第1章,我升官了,离婚吧

“什么,离婚?”

guanzhifengdengdayanjing,kanzheyanqianfubaimaomeideqizinifangfang,yishinanyizhixin。

jintian,shiqizirongshengjihaishizhengyangxianchengguanzhenzhenzhangderizi。

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bujinyuxiongqiandehuaduojibuxiediao,jiulianxianchangdeqifenyeshunjianjiangdaolebingdian。

meidengguanzhifengmingbaizheibingshuangdeyuanyou,jiutingnifangfanglenglengdidao:

“guanzhifeng,womenlihunba。”

tayishimeifanyingguolai,zheicaizhuiwen。

nifangfangmeizhijiehuida,qishencongkuabaoli,nachuyifendayinhaodeliangyezhi,liantongyizhibidiudaotamianqian。

yafenglijichujigezi:“lihunxieyi,qianba。”

我去,来真的啊!

guanzhifengshoulidexianhuahedangao,tuiranluodi。

tashiqiliangzhangzhi,feikuaidikanwan。

果然是离婚协议书。

shangmianheranxiezhedeliyou:ganqingbuhe。

shenmegoupiganqingbuhe,shizhiweibuheba?

nanrenfacailehuanlaopo,nvrenshengguanlejiuxiulaogong?

suiranzaoyouzhengzhao,dantaxinlirengbaozhexiwang:

“laopo,nilaizhende,weishenme?”

nifangfangbailetayiyan,buzaishuohua,zhijiezuozaiyizishang。

shenshangyizhishenshouguanzhifengxiaideliangge**tao,suizhihenhendizhanlejixia。

zheirangtayishiyanhua,shouxinlisihuyoulerouruandeganjue。

“yoyoyo,haiweishenme?kuaikankana,wonangfeikaishizhuangshale!”

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baijingmianpisanjiaoyan,yifujianzuihousaimoyang,pingzhelaodiedeguanxi,caipadaojintianzheigeweizhi。

“wolaigaosuniweishenme?”

zheijiahuozhanqishen,duodaoguanzhifengmianqian,yongjiazheyandeshou,zhizhetadebizidao:

“nigexiaobanshiyuan,liangetongjishujudouzhengbumingbai。haidezhenshangbaodaoxianlidecailiaochuxianzhongdapilou,wangxianzhangcaiyongnimendeshuju,zaixianghanshizhanghuibaoshidangchangaipi。”

“weici,zhenshangjilenitingzhijianchadechufen,zheishinihaixiangmanduojiu?”

guanzhifengbiziyiheng,“jiuweizhei?duodadepishi……”

“goule,nigefeiwu,haiduodadepishi,wokannijiuxianggepi。”

gaoshengduanhede,shizhuweishangdeyuemuyangmeijuan。

renruqiming,yuemusuandeshangshigemeiguafu。jinniansishiliusui,jieguoliangcihun,shengyanglesangenver,gegechuluodetingtingyuli、shifenxijing。

gengyaomingdeshi,suiyuesihumeizaitashenshangliuxiaduoshaoyinji。baixidelianshangnanjianzhouwen,shoubayaojiamanhuatui,kanshangqujiuxiangershijisuiyiyang。

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ernvernifangfangyehenyaoqiang,qianfangbaijizuanyingshitu。

jigeyueqian,zaiyicijiedaishilingdaolaizhenlikaochadeguochengzhong,shenweipaimingdiwufuzhenzhangdeta,jushuodedaoshilingdaodechuiqing,jijingyunzuozhongyumairuzhengkexinglie。

zuirangtabumanyide,jiushizheigefeiwuernvxuguanzhifeng。wunianlai,pazaipianyuandeshahezhendangzhengbandebanshiyuanweizhishanghunrizi。

liangrenjiehunsannianduo,yangmeijuankanguanzhifengyuelaiyuebushunyan,yizhiquanernverhezheigefeiwulihun。

jintianzhengzhinifangfangrongshengzhenzhang,dezhiguanzhifengzaizheigejieguyanshangshoulechufen,gengshiqibudayichulai。zhijierangnifangfangqicaoxieyi,jieshuzheichangbupingdengdehunyin。

cike,jianguanzhifenghaishiyiliandewanshibugong,qibudayichulai:

“guanzhifeng,nigefeiwu。womenjiafangfanggangjinbu,nijiulaituohoutui,daodiandeshenmexin?”

yipangdedayizi,xiandianshitaidedangjiazhuchinibingbing,yechenjishanfengdianhuo:

“womenjiafangfangyijingshizhenzhangle,kenini?yigexiaobanshiyuan,genbenjiubushiyigejieji,nizenmepeideshangta。”

guanzhifengzuiyipie:“liangkouziguorizi,xuyaoanzhiweianpaizhentouma,neiwanyinengdangfanchi?”

qizinifangfangwenyanliumeiyili:“nihaizaizheierjiaobian?”

“tingdaderen,buqiushangjin。zhengtianpengzheshoujichuledayouxi,jiushikanxiaodianying。heniyiyangjiaodabiyedetongxue,nayigebushihundefengshengshuiqide。”

“jiushuohezantongyiniankaogongdeneipiba,zuidiyeshigefukejishizhileba,kenini?haizaizuidicenghunrizi。”

“youqishizheicishouchufen,weishenmemanzhewo?”

guanzhifengmianqiangduichuxiao:“laopo,zheishierwomeidasuanmanni,woyeshijintianxiawuganggangjiedaodechufentongzhi。yixiangjintianshinidedaxirizi,benlaixiangdengguolejintianzaigaosuni。”

“qishi,zheijianshishizheiyangde……”

nifangfangdaduandao:“nibuyongjieshi,wobuxiangting。guanyunidebushangjin,womenzhenglunyebushiyitianliangtianle。”