“niyaoshizaiganwangqianyibu，wozhenjiubanirengchuqule。”
lijinmingtingdaoerbianzheibushuangdeshengyin，yihuitoujiukandaolinzeyilianshengqidezhanzaitashenhou，neizhangliandoukuaitiedaozijilianshangle，jingdetamengdixianghoutuileyibu。
“你怎么还在这？”
lijinmingtuokouerchu，yanzhongtoulubukesiyi，zijimingmingdouminglingbaoanbataganchuqule。
linzelisuodangrandeshuodao：“woshibeitangyilianbao-yangdexiaobailian，buzaizheinengquna？fanershini，ganjingunchuqu，biebiwofahuo。”
“baoan，baoan，ganjinbatajirengchuqu！”
lijinmingzichishenfenziranbukenenggenlinzeyibanjianshi，huhanzhebaoanguolai，jieguojiukandaogangcaineijigebaoan，xianggemutourenyiyangzhanzaiyuandi，wensibudong。
“niduitamenzuoleshenme？weishenmetamendoubudongle。”
lijinmingzhiwenzhelinze，gangcaijigemingmingshizhunbeibalinzerengchuqu，jieguoyizhuanyanjiubianchengzheiyang，kendingshitaduijigebaoandongleshoujiao。
qiantaijiedaiyeshiyilianhaoqidekanzhelinze，gangcaitamingmingkandaojigebaoandouzhunbeidongshoule，jieguolinzejiuzaitamenmeigerenshenshangdianleyixia，zheixierenjiuhaoxiangshibeishizhanledingshenfayiyang，bianchenglemutouren。
“做了什么？”
linzexianglexiang，henrenzhendeshuodao：“woshenmedoumeizuo，zhishitamenbeiwodeshuaiqisuozhefu，zhengzaiditousiguoni。”
放屁！
haibeinishuaiqisuozhefu，shuochulaisheixin？
buguolijinmingjuedelinzezheixiaozixiemendehen，buxiangzaigentadajiaodao，zhuanshenjiuxianglikai。
“wodoushuole，nizaiwangqianyibu，wojiubanirengchuqu，nizenmejiubutingni。”
linzeyilianbuman，yigejianbudangzailijinmingdeqianmian。
lijinmingyouxiehuangluandekanxianglinze，hechidao：“nixiangganshenme？”
“ganshenme，ziranshiyaobanirengchuqu。”linzeshenchushouxiangzhelijinmingzhuaqu。
“QNMB！”
lijinmingzheishihoukegubudebaochishenmeshenshifengdu，yizhishoubaohua，erlingyizhishouwoquanhenhendexiangzhelinzezalai。
qiantaijiedaikanzhezheiyimu，kouzhongrenbuzhufachuyishengjinghu，xiayishidebishangyan，yinweitatingshuozheilijinmingbujinyouqian，haishigetaiquandaoheidai，yizhangnengdasuisiwukuaibanzhuan，zheiyiquandazailinzedelianshang，haibubazheizhangshuaiqidemiankongjidahuirongle？
guoleliangsanmiao，xiangxiangzhongdecanjiaoshengbingmeiyouchuxian，shitanxingdezhengkaiyanjing，kanguoqu，xiangxiangzhonglinzebeidademianmuquanfeidechangmianbingmeiyouchuxian，zhijianlijinmingdequantouzaijulilinzehaibudaoshilimidedifang，beilinzedanglexialai，linzeyilianshengqideshuodao：“nijingrangandawodelian，woshiyaodangxiaobailianderen，yaokaolianchifan，nizheishizawofanwan，shikerenshubukeren。”
lijinmingzheishihouyeyouxielengshen，haoxiangmeixiangdaozijidegongjihuibeilinzedangxialai，ranerjiuzaizheigeshihou，linzeyijiaochuaizailijinmingdeduzishang。
唔！
turanshoudaogongji，lijinmingzhiganjueduzilifanjiangdaohai，yizhanglianbianchenglezhuganse，liangzhishouwuzheduzi，huanhuandeshuangxiguidi，yinweitengdeliancanjiaoshengdoufabuchulai。
qiantaijiedaikandaozheiyimudoujingdaile，xiayimiaonaodaijiuhongleyisheng，miansetubian，buhaole，chudashile，lijinmingzaitangshijituanbeirendale，yushilianmangdadianhuatongzhitangyiliandemishu，zheijianshikongpazhiyoutangdongqinzhicainenganfulijinming。
shuangxiguizaidishang，jiejinyifenzhong，lijinmingcaijuededuzibuzaineimenanshou，fennudehoudao：“**，woyaodasini。”
ranerjiuzaizheigeshihou，dongshizhangzhuanyongdediantihurandakai，yigeershiduosuidenvrenzoulechulai，fusebaixiruzhi，jifushengxue，chuanzheyitaozhiyezhuang，luchubaixidedatui，gengxianrongsejueli，meiyanbukefangwu，bukezhishi，zheijiushitangshijituandedongshizhang——tangyilian，erzaitashenhouzegenzheliangmingshouchiwenjianjiademishu，zheilianggemishushishuangbaotai，zhangdedouchabuduo，erqieyehenpiaoliang，zhishigenzaitangyiliandeshenhou，buneimexianyan。
lijinmingkanzhezouchulaidetangyilian，miansemingxianbianle，juedeyouxiediuren，zijizuilangbeideyimianjingranbeitangyilianjikandaole，erzheiyiqiedoushimianqianzheige**haide，sisidedenglelinzeyiyan，qiangxiaodao：“yilian，nilaile！”
linzeniutouyikan，zhuanguotouxingfendeshuodao：“laopo，nizhongyuxialaile。”
“老婆？”
tangyilianshenhoulianggemishutingdaozheigechenghu，shentiyizhenyaohuang，kaishenmewanxiao，zheixiaozinaoziyoubingba，zijilaobanshenmeshihouyoulaogongle？
nazhidaotangyiliankandaolinze，yanranyixiao，shuodao：“laogong！”
咔嚓！
lianggemishu，bu，yinggaishixianchangsuoyourentingdaozheigehuidazhihou，zhiganjueqingtianpili，tangyilianjingranyoulaogongle？
bukeneng，zheijueduibukeneng，zheikendingshizijizaizuomeng！
lijinminggenbenbunengjieshouzheigexianshi，zijizhuiqiuleneimejiudetangyilian，jingranshigeyoufuzhifu，tabuxiangxin。
linzewenyan，yiliandeyidechongzheqiantaijiedaishuodao：“wojiushuowoshiwolaopobao-yangdexiaobailian，nihaibuxin！”
xuanjijiuduizhetangyilianshuodao：“laopo，zheishiwojinimaidemeiguihua，xihuanma？”
lijinmingkandaolinzeshouzhongdemeiguihua，zaiciyouzhongxiangyaotuxuedechongdong，zijijitangyilianmaide99duomeiguihua，buzhidaozenmechuxianzailinzeshoushang，xinzhongzainuhou，zaipaoxiao，neishiwomaide，womaide！
tangyilianyiliantianmideshuodao：“xihuan，zhiyaoshilaogongmaide，wodouxihuan，ati！ati！”
gangshuowan，tangyilianjiuyiliandalehaojigepenti。
tangyilianshenhoudemishuzhangkoushuodao：“tangdongbuxihuanmeigui。”
“tangdongduimeiguihuaguomin。”
……
tamenhuaiyizheilinzezhenshitangyiliandelaogongma，juranliantangyilianduihuaguomindoubuzhidao。
linzeyitingzheihua，zhijiejiangshoulidemeiguihuarengzaidishang，erqiehaihenhendecaileliangjiao，yilianxianqideshuodao：“zheimeiguihuashineige**maide，genwomeiguanxi，wozenmekenengsongjiwolaopomeiguihuazheimetudedongxini？”
tangyiliandelianggemishuwenyan，renbuzhufanlegebaiyan，haiyaobuyaodianlian，gangcaihaishuozheimeiguihuashizijimaide，zhuanyanjiuburenzhangle，tangdongzenmehuixihuanzheizhongyouzuihuashederen？
lijinmingzaiyipangkanzheliangrenhuxiangchenghulaogonglaopo，liansenankandeyibi，haishibuganxiangxindewendao：“yilian，tazhendeshinilaogong？”