第2章
“qiaonicaxieshouyibucuo，shengyikendingyehenhaoba？”
jingzhizoudaoxiaotangguodetanweiqian，shiqizhuangqiandetiehe，daozaishouli。
“yohe！bucuoa！xiangbudaonigexiaoza.zhong，haitinghuizhuanqiana！”
“xingle，zheixieqian，jiudangjinigouyewo，maibaoyanle。”
dianliangshoulijishikuaiqian，gouyeneishiyidiandoubukeqidewangdoulichuai。
zhoubianguolaibushaokanrenaoderen，dansheidoubuganzhanchulaibangxiaotangguoshuohua。
zheijiahuoshifujinchulemingdedipiliumang，sheiyebuganzhaoreheduoguanxianshi。
zhiganzaibeidilijiaoma，neigouyezhenbushigedongxi，lianxiaohaidouqifu！
kanjianzheiyimu，xiaotangguodeqingxu，dangchangjiubengbuzhule。
biankubianhanjiao，chongshangqubaozhugouyedetui：“buxing！”
“nibaqianhaijiwo！kuaibaqianhaijiwo！zheishiwomamadezhibing……”
xiaotangguoyoulayouche，chaonaodegouyeerduofaming。
turan，tachaozhegouyededatui，henhendeyaoshangyikou！
“a！”zheikebagouyejitengde，naonudeyongliyishuai。
“滚**！”
zheixiaotangguo，nadingdezhugechengnianrendeliliang！
beihenhendeshuaizaidishang，haimeilaidejihuanshangkouqi……
gouyejingzhizoulai，yijiaocaitahoubei，shenshoujiuqitatoufa，ehenshengshuo。
“youniangshengmeidiejiaodegouza.zhong，ganyaolaozi？！xinbuxinlaozinongsini！”
xiaolianbeienzaizangluandedishang，wunichanzazhecibichouweiyongrubijian，**deyanleihualaladeliu。
kuhanzheyonglizhengzhajixia，faxiangenbenmeiyoubanfa……
zaigouyedejiaoxia，tajiuxiangshigedengsidexiaomayi。
zheiyimu，luozaixuqingyanzhong，xiangshiyoubadaozi，henhenzhazaixintou，zuoyouguacengjixia！
datajishiqijiubuzaishenbian，tianzhidaozhangzheimeda，chileduoshaokubeiduoshaorenqifuguo！
caihuizailiuqisuidenianji，chulaibangrencaxieweisheng，zhengneimejimaoyikuaidexinkuqian……
xiangdaozheili，nuhuozhongshaodexuqing，heizheliantuikairenqun。
“heiya，zhenyoubupasidea？**……”
kanjianyourenganchutou，gouyezhengxianglengchaoliangju，ranerhuahaimeishuowan……
崩！
shaguodadequantou，henhendezazaitadecelianshang！
neigouyejingranbeidadecongyuandi，paofeileqilai！
xuqingbaochichuquanzitai，cike……tashuangyantonghong，qidehunshendouzaizhandou！
shouqiandewanyier！gandongwonver？！zhaosi！！！
哐当！
gouyehenshuaizaidishang，**ladetengtong，rangtaziyaliezuidaochoujikouliangqi。
“**de！ganguanlaozixianshi？！”
“jingeerlaozibunongsini，gennixing！”
zaizheimeduorenweiguanzhong，juranzhenyourenganchutou，haibubatajifangyanli！
gouyedunshiyouxiuyounudeqichongguolai，huiqiquantouzaxiangxuqingdehounaoshao。
suixingerlaidesiji，lianseweibianjiuyaochongchuquzulan……
“shaoshuainengjiejue，tazhengqitoushangni。”zaipangdelinxiaoxi，ganmangshenshoulanzhu。
jiuzaiweiguandequnzhong，jichutoudexuqingmoai，resheibuhaofeideshigouyeshi……
啪！
zhijian，xuqingtouyebuhui，fanshouzhuazhuzalaidequantou！
gouyedangchanglengzhule，zenmekeneng？！
zheiyiquanlianniudoudingbuzhu，yanqianzheigexiaozi……danshoujiezhu？！
turan，xuqingshenxingyihuang，yijisaotangtuibagouyejifangdao！
shuaizaidishangdegouye，qiangrenhoubeidejutong，gangyaozhengzhaqilai……
turan，zhenggerenzhengzhule。
zhijianxuqingmianwubiaoqing，jugaolinxiadefushizheta。
眼中闪烁杀意！
buzhiweiheneixinfanqiyizhong，shuobuchudehuangluan……
ranggouyebuyouzizhude，henhendedalegehanzhan！
啪！
xuqinghaobuliuqingdetaiqijiao，hencaizaitazuoshoushang。
嘶！
zaitachitongdeshunjian——kaca！
qingcuidesuilieshengxiangqi，shouwanchuanlaiyizhenjutong！
“啊！！”
rangtalianseshunjiancanbai，fachushazhushengbanjiaohan。
zheiyiqie，qianhoubuguoduanduanjimiaozhong！
weiguandequnzhongjianzhuang，fenfenshidaochouliangqibuzhi！
tajingran，bagouyedeshou，jiyijiaocaiduanle！！
jinguandajiabeiheleyitiao，dansheiyejueduitakelian。
zheizhongzharenzaojiuyinggaibeirenhenhendejiaoxunyidunle！
啪叽。
gouyeyibiancanjiao，yibianzhengzhahoutui。
shensecanbai，naomenshangquanshidoudadehanzhu。
nuhuozhongshaodexuqing，zenhuiqingyidefangguota！
shangqianjibubatalanxia，zaigouyedejingkongzhushizhong，lenglengdeshuo。
“niyongzheizhishou，chewonverdetoufa，wobangnijifeile……”
“shenme？ninver？！”
gouyerendoukuaishale，neixiaoyezhonghainengbengchugedielai？！
“duile，sheitixingxiawo，gangcaitashiyongneizhijiao……”
“caidewonver。”xuqingmianwubiaoqingdelengshengshuo。
bujinranggouyelenghanzhiliu，lianbianshangweiguandeyeshilianseyibai。
他，什么意思？
xuqingyongxingdong，gaosutamen……shenmeyisi。
sijifeichangshiqu，zaipangjianlaiyigenmugun，dijixuqing。
“ni，nixiangganshenme？！nibieluanlai！zhibuzhidaowo……”
kanjianxuqingzhuazhemugun，gouyezaishayezhidaotayaozuoshenme。
haipadequanshendouzaiduosuo，huangdelianhuadoushuobulisuole。
cikedexuqing，zaitayanzhong……
wanrushigesuomingegui，jiaorendaxindimaogusongran！
啪！
bujigouyebajiaoxiaodehuashuowan，xuqingbukeqidechaoqimugun！
henzazaitadezuotuishang，dangjigouyejiufachusixinliefeidecanjiao！
“啊！！”
biaoqingzhengningqietongkudeniuqu，youruyizhangbaizhisidefeichangnankan。
“wozaiwenyibian，nishiyongnatiaotui，bawonvercaizaidishang！”
hualuo，xuqingyoushiyigun，zazaigouyedezuotuishang。
tazhidaogouyeyongdenatiaotui，danjiushiyaozhongfuneijuhua！
“gaosuwo，niyongdenatiaotui，jiwonvercaizaidishang！”
啪——
又是一棍。
“shizuotui，shizuotui……”
tuibuchuanlaideduanliejutong，ranggouyetengdejingshenhuanghu，jingranchundaohuidale！
dedaohuidadexuqing，yanzhongshanguoyimohense，shuangshouzhuazhemugunhenhenqiaoxia！
zheiyixia，tameiyouliuli，zhijiebagouyedezuoxiaotuijidabianxing，duanle。
duanjiaozhitong，rangtacanjiaobuchusheng，gouyezheixiazi……pashichengsigoule。
jianciyimu，weiguandequnzhong，wuyibushichengmujieshedelenghanzhiliu！
这个家伙是谁啊？！
zheitiaojieshenmeshihou，lailezheimehenrena！
“bie，biedale……wocuo，cuole，raowotiaogoumingba！”
qiushengdebenneng，ranggouyefangxiajiazi，beihaodekaikouqiurao。
zaibukaikouqiurao，tianxiaodezheimegehenren，huijixuzuoshenme！
kexi，cikexuqingyijingdongleshaxin，raoleta？
baxiaotangguocaizaijiaoxiashi，zenmemeixiangraoleta！！
狗爷今天必须死！