第3章
woxiachegangguanshangchemen，yeyuzhibianpobujidaidiqidongcheliang，shuangkuaidiliujiwoyituancibideweiqi。
zheilishicuntucunjindeyuanqu，genbenmeirenhuibuxingshangban。
yiliangxiaodianlvgujishimeixiangdaohuiyourenbuxingguobanmaxian，zhuanguowan，wanquanmeijiansudigenwozhengmianxiangzhuang。
etoushouzhanghexigaidouyoubutongchengduderuanzuzhicuoshang。
hushibangwochulileshangkou，youyongyiyongjiaodaitielejikuaiwujunshabufangzhiganran，haizixididingzhuwo：
“wanshanghuijiajiubashabujiele，fangbianshangyao，jiebaqianqianwanbuyaozhanshui。”
dachequgongsidelushang，nianqingdesijishifujiazheliangbushouji，yibudaohang，yibuzhenghaozaikanlinmingyudezhibo。
yipaipaidedanmudouzaiguanxinlinmingyudeshentizhuangkuang。
“xiexiedajiaguanxinwo~fangxinhaola，woxianzaiyijingmeineimenanshoule，yinweiyuzhijiexiangchaorenyiyanghenkuaijiulaile，wodexinjiuandingla。”
“meiyou~meiyougenyuzhijiebiaobai，womenbushineizhongguanxi，dajiabuyaoluanshuola~yuzhijiejiushihenshanlianghenshanliang，duiwohenhaohenhao~”
zainanshengwenroudongshideshengyinli，wodepingmushangtiaochuliangtiaoxinxi。
“zhouchengze，zhulishuoshangwudenimeiqushangwudexiangmucehuahui？nipaonaerqule？yiqieyigongshiweixian，zheiyeyaowojiaonima？”
“rangnizouyiduanlueryi，nijiuyaoshuapiqiliaotiaozile？！”
zilixingjiandenuqihebunaifan，henbudechongpopingmupudaowolianshang。
wohuaiyitayoushuangzhongrenge，buranbuhuibaqubieduidaibiaoxianderucilinlijinzhi。
wanshang，woduizhejingzihuanhaoyao，tuozheyitiaoshangtuitangzaishafashangzhuiju。
menkouxiangqizhiwenjiesuodeshengyin，jinjiezhejiushiyeyuzhichaofengdeshengyin：
“haiyiweinibanineichoupiqigaile，zheijitianguaidebuxianghua，yuanlaishibiezhejiwozangedadeni？”
dagaishiwoyidongbudongdebeiyingrenuleta，yeyuzhichongdaodianshimianqianyonglidiguandiaodianyuan：
“zhouchengze，nidenaozishibeigouchilema？！zheishigedianyingxiangmushibenzhenajiangqude，nizhidaotuichiyitianyaoduohuaduoshaoqianma？！”
wohaishimeidongyemeichusheng，jingjingdikanzhetaturandingzaiyuandi。
tahuyidikanleyiquanwoetoushangzhengningdeshanghen，haiyouliangzaiwaimiandeshouzhouhexigai，cuqimeitou：
“怎么回事？”
woyingzhetademuguang，buxianbudandihuida：
“xiaowenti，shangbanlushangbeichezhuangleeryi。”
yeyuzhizhalezhayanjing，turanshoulianleliqi，zouguolaichakanwodeshangkou：
“chuchehuodoubuzhidaojiwodagedianhua？”
wocongtashoulichouhuishou，qingpiaopiaodikaikou：
“xiaoshangeryi，sibuleren，erqienihaimangzhezhaoguyirendeshentizhuangkuang。”
可笑的马后炮。
zuishangshuodehaoting，duoshaocile，dadianhuajitazhihuidedaoyidunbuwenyuanyoupitougailiandezemaeryi。
yeyuzhizaojiubuguanxinwohuibuhuiyudaoshenmeweixianle。
beishangleneimeduoci，zaibuzhidaokendingjiaobulaita，neiwoyezhenshichundewukejiuyaole。
yeyuzhiduizheijuhuagewaimingan，tahudizhanqishen，fushizhewolengxiao：