhiyuneijiadingwanger，zemanlianqiexi，yanranyifulaihamachidaotianeroudedeyizuilian。
guolehaoyihui，gaiweiguanderendouweiguanbale，houfuzhumuzhangshicaishanshanganlelai。
bokaiweiguanzhiren，kandaowuneichangjing，yanpiyifan，shenziyihuang，siyaodangchangyunjueguoqu。
xingdezhouweiyahuanpozifuzhe，caikankanzhanwen。
缓了好长一口气。
“罢罢！”
zhangshiyishoufue，yishouzhizhefangjianneiyishanbuzhengdeliangren，youqiwulidao：“xianjiangzheiliangrenguanqilai，daiyanhuijieshu，jiaoyoulaoyefaluo。”
suiji，hulalayiduixiarenchongjinwunei，jiangneida**yurongzhiheneisuowei“jianfu”wanger，fenbiewuhuadabang。
wangerguanjinchaifang，yurongzhizebeisuozaiguifang。
zheichangtaosefengbozanqiegaoyiduanluo。
zhongrenzhonghuiyanxiluozuo，huatiquerengjinjinweiraofangcaidehoufuda**yurongzhi。
liangxiaofushuqiliangzhileidabandexiaoerduo，shitucongzheixieguifurendejiaotanzhongwachuxiehoufumixin。
“zhenmeixiangdao，houfuqianjinjingnengzuochuzheidengchoushi，fangzhehaohaodexiangfuergongzibujia，piangengedijianjiadingyouran……”