第3章 陈二蛋是个兔子爷

“er…erdange,ni…nimen…”

songyashenshouwuzhuzui,bukesiyidehoutuiliangbu,yanleishunjianjiudiaoxialaile。

xinzhongananpeifuziji,bubiyixia,doubuzhidaotayuanlaiyeyouyingdideqianzhia。

“dimei,nikuaibiekanle,xianchuquba。”chenerdandeneixiexiongdihuiguoshenlai,mangshijiangsongyadejituichufangjianqu。

zheichangmian,shizaibushihetazheimegejiaojiaoruoruodexiaoniangzikan。

“wuwuwu…wo…wobuhuoleya…”songyayichumen,jiudundishangwuliandakuleqilai。

“aiyou,erdanjiaxifu,nizheishizale?”

cishi,yigepoziliangyanfangguang,manlianxingfendejiguolai,lazhesongyazuilianweizhe,neikeneiyanzhuziquediliuliudezhuangebuting,“ganjinhekuaizuishenzishuo,shenzijinizuozhu。”

zheipozibianshicunligongrendebaguawangchenkuaizui,renheshiqingbeitazhidao,budaopiankegongfujiunengchuanbianzhenggecunzi。

zhiyaoxiangdaodenghuierchenerdande“choushi”,yaobeizheiepopoqinziqinglaide“dazuibarenzheng”xuanyangchuqu,taxinzhongjiuwubidetongkuai,zishieguodeziweiyidinghenshuang。

“wuwu…er…erdangeta…wuwu…”yushi,songyakudegengdashengle,kequezhizhizhewuneigengyan,yingshishuobuchuwanzhengdehua,

“eiyou,zenmelenidaoshishuoya?”

chenkuaizuijiantabantianshuobuqing,xinlihemaozainaoside,jidezaigubudeqita,zhijiejiuchongjinwu,jikaichenerdandexiongdimendaolewoshili。

chenerdanheqigailiangrendouhaimeihuanguojingerlai,yijiuguangliuliudezuozaichuangshang。

jianci,chenkuaizuiyanjingkuaisudezailiangrenshenshangsaoshizhe,dengkanlegemanzu,youzaixinlipingjialexiashencai,zheicaishuaizhepazi,zhuangchuburenzhishimoyangdedajiaozhepaochumen。

bianpaobiandahan,“eiyouei,zhenshizaoniea!”

chenerdandeneixiexiongdixiangyaolan,keshineichenkuaizuishengdeshishenkuantipang,binanrendouyaozhuang,nalilandezhu。

ercishi,menwaizaojiuyinweisongyadekushengjujileyiduicunmin,jianchenkuaizuichulai,mangshichushengxunwenqingkuang。

“eiyou,chenjiaxifubiekule,zhenshizaonieyou,sheixiaodechenerdanjuranshi…shineiyangdeazahuosee。”

chenkuaizuishangqianfuqisongyaanweileyiju,bianshichezhesangzi,kouruoxuanhedetaotaojiangkaile,“nimenshibuzhidaoa,neichenerdanshigetuziye,haishigexiamiandeneige,jingeertounanrenzhenghaobeikanlegezhengzheyou。”

“啊,真的假的!”

“zheiyetaiexinle,jurantounanren!”

“wojiushuo,songjiameizizheibanshuilingderenzajiubudedaijian,yuanshibuxihuannvrena!”

“zhenshiyaoshoue,kelianlesongjianeiyatouge。”

“……”

wenyan,cunminlishijiuzhakaileguo,buguanpingrilidaijianbudaijiansongyade,quandoujianfengshiduo,zhuanxiangtongqingtale。

chenerdandeniangguoshizaicunkouraolexiaobanquaner,zheihuierganghaohuilai,jianzhezheimeduorenweizaizijiamenkou,yiweijianjidecheng,meiduoxiangjiuyonglijiguorenqun。

jiezhe,jiukaishikutianqiangdideganhaoqilai,“aiyou,yaoshoua,wochenjiashizaoleshenmenie,caiqulenizheimegebuyaoliandejiantizie。”

kejiakuleyihuier,turanjiufaxianzhouweianjingle。