“噗——”
daoyanshili，liuyongfengganghejinzuideshuipenyongerchu。
尼玛！
hedashaozheimeshadiaodema？
这也太会整活了吧！
liuyongfengnaohailifuxianchulehezhaofuqinhejianxiongweiyandeyangzi。
不应该啊！
hedongmingmingshigeleilifengxingderena！
nandao……hedongsidixiaqishiyeshigeshadiao？
liuyongfengxunsuyaoleyaotou，caicewanquanbuchengli！
weiyandehedongzenmekenengshadiao！
……
“niuxiongwozouleao，mingtianzailaizhaoni。”
hezhaokanzhexiaoshuiniuchiwanzuihouyizhucaohouhaigenxiaoshuiniudalegezhaohu。
xiaoshuiniu“moumou”liangsheng。
haoxiangzhendetingdongleyiyang。
jintiandecaohenhaochi，hennen。
禾昭进了厨房。
zhibojianyezaizheiduanshijianyongrulehenduoxinguanzhong。
henduorenxianzaicaigangxiaban，chifandeshihoushunbiankandianzongyijiefa。
zhenghaozheigeshijianshi《mingxingbianxingji》jiabindezuofanshijian。
shiguanzhongmenzuixihuandehuanjiezhiyi。
比较恶趣味的环节。
xiangxiangyixia，zijigangxiabantuozhepileideshenzihuidaojia，chizhegangdiandewaimai，yidakaidianshijiukanjianjiemulidemingxingmenezheduzishoumangjiaoluandezuofan，zuihouzuochulaideheianliaolihaiyipianqihei。
xinqingshibushiyixiajiuyuyueqilaile。
dangran，yebupaichuyouchuyihaodemingxing，danneizhongbijingshishaoshuma！
shizhibuzhanyangchunshuidemingxingmenhaizhennengzuochushenmehaochidedongxibucheng？
gengbuyaoshuohezhaozheizhongcongxiaojiwanqianchongaiyuyishendedashaoyele。
suoyixianzaizhibojiandeguanzhongmendouhenxingfen。
“rangwokankandashaoyede‘chuyi’~”
“duobanyoushiyiduihudemeiyankandeheianliaoli。”
“bietaidudingleaxiongdimeng，wanyiheshaozhenhuizuofanni！”
“hehe，hezhaoyaoshizhenhuizuofanwobazijitouningxialaijitadangqiuti！”
“我也是我也是！”
guangkandanmujiuzhidao，zhibojiandeguanzhongmenhenzixin。
kedangtamenkanjianhezhaoxianyongdianfanbaojiangfanzhushang、zaixiwancaishuliandeqiecaishi，tamendezixinkaishixiaoshile。
zhitingjianyizhen“dadada”deqiecaishengguohou，wosunpianzhengqidebaizailewanli。
“好快的刀法！”
“buduijing，shifendeyoujiufendebuduijingna！”
“si~hedashaoyouliangbashuazi！”
“wanle，woganjuedeyouxierendexiangshangrentoubaobuzhule！”
“我靠靠靠靠……”
shexiangshiliyidengdayanjingsisidedingzhehezhaodeshuangshou。
qiecaizhendeyouneimesihuama？
zhiqianjiqiyebushimeiyouhuizuofandejiabin。
danxianghezhaozheimeshuliandehaishidiyige。
huixiege、huichangge、haihuizuofan，zheihaiziweimaohuibeisonglai“bianxing”a！
liyizixixianglexianghezhaolaibianxingjideyuanyin。
不想继承千亿家产。
额……
确实该！
fangzhejiqianyimeiyuandezichanbujicheng，queshigai！
奶奶滴！嫉妒啊！
“zhibojiandexiongdijiemeishibushizhunbeixiangkanwochuchou？”
hezhaoyibianqierouyibianziguzideshuo，“neishibukenengdi，wokeshiquannengxuanshou，zuogefaneryi，youshoujiuxing。”
tachangnianhunjiyu《mingxingbianxingji》dezhibojian，ziranzhidaozheiqunrenxianzaizaixiangshenme。
pingchangdoushizhibojiandeguanzhongmenmaitaijiemujiabin。
hezhaozhunbeimaitaiyixiazhibojiandeguanzhong。
“aiya~zhibojianguanzhongmenbuhuihaiyourenbuhuizuofanba？”
“啧~”
meiyourenhebiandizhiyan，jiuyijudaizhewuxianxianqiyuqide“ze”。
yigezi，shengguoqianyanwanyu。
zhibojianshunjianjiuyourenpofang。
“made，bujiushihuizuogefanma！youshenmejiaoaode！worenzhenxuewoyehui！”
“wotamesanshisuilehaitiantianchiwaimai，tayigefuerdaijuranhuizuofan！”
“wuwuwu……womeiyoushoumeiyoushou……”
“haofanersaia！shoubulela！”
yourenpofang，yeyourengengaihezhaole。
“tianna，tajuranhaihuizuofan，gengjiafenle。”
“nanyoulilamanle，haoxihuanhaoxihuan。”
“xiangjiajihedashaodediyitian。”
禾昭忽然狡黠一笑。
“wozhidaozhibojiandedajiaxiangshuoshenme，wufeijiushi‘wozhiyaokenxue，wokendingyehui’shiba？wodong，wodong~”
hezhaoyifuhen“tiliang”zhongrendeyangzi。
zhibojianzhuanshunjiantingzhiyoukuaisuhuifu。
“nima，jianbujianna！”
“huameiwenti，jiushineigeyuqi，woshizhenshoubulelea！”
“西内！”
“meixiangdaonishizheiyangdefuerdai，taifuheileba！”
hezhaopileliangxiahenkaixin。
tashifendaqidehuilehuishou。
“meishi，jiranwolaile，jiujinimenhaohaoshangyike。”
hezhaodianhuojiachaiyitaoxiaocaozuoxingyunliushui。
bingqieyibiancaozuoyibianjieshuo。
“热锅冷油……”
“womenxianxiazhurou，dengzhurouduanshengguohou，zaixiawosun……”
zhibojianguanzhongkanjianhezhaoshuliandecaozuoshizhendemale。
zheitamazhendeshifuerdai？
zheiyijingbushiguanzhongmendiyiciduihezhaodeshenfenchanshenghuaiyile。
danyunshangjituandetaizi，naershisuibianshenmerendounengmaochongde。
“真的离谱。”
“dage，qingshouxiaxiaodidexigai。”
“yaoshiyourenshuoheshaoshichushizhuanshiwodouxin。”
“kanqilaiyoudianhaochideyangzi。”
chaihuozaodehuolizeilameng。
jifenzhonghouhezhaodewosunchaoroujiuchuleguo。
qingsewosunpeishangxiannenderoupian，bieyouyifanweidao。
hezhaojizijishengleyiwanfanzuozailezhuoqian。
tajiaqiyipianroushenxiangjingtouxiaozheshuo：“guanzhongxianchi~”
gangshenyiban，hezhaoyouhuranshoulehuilai，“nimenxiangshenmeni！wojiuyisiyisi，nimenbuhuiyiweiwozhendehuijinimenchiba！xiangdemei。”
zhibojiandeguanzhongmendeqingxujiuxianghuoshanbaofayiban，shunjianjiubeihezhaodianran。
“你是真该死啊！”
“youbenshinilaiwomianqian，kanwobudasini！”
“wanle，woshouzhongdehefanturanjiubuxiangle，woyiqiandounajiemulideheianliaolixiafande。”
“haohaoyigedashaoye，ganmazheimejiana！”
“wokaishilijiehedongle。”
“woyuanbenhaijuedejiemuzuduitataihenle，xianzaiwoshouhuiwodehua，jiemuzuqinghenhendebiantata！”
liyikangzheshexiangjideshoudouwochenglequantou。
禾大少太欠揍了啊！
hezhaoqueshihaobuzaiyidechizhefan。
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenanandijiangzheijianshijizaixinzhong。
dengsantianhouhezhaomeichidele、aiele，tamenyidinghuihenhendechaoxiaohuilai！
一定！