“……”
林北是真无语了。
nayouyishanglaijiuzhourensiquanjiadexitonga？
danzheihuoxubushixitongdecuo。
yinweizheixitongmaosishicuoweile！
mingmingmeiyouzhongsheng，queshizhongshenglecaihuiyoudenixixitong！
“ruguolingquzheigedalibaoshizhendeyouyongdehua，neijiushizhende！”
“erxitongyucedezheixie……yedoujiangshiweilaihuifashengdedashijian！”
念及此。
linbeishenhuxiyikouqi，guoduandao：“lingqu。”
【叮~】
【jinguanniqianshizaoyulezhongdadaji，danshidangzhongshengtashangjingxiaodeneiyike，nishunjianhuixiangqiledangchudexiongxinzhuangzhi。nirending，zijijianghuishiyigeshouwanrenjingyangdejingcha！】
【ninyihuodezhongshengdalibao！】
【yizidongweinindakai……】
【gongxininhuodexianjinjiangli1wanyuan！】
（zhu：qianbushiwannengde，danmeiyouqianwanwanbuneng！tajiangrangnizaitongxuemianqiantingzhiyaobanzuoren！）
【gongxininhuodekongjunjikangxuanyuntizhi！】
（zhu：jiusuanshikaizhezhandoujixianglongjuanfengyiyangcuihuitingchechangyebuhuiyun，renheyikuan3ddongzuoshejiyouxidouwufarangnigandaoyunxuan！tajiangrangnikuaisutongguoyouxiyutongxuedachengyipian！）
【gongxininhuodeshenjijineng“qilinbei！”】
（zhu：zengjiashoubeijirouxianwei70%，zengjiashoubeijirouweidu30%，yujishoubeijirouliliangzengfuda300%！meiyigenanshengdouyou，danzhiyounideshiqilinbei！）
dangnaohaizhongshanguotishiyinshi。
shoujijifubaotongshidanchuyueerdetishiyin——“ding~jifubaodaozhang1wanyuanzheng！”
紧接着。
linbeinengganjuedaozijideshuangshoushoubeihenmingxiandebiandaleliangsanquan！
suiyiyinie，shoubeineiguqilaidecuguangxingzhuang，jiugendalishiyiyang！
yuanbentizhehaiyouxiemailidexinglixiang，yixiazi，biandegengexiaobaoyiyang，qingpiaopiaode！
zheiyaoshiyonglaizhifudaitu，jueduishounabaqia！
“真的！”
“系统是真的！”
“未来也是真的！”
“buyiyangdeshiwomeiyouzhongsheng！”
“erwo，keyipingjiezhexitongyijixianzhixianjue，jiangzheiyiqiequanbunizhuan！”
林北紧攥着右拳。
jiufangfoezhulemingyundeyanhou。
“xitongdelaodengrijilishuo，guoqingjieqijian，wodefumuhaiyouxiaomeihuiyinweichehuoerqushi，erwozhixuyaozaizheizhiqian，tiqianhuidaojiali，wulunyongshenmefangshiyehao，zongzhi，wodouyaozuzhitamenzouchujiamen，zhiyaokangguoneiyizao，neijiubuhuishiqubabamamahexiaomeile。”
“tongshi，wodiyeshijueduibunengdangde！”
“wodi10nian，haowujianshu，shenzhizuihouhaiyaobeidushebangderenzhuangsi，taibiequle！”
“dandushebangyidingyaofumie！”
“zheishiwodemingzhongzhidi！”
linbeixixifenxizhelaodengrijilideyiqie。
erduiyudangxuanwodi，qishiyouhendadejiangjiu。
diyi，wodibunengtaishuai，xuyaoqimaobuyang，dianshidianyinglideyanzu、guanxi……zaixianshizhong，neishijueduimeiyoukenengdangwodide！
dier，miankongshengshu，bunengbeidazhongsuoshuzhi，gengbunengbeitaiduorenzhidaoshijingxiaobiyede。
suoyi，wodijingchangyoujingxiaogangbiye，huogangruzhidexinrentiaoxuanbingdanren。
disan，jiushijiatingjiandan，meiyouduodadebeijing，meiyoushenmechoudi，huozhefumushuangwang。
jizhiheyingbiannenglidenggerensuzhi，fanershizuihoucaihuikaolvde。
目前来看。
家人绝对不能出事！
danqimaobuyang，miankongshengshu，jiatingjiandan，yiyangwanmeifuhewodideyaoqiu！
要想不当卧底。
sihuzhiyoujinkenengpuguangzijizheimeyitiao。
“ruguo……wozaixuexiaoli，jijibiaoxianziji，dazaoyigezhangyangderenshe，neimeneigesanjijingshiyinggaijiubuhuizhuyidaowole。”
“bijingyigewodiaichufengtou，neiketairongyichushile！”
linbeirushixiang，xinzhongyiyouleyigemubiao。
zheishi，naohaizhongyouchuxianjixingxiaozi。
【zhixiaoweilaideni，yijingzuochulechengshudejueding。】
【suoyi，zheiyici，nijiangbuzaididiao，nijiangjingxuanjunxunfuzeren，chengweijingwuzhihuixueyuan3banzuijingdezi！】
【renwu：jingxuanjunxunfuzeren】
【jiangli：yanzhika，tilika、zhishangka……】
嘿？
颜值卡？
能增加颜值？
林北一喜。
neizheiyangyilaiqibushiyinggaihaiyougerenshuxingmianban？
zheishi，naohaizhongyou“ding”deyisheng，danchuyigedanlansedemianban。
【老登：林北】
【身体年龄：30】
【警衔：警员】
【jineng：jingchajibenchangshi，qilinbei，yikouqixuan20zhixiaren，yikouqihexia10pingpijiu，chuikoushao，shanjierenyi，chulaoqian……】
【shuxing：yanzhi60，tili65，zhishang70，sudu66，liliang90……】
【zichan：13000.00】
【成就：卧底十年】
【逆袭点：0】
“不是！”
“我警察啊！”
“jingchajinengbuhuijige，chihepiaoduyangyangjingtong？？？”
“guanjianwoyebuhuia！”
“erqiewotemecai18sui！”
“zhengshishenglonghuohudeshihou，nigenwoshuoshentinianling30sui？？？”
“还有这颜值！”
“laozitemejiuzhibikanxiaoshuodegeweiyuyanheyanzuxunseneimeyidiudiu，nishuowoyanzhi60？”
“瞎搞！”
“zheixitonggenbenjiushizaixiagao！”
林北很郁闷。
henmingxian，zheigexitongyouwenti，youhendadewenti！
shangmianxianshidequanshi30suihoudeziji，kexianzaidezijicai18sui！
【叮~】
jiuzaizheishi，naohaizhongyoudanchuxitongtishiyin。
【rujindenijibianchuanshangxiaofu，yehuibeirenyiweishitoulemougejingxiaoshengdeyifujizijitaoshangde，jiusuanshitongxue，huozhelaoshi，douhuiyouyiwuyidejuedenijiushihuairen，huoxuduiyuxianzaidenieryan，yongyouzhenzhengjingchagaijubeidedongxi，caishizuixuyaode！】
【gongxihuode：xiantianjingchashengti！】
（zhu：dangnibanyanjingchashi，yanjitigao500%，jueduibuhuiyourenhuaiyinishihuairen。）
【gongxihuode：didoujingchadaxue4nianweixuedequanbujinengzhishi！】
（zhu：ruguobushixuezhibuyunxu，nixianzaijiukeyibiyedangyimingjingchale。）
“噗~”
linbeichadianmeiyikoulaoxuezhijiepenchu。
diergejianglihaiyoudianyong。
zheidiyige……nima，laozijiushijingcha，laozihaixuyaoyan？
buguo，zheiyangyilai，qibushidaxuesinianbuyongxuele？
zhishiquanzainaohaidangzhong，manfenqingqingsongsong，shenmeguojiajiangxuejin，sanhaoxuesheng，jinbuqingnian，tuotuodeyoushoujiuxinga！
【zuixinqingbao：zaiqianshi，nideshiyouzhangtaopingjiejingzongfuqindebeijing，chenggongdangxuanlejunxunfuzeren。】
jingchabanwodeshizhangfuqin？
这有点难搞啊！