第1章 傻子

retoutian,gouzicuncunminmangzhedadiandilidezhuangjia,yigegebeizhebeilou,youzouzaizhuangjiadili。

linhaichuanzhegongzhuangku,linzhefeiliaodai,yijiaoyigenikengdezoujindili。

“hei,neishazi,zanmenzheixiehuole,tadaoshilaile。”

“jiushi,zheidazhongwudexiuxi,tacaichuhuo,zheilinjiadashaziyeshigoushade。”

“biexiashuo,rangtasaozitingdaole,keyaomaren。”

zhuangjiadili,yigegetaitoukanzhelinhaizoulai,yijuyouyijudediaokanchaofengshengciqibifu。

gouzicunrendouzhidao,cunliyougeshazi,naozibuhaoshi,ershisuile,haixianggewaziyiyang。

linhaiyibubuguolai,jianrenjiuliezuishaxiao,heheshengtingdeyiqunrenfanqibaiyan。

“de,zanbiekanle,miandezhanleshaqi,huijiachifanqu。”

yigegedadaohuifu,linhaiyemeibatamendangyihuishi,fanzhengtayenongbumingbai。

kangzhefeiliaodaizi,zoudaolezuijintou。

zainei,yikuaibanmubudaodedier,yigeluzhedabanzhangtui,chuanzhedanbochenshan,wanyaoshifei,juemeixiaolianqueshixiandezhuanzhu。

“嫂子。”

linhailiezuixiaoleyisheng,xiandeshalishaqi。

“xiaohailaile,xianzuo,saozibazheiernongwanjiuhuiqujinizuofan。”

saoziyitaitou,linhaiyeshikandelenghu,hanzhugunluo,shunzhejingzhidelianjiaohuaxia,shunzhebaixidebozijingzhiluoxiangdimian。

linhaizuozaiyipang,lianshangyijiudaizheshaxiao,sihuzheishijianmeishenmeshibuhaoxiaodeyiyang。

meiyihuier,saozizuowanlehuo,zoushangdigeng,zuozailelinhaishenbian。

yibianchuanxi,yibianlachezhechenshan,zheiyangxiandeliangkuaijifen。

kejiuzheilachededongzuo,luchulebaixidebojing。

zheiyaoshihuanlebieren,zhipayanjingdouzhile,kezailinhaiyanli,haiburutianlidenibayouyisi。

saozikanzhelinhai,yanlidaizhejifenaichou,mingmingshenqianglizhuang,zhangdeyeshijun,kejiuzheinaoziqueshi……

或许美中不足吧!

wanxiyisheng,zhengyaoqishenshouzhedongxi,quebuzhiyishuangshouyixiaziconghoulanzhulesaozideyaozhi。

zheiyixia,hedesaozizhenggerenjinghuleqilai。

niutouyikan,dangjiliansedabian。

“chen,chenlaipi,ninixiangzuoshenme!”

conghouzhuazhusaozide,shigouzicundechenlaipi,yuanmingchenshidao,weirenlaipiwuli,toujimogoudeshiermeishaozuo,gouzicunwurenbuzhi。

zheijiahuoyeshidianxingdeselang,cunlibushaonvxingzaotadushou。

“zuosha?lichunchun,nishuowonenggansha?”

陈赖皮笑眼。

jianzheishitou,lichunchundangjizhengzhaqilai,kegangmangwanhuo,zaojiulijiedeta,nayouzheifenliliang,hekuangshigenyigenanren。

linhaikanzhechenlaipiqifuzhesaozi,zuilishahuhudexiaozhe,yanliqueshimanmandedaiqilefennu。

“你放开嫂子!”

linhaidaizhexiaoshengsideshuo,zheijiashineishishenmezuzhi,fanershizaixingzailehuo。

“gunyibianqushazi,zaiganguolaiwodasini。”

“madefangzhezheimegenvrenzaishenbian,nijiuzhidaoshaxiao。”

chenlaipiyilianhentiebuchenggangdeyangzi,keshoushangdedongzuoqueshibudaitingzhi。

lichunchunzhenggerenxiuhongzhelian,yanlileihuafanlan,zhenggerenxinrusihui,xiangqizijiyilukanke,rujinyouyuzheizhongshier。

lichunchunshenzhidanxin,danxinzijichushile,linhaiyigerennengbunenghuoxiaqu。

sihushikanzhelichunchunyanlideleihua,chudongzhelinhai,linhaideshengyinyuelaiyueda,hedechenlaipiyitiao。

“madeshazibizui!zaijiaolaozinongsini!”

“你还叫!”

wulunchenlaipizenmema,linhaizhangzhezuijiushidajiao,chenlaipishengparerenguolai,wunaizhihaosongkaililichunchun,ketongshi,tayeduilinhaiqileshaxin。

zijihaoburongyizhaodaozheimegejihui,nanengbeiyigeshazijidaduanle?

zhuaiqinongju,chenlaipiyixiachaozhelinhaizaleguoqu。

zheilinhaiyeshisha,lengshibuduo,kanzhechutouzazaitoushang,wengdeshengxiang,bansuizhechitong,queyebukubunao,fanerjiaodeshengyingengda。

chenlaipiyiting,gengshinaohuo,madeshazi,zhenxiangsibucheng?

老子今儿成全你!

chenlaipiyuefaxionghen,xiashouzhongduyeshihaobuliuqing。

jielianjixia,linhaitoupoxueliu,shuangshouyeshipikairouzhan,zhenggerenxianxuelinli,shenshiheren。

kedaodishishazi,xiangshibuzhidaotongyiyang,haizaijiaohuanzhe。

lichunchunbenlengyankanzhe,kejianlinhaideyangzi,youlianxiangtadezhuangkuang,xintouxintengleqilai。

“chenlaipinizhushou!zaixiaquniyaodasitale!”

lichunchunshangqiantuizhechenlaipi,kechenlaipiwudasancu,tanatuidedong?

yigeshazibuzhisihuo,yigeniangmenaishouaijiao,chenlaipidunshifanzaoqilai,zhuanshenyijiaozhijiebalichunchunchuaijinledili。

zheiyixia,linhaizhenggerendexiaoshengzhizhule,toushangdecitongxunhuanzhe,buduanjiaju。

kanzhelichunchunmanshenniba,zaikanchenlaipi,buzhizenme,linhaizhenggerenhuoranqishen,jianshuotige,chaneirangchenlaipibianchengleaigezi。

tuwuqilaidelinhai,yeshihelechenlaipiyitiao,zhengyaoshuaishouzaqu,queshibeilinhaiyibawozhu。

“我说不要打她!”

meiyouxiaosheng,meiyoushaqi,querdaizhishidichen,xingrupaoxiao,rangchenlaipilengzhu。

“nizheichoushazi,wokannizhenshibuzhisihuole!”

“de,laozijintianchengquanni,kannimingyouduoying!”

chenlaipihenxinxialai,zaidushuaiqichutouchaozhelinhaitoushangzaqu。

beizaleneimeduoci,pianpianhaiyifushenglonghuohudeyangzi,chenlaipixintoujuedexiemen,kexiashouyidianyebumahu。

zhishizheiyiza,queshijubenfanzhuan,linhaiyibakouzhulechutou,rangchenlaipiyagendongbule,fanshouqiangguo,shunjianfanzalechuqu。

qingkejian,chenlaipizhenggerendaofeilechuqu,yigedaochacongzaijinletuli。

buzhisihuo,yemeigeshengqi。

lichunchunhehuaile,dengdayanjingkanzhelinhai,yishijianbuzhisuocuo。

“hehe,saozi,mei,meishile……”

xiaozheshuowan,quehongrandaodibuqi。

kanzhelinhaidaoxia,lichunchunneigudeshangchenlaipisihuo,shangqianfuqilinhaiganmanglikai。

mentoudaoxiadelinhai,bingmeiyouhunmiguoqu,zhishinaodailitaiduodongxiduiji,rangtajingshenyouxiechengshoubuzhu。

“dachengchengjiu,sharenshafu,kaiqilingqiao,fuyujidaoyishu。ruodachenggengduochengjiu,zejiesuogengduonengli。”

“jidaoyishu?fuyuchaoranyishu,yongyouwuxiankeneng,zheishishenmedongxi?”

linhaixintounannanziyu,zhiganjuewushupangzadejiyiyixiaziyongrunaohaizhong,rutonghongshuijuedi,lingtatoutengyulie。

tamingminghaiyouyishi,danshuobulehua,yezuobulerenhedongzuo,wanruxingshizourou。