cishi,gongsilichulewangzhilongyiwai,haiyoushijigezhiyuan,zheixierenyoudangshiheyexingjianyiqigandelaoren,yeyouyexingjianzouhoucaijingongsidexinren。
dabufenren,doumiandaiyeyu,qihongdaxiao,kanzhewangzhilongzhuonongyexingjian。
yexingjianzailaideshihouyijingzuohaolebeizheiqunxiaorenwakuzhuonongdezhunbei,zhoulezhoumeihou,meiyoushuoshenme,chenzhelianjiangneigenyanzhechengliangban,saijinlezuili。
kusedeyansi,guolvzuidemianhua,haiyouzhideweidao,hunchengyituan,yexingjianzhouzhemeitou,yingshengshengjiangzheigenyanjiaosuiyanlejinqu。
“zheixiakeyileba?”yexingjianchenshengwendao。
“biejiya,lailailai,wojinijieshaoyixiagongsixinlaidejigetongshi。”
wangzhilongchongzheyexingjiandeliantuchuyikouyanwu,lanzheyexingjiandejianbang,jiangtadaidaojigexinzhiyuanmianqian,xiaoxixidejieshaodao:
“lai,dajiadoutingyixiashoushangdegongzuo,wojinimenjieshaoyixiawomenzhongjiangshiyoumingdeqingniancaijun。”
“zheiweiyexingjian,keshidangchuqinghekejiyouxiangongsidezhuchuangren,shangyirendelaozong。”
“danzheibushizuizhuyaode,zuizhuyaodeshi,zheiweiyezong,shiqunianhongdongwomendabangezhongjiangshidexiaojiashangmennvxu!”
“tangtangqichinaner,jingranbeizongwangzu,paoqujibierenjiadangchongxiyongdeshangmennvxu,jinvrenxijiaoduanniao,liangeyongrendouburu,zheiweiyezongkeshiwomenzhongjiangshideqitanya!”
众人哄堂大笑。
youyigezeimeishuyandejiahuo,xiaoxixidewendao:“yezong,nipingrilizainilaopojiali,shishuidibanni,haishishuigouwoni?”
“xiaocao,shuohuazhuyidian!”yigenanzizhanqishenlai,hechileyiju。
zhongrenjieshiyileng,yexingjianyeshiyouxiechayidekanleyangainanzi。
raner,xiayimiao,neinanzijiuyilianlengxiaozheshuo:“yezongnayouzigehegouxiangtibinglun?tadaoshixiangzhugouwo,tapeima?”
“哈哈哈……”
zhongrenzheicaifanyingguolai,zaicihongtangdaxiaoqilai,yourenpengfuzhibuqiyao,yourenzexiaochuleyanlei。
yexingjianchenzhelian,niutoudao:“wangzhilong,keyileba,bangwojiaoyixiawutianyu!”
wangzhilongyangtou,nabikongduizheyexingjian,zhigaoqiyangdewendao:“wuzongkebushishenmeamaoagoudounengjiande,nizhaowuzongshenmeshi?”
“jieqian,woxuyaobawankuaiqian。”
“ha?jieqian?”wangzhilongshangxiadaliangleyiyanyexingjian,guaijiaodao:“nijixiaojiadangshangmennvxu,ruanfanchideneimexiang,haixuyaochulaijieqianhua?”
pangbianyourendaqudao:“kenengshiyezongruanfanchiduole,oueryexiangchiliangdunyingde。”
youyouyirenshuodao:“wojuedeshiyezongquezheyitiaotui,sihoubushufutalaopo,suoyixianzailianruanfandouchibudaole。”
yexingjianduizheixiehuachongerbuwen,weiweidixiatou,dao:“woxiaoyidebingqingyanzhongle,xianzaibixuzuohualiaobaoming,wangzhilong,qiuqiuni,bangwojiaoyixiawutianyu。”
“qiuren,jiugaiyougeqiurendeyangzi。”
wangzhilongcongyipangdebangongzhuoshang,naqiyigehuaping,kacayisheng,zasuizaidi。
ranhouzhizheneiyidisuibolipian,duiyexingjiandao:“guixia,kesangexiangtou,zhiyaonitaiduhao,wokeyibangnixiangwuzongqiuqing,shuoliangjuhaohua,rangtajieqianjini。fouze,nibiexiangcongwuzongzheilijiedaoyifenqian!”
yexingjianxiangdaoxiaoyi,yaoleyaoya,guizaileneiyidibolisuipianshang。
shuangxicitong,xianxueliuchu,tatongdehunshenzhandou,dahanlinli,queshiyishengbuhang。
wangzhilonghahadaxiao:“ketou!”
yexingjianjinyaoyaguan,huanhuanwanyaoketou。
一个,两个,三个。
sangetou,kediaoleyexingjianneixinjincundezizun。
jiuzaiyexingjiankewandisangetou,dasuanzhiqishenlaideshihou,zaoyouzhunbeidewangzhilong,queshiyijiaocaidaoletadehounaoshaoshang,jiangtajicaidepazailedishang。
“haha!yexingjian,nizheige**,zenmezheimetianzhenni?renjiashuochiyiqianzhangyizhi,kenizenmeyidianjiaoxundoubuzhangni?”
“nijuede,wuzonghuijinizheigefeiwujieqianma?woyiweinikejigetou,wojiuhuijinizheigefeiwushuohaohua,rangwuzongjinijieqian?”
“youbawankuaiqian,wogenwuzongnaquyezonghui,dianyigehuangjiataocanbuhaoma,weishenmeyaojiejinizheigefeiwu?nixiangshenmeni?”
gongsilidezhiyuanjianci,yeyulengxiao,yilunfenfen。
“doushuogongsishangyirendeyezongshige**,wohaibuxiangxin,xianzaikanlai,haizhenshiyidiandoubujia。”
“shia,wangjinglimingxianshizaizhuonongta,tajingranhaihuixiangxin,zheizhongrendangchujingranhainengkaoshangzhongjiangdaxue,hewuzongyiqichuangye,jianzhijiushiqipa。”
zheishi,gongsizuilimian,yigerengaomada,xizhuanggelvdenanzi,congzongjinglibangongshizoulechulai。
“zenmehuishi,doubuhaohaogongzuo,chaoshenme?”
nanzihuanguzhongren,qiduweiyan,zhengshirujinqinghekejiyouxiangongsidelaozongwutianyu。
wangzhilongheiheixiaodao:“wuzong,yexingjianzheigefeiwu,jingranbuzhihaodaidepaolaiyaogennijieqian,wozhengzaishoushitani。”
tingdaoyexingjiandemingzi,wutianyulianshangluchulengxiao,maibuzouleguolai。
eryexingjianyeshizaitingdaowutianyudeshengyinhou,mengranbaofachuyiguliliang,xianfanlewangzhilong,congdishangpaleqilai。
“wutianyu,woxiaoyijixubawankuaizuohualiao,woqiuqiuni,kanzaidangniandeqingfenshang,jiejiwobawankuai!”
yexingjianshuangxixianxuelinli,yiqueyiguaidelaidaowutianyumianqian,manlianwuzi,wanrusangjiazhiquan,kenqiuzhewutianyu。
dangnianzaixuexiao,yexingjianhewutianyushitongxue,tongqin,zhuzaishangxiapu,qinruxiongdi。
shiyexingjiandaizhewutianyuchuangye,jitajihui,shoubashoudejiaota,batacongyigezhizhidaomaitoukuxuedeshudaizi,peiyangchengleqianjingdahaodegongsifuzong。
neishihou,wutianyuyizhibayexingjiandangdagekandai,weiyexingjiananqianmahou!
shijishangqueshiyizhiweibushudebaiyanlang,biaomiangongshun,beidilizaoyibaozanghuoxin。
erjin,liangrenzaizheigelianshouchuanglidegongsilimian,xiangduierli。
yexingjianshenwufenwen,langbeibukan。
shizhonghaishirenrenchaoxiaodeshangmennvxu,chiruanfandesiquezi。
wutianyuzechuandaishehua,qidulingren。
zaizhonghaishijianjianshengmingqueqi,chengdeshangshiyishicaijun。
“yexingjian,nizhidaowoweishenmejiakongni,baniganchugongsima?”
wutianyukanzhemianqianzheigelangbeibukandelaodage,zuijiaoqinzhelengxiao,huanhuankaikou。
“daxueyinianjideshihou,woxihuandeyangruwen,xihuanzheni。”
“xuenianmowomendechengjibuxiangshangxia,jiangxuejinbengaiyouwodeyifen,xilingdaoqueyinweinidejiajinggengjiapinkunyixie,xuanzejileni。”
“niyiweiwodangchugenzhenichengxiongdaodi,zhendeshibeinizhefu?”
“qishiwocongyikaishi,xiangdejiuzhishiqinshougaokuani!”
“danwobuhuizainiyishiwuchengdeshihougaokuani,ershixuanzezainiyousuochengjiudeshihou,zaigaokuani,zheiyangnicainengshuaidegengcan,shuaidegengteng!”
yexingjianzhouqilemeitou,buxiangjijiaozhiqiandeshishifeifei,zheigeshihoutazhixiangjiedaobawankuai,jixiaoyizhibing。
yexingjianchenshengdao:“yiqiandeenyuan,wobuxiangzaishuole,nijiejiwobawan,yiqiandeshi,womenyibigouxiao!yaozhidao,nishuashouduannazouwodeneixiegufen,jiazhiqianwan!”
wutianyujifengdao:“kanlainidaoxianzaihaimeixiangmingbai,nixiaoyishizenmederuxianaide。”
“nishenmeyisi?”yexingjianmeitouyizhou。
yexingjianlengxiaodao:“wodangchutiantianjinihenixiaoyidaishiwu,niyiweizhendeshichuyuyifanhaoxin?nizheiliangniannandaojiumeiyouchaguo,nvrenzhangqichishenmedongxi,rongyiyinfaruxianaima?nihaizhenshidanchundekepaya!”
“**nima,nidouzuolexieshenme!”yexingjianliansekuangbian,baonurulei,shuangmupenhuo,yibajiuzhulewutianyudeyiling!
wutianyuyijiaojiangyexingjianchuaifanzaidi,zhengningdao:“wozhidao,nixiaoyishinizheibeiziweiyideqinren,xiangrangnibeishoudaji,ziranshicongtashenshangxiashougengjiaheshi。”
“wonulilezheimeduonian,jiushiweilerangniyanzhengzhengdekanzheweiyideqinrensidiao!”
“suoyi,woxianzaizenmekenengjinijiebawan,rangninaqujitahualiao?”
yexingjianmanqiangyuanfen,dingzhewutianyudeyanshenchongmanlenuhuo,henbudejiangwutianyudangchangyaosi!
“老子杀了你!!”
raner,haibudengyexingjianpaqilai,jiubeipangbiandewangzhilongdengrenhelijizaicichuaifanzaidi。
wutianyuhuishouxialingdao:“batadelingyitiaotuiyedaduan,ranhourengchuqu,woyaotakanzheweiyidezhiqinbeibingtongzhemoersi,zaiyewufazoulu,yibeizishengburusi!”
wangzhilongningxiaoyisheng,congyipangnachuyigenganmianzhangcuxidegangguan,duizheyexingjiandehaodeneitiaotui,mengdizalexiaqu!
“啊!!”
qilidecanjiao,dengshihuidangzaizhengcengdalou!
taihedalouhoujie,lajidui。
yexingjianmanshenxuewu,tangzailajishangmian,yidongbudong,buzhishengsi。
zhiqianzaigongjiaocheshang,yexingjianrangguozuoweideneigebaifalaozhe,huanhuanlaidaoleyexingjianshenbian。
“好人命多舛。”
“dashanzhiren,jinglidae,fangnengtiwurenshengzhendi。”
“xiaohuozi,niwojiyouyuan,wobiansongniyichangzaohua,songniyifuyinyangshengsitu,congjinwanghou,yishouzhisheng,yishouzhangsi,shengyusi,quanzainiyinianzhijian。”
qingpaogudang,zheikanqilaiyouxieangzangdebaifalaozhe,shenchuyoushou,dizaileyexingjiandeetouzhishang。
yifuheibaitaijitu,rongruleyexingjiandetinei。
xiayike,yexingjianhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,youxiemangrandekanzhelaozhe,yihuobudingdewendao:“laorenjia,nishi,shenxian?”
“wunaiqingfeng,xiaozi,youyuanzaijian。”
laozhedandanyixiao,jiaoxiaqingtai,renbiancongzheipijingwurendexiaoxiangdangzhong,xiaoshibujian。