叶洲：？？？？
yezhoukanzhemianwubiaoqingdelinqianyue，tahuranyoulegedadandecaice。
zijisihu......
nengtingdaolinqianyuedexinsheng？
“咔嚓——”
zaiyezhouzhuomozheijianshideshihou，zhuzaiduimian1003delinqianyueyijingguanshanglewumen。
yezhouyemeiduoyouyu，shunshiyeguanshanglezijiadefangmen。
“guaile，zhenshiguaile，wojurannengtingjianlinqianyuedexinsheng！”
“zuilipudeshi，taneixindeneixieshengyin，hetapingshigaolengdexingxiangwanquanbufua，juranhaiyaobandaowochuangshang？”
“zhei......zheiyetaifanchaleba？zheihainaershishenmegaolengxiaohuaa，jianzhijiushichunyuchinva，haiyoudianxiangyingyingguai？”
yezhouzuozaishuzhuoqian，zixihuixiangzhegangcailinqianyueneixiexinsheng，biaoqingshifenguaiyi。
zhiqiantazaibanjishang，bushimeihelinqianyueshuoguohua。
danneijiciduihuadouhenzhengchang，genbenmeitingdaoguotadexinsheng。
今天是怎么了？
gaolengxiaohuarenshe，zenmeganjuehaoxiangbengtalee^？
“buqueding，mingtianqubanshanglezaikankan！”
“deganjinzhunbeiyanjianggaole，zheihuierdoukuailingchenliangdian，zhunbeiwandeganjinshuijue，burandecusile。”
yezhouzaibeianyizhong，chengjiyizhizainianjiqian10ming，zaishangcideyimokaoshidangzhong，shoucikaodaoledi3mingdeweizhi。
suoyizheici‘gaokaochongci50tianxuanjiang’shang，xuexiaodasuanrangtashangtaiyanjiang，genqitajijianggaokaodexueshengmenfenxiangyixiaxindehexuexifangfa。
yezhoupaokaixinzhongdezanian，yibianzhunbeimingtianzaoshangquxuexiaoyaoyongdaodeyanjianggao，yibianchizhemailaideyexiao。
【02：32：21】
“woleigesaogang，douzheimewanle？liudianjiudeqichuang，meijigexiaoshinengxiuxile。”
yezhouzhunbeiwanyanjianggao，kanleyanshijian，ganjinxishujiushangchuangxiuxile。
yixiangdaowanghoulinqianyueshizijidexinlinju，xintourenbuzhuyizhenjidong。
......
“huangshang，gaiqila，zheimanchaowenwudoudengzheninshangchaoni，huangshang~”
diertianyizao，yezhoubeishoujinaolingchaoxing。
taxunsushoushihaodongxi，suishouzhuaqiyikuaimianbaosaijinzuilijiuchumenzhunbeiquxuexiao。
“咔——”
yezhoubeizheshubaogangguanshangmen，jiukandao1003demendakai，chuanzhexiaofudelinqianyueconglimianzouchulai。
suiranhoushidexiaofumeiyouzuowantachuanqunzineimejingyan，danlinqianyueshencaiheqizhishizaishitaihaole。
napafeidayongzhongdexiaofu，yebuhuiladilinqianyuedeyanzhi。
zhibuguotaneijingzhidemiankongshang，yijiushineifuqinglengdebiaoqing，mouruobinghe。
yezhouyanxiazuilidemianbao，xiaozhegenlinqianyuedazhaohu：
“zaoshanghaoalinxiaohua，zhenqiao！”
linqianyuemianwubiaoqingdiqingqingdiantou：“yetongxue，zaoshanghao。”
[当然巧啦！]
[weileneng‘ouyu’daoxiaoyezhouniya，wokeshiwudianjiuqichuangxishu，ranhouyizhishouzaimaoyanqiandengnichumenni！]
[xiaoyezhou，niyinggaimeitiandoushizheigedianqushangxueba？yihouwoyeyaomeitianzaoshangzheigeshijianchumen，meitianshuo‘zaoan’！]
linqianyueshuowan，zhuanshenjiuanxialediantianniu，lvxianzoulejinqu。
zaicitingdaotaxinshengdeyezhou，yizhenggerendoudaizhule。
“bushigemen......”
“bushishuogaolengxiaohuama？zuishangzhishuoleliugezi，xinliquebabagebuting，gengechihanside......zhei，zheiduima？”
yezhouneixintucaolejiju，zaidiantimenjijiangguanbidezuihouyimiao，yeganjinzoulejinqu。
diantili，zhiyoutahelinqianyueliangren。
yezhourenbuzhucetoukanlekanta，faxianwuluncongnagejiaodukanlinqianyue，tashizhongjirenyizhongbinglengdaojidiandeganjue。
tayishidao，zaisuoyourenmianqiangaolengdelinqianyue，zhenzhengdexingge，sihubingbushiwairenkandaodeneiyang......
[aiya，yezhouzaikanwoei！]
[zuowanshuideyouxiewan，lianhaoxiangyouxiefuzhong，gaibuhuibeiyezhoufaxianba？]
[aaaa，haojinzhangya！nengbunengbiekanwoleqaq]
suizhelinqianyuedexinshengxiangqi，linqianyueyebudongshengsedibayilingwanggaolalela。
xianrangentaneixinxiangdeyiyang，buxiangrangyezhoufaxiantadeliankenengyouxiefuzhong。
tingzhelinqianyueneihenghengjijidexinsheng，youkanzhetabudongshengseyanshidexingwei，yezhoubujinjuedeyouxiehaoxiao。
“linxiaohua，youdiankeaia......”
“buguo，tahaoxiangduiwoyoudianbuyiyangdeqingxua，jiuhaoxiangbawodangzuoliewuyiyang？”
“danshixianzaisihuqingkuangbutaiduijing，niyiweiwoshiliewu，danyoumeiyouyizhongkeneng，zhenzhengdelierendouyiliewudefangshichuxianni？”
duiyuzheiyidian，yezhouhenshiyihuo。
dantayoubuhaozhijiewenlinqianyue。
zijizongbunenggaosulinqianyue：neishalinxiaohua，woqishinengtingjiannixinsheng，nizenmeshigeyingyingguaia？
......
xialedianti，linqianyuejingzhimaizhebuzi，jiuxiangxiaoquwaizouqu。
[wuwuwu，xiaoyezhouwoxianzoula，haoxiangheniyiqiquxuexiaoa。]
[dengwo，dengwoxiacizaiyongganyidian，jiukaikouyaoqingyiqishangxue！]
[niyigerenqichequxuexiao，lushangyaozhuyianquanaaaa！]
siyuezhongxundezaochenliudian，tianhaishihuimengmengde。
dangezhelaoyuan，yezhoujiukandaolezuowanjianguodeneiliangheisemaibahetingzaixiaoqumenkou。
suizhelinqianyuexiangmaibahezouqu，tadexinshengyeyuelaiyueyuan。
zhidaotazoudaocheqian，chelixialaiyiweichuanzheheixizhuangdaibaishoutaodesiji，titadakaichemen。
kandaozheiyimu，yezhouhuangran。
“yuanlaineishitajiadeche。”
“buguotajianeimeyouqianle，weishenmeyaobandaowozhudezheigexiaoqulai？”
“zhendexiangshitaxinshengneiyang，shiteyiyaohewodanglinjuma？danyouweishenmeni？”
yezhouwangzheyijinglikaidemaibahe，tahuaizheyihuodexinqingqishangzixingche，xiangxuexiaoganqu。
yinweilushangyizhizaizhuomoguanyulinqianyuedeshiqing，suoyiyezhoudaoxuexiaobipingshiwanleshifenzhong。
dengtadaojiaoshili，faxiandabufenrendouyijingzuozaiweizhishangkaishizaodu，linqianyueyeananjingjingdizuozaitadeweizhishang。
tataitouqiahaoheyezhoudemuguangzhuangshang。
yezhoufenmingkandaotayanmouliangleyixia，caishouhuimuguang。
[yezhouzhongyulaila，haomane。]
[mingtianzaoshangyaobuyaohangenwoyiqizuocheguolaini？zheiyangdehua，lushangwomenlianghainengdaizaiyiqi！]
[keshiyaoyongshenmejiekou，yaoqingtayiqilaia？haofan，haofan，haofan！]
guobuqiran，xiayimiaoyezhoujiutingdaolelinqianyuejijizhazhadexinsheng。
tashenshendiwangleyanmianwubiaoqingdelinqianyue。
“yaoshirangqitarenzhidaolinqianyueneixinqishishizheiyang，neibudejingdiaoxiaba？”
“erqieduiwo......youdianreqingguotouleba？”
yezhouhuidaozijizuoweishang，zijidetongzhuojianweiyisidangxiongkai，zhengpazaizhuozishanghuhudashui。
xiongkaiyimibawudeshengao，zaijiashangtashitiyushengchangniandingzhetaiyangxunlian。
shaichengxiaomaisedepifuyanse，xiandetayishenjirougengjiajieshi，tazhanzaiputongxueshengmianqian，yapoganshizu。
xianzaidetapazaizhuozishangshuijue，zhayikanxiangshiyitouzongxiong。
cishi，shuxuekedaibiaoguolaishouzuoye。
yezhoubazuoyediguoquhou，shuxuekedaibiaojiuqujiaoyipangdexiongkai：
“xiongkai，kuaidianjiaozuotiandeshuxuejuanzi，wanglaoshijizhepigaini，jintianshangkeyaojiang。”
“没写，不交了。”
xiongkaibeijiaoxing，suikouyingleyiju。
shuxuekedaibiaofanlefanbaiyan，fangfozaoyijingxiguan，niutoujiuqushouqitatongxuedezuoye。
叶洲忍不住吐槽道：
“nixiaozi，zicongtikaochengjidabiaohou，shenmezuoyedoubuxiele，niyaoshangtiana！”
“heihei，azhounibudong，gemenwozheijiaojunshushierjuan，juanjuanyouyeming！”
熊凯嘿嘿一笑。
duiciyezhouyemeiduoshuoshenme，duizijisidangdeqingkuangtahaishifeichangqingchude。
zhiyaotawenhuakebaochidangxiadeshuiping，daoshihoushanggeyibenwenwende。
yushiyezhouyongshubazijilianzhedangqilai，yadishengyinshenmixixideduixiongkaidao：
“xiongkai，zuowanlingchen，linxiaohuabandaowojiagebile！”
“ngng，wozaoshangshoudaobeitidebaosongduanxinle。”
yezhouyiting，dunshidengdayanjing：“nigenwokaishenmewanxiaoni，nizenmekenengbeibaosongbeiti？”
“shinixiangenwokaiwanxiaode。”
xiongkaibaoqigebo，xiaozhekanxiangyezhoudao：
“azhou，sheibuzhidaolindaxiaohuajialiyouqiandeyitahutu，shangxiaxuedoushimaibahes680jiesong。
nizhudeneixiaoqufangzuyigeyuecai1800，linqianyuezenmekenengbandaonijiagebi？xinnihaiburuxinwoshiqinshihuangni。”