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dashuangmanlianwuyu，tahuranfaxianxiaobailianqueshibushishenmerendounengdade，qimaxiangxuhuizheizhongrendangxiaobailian，haizhendejiuzhinengjitangdongdiuren。
linzelanyangyangdeshuodao：“niyoumeiyoubenqian，woshibuzhidao，buguowogankendingnimeiyounaozi，rangnituojiutuo，nishibushisha，jiuzheiyanghaixiangbeibao-yang，haishixianqutaobaodianchongzhidianzhishangzailaiba！”
哈哈！
zhenggejiubazaiyerenbuzhudunshihongtangdaxiaoqilai，zheishijieshangjingranzhendeyouneimeshaderen，jurandangzhongtuokuzi，haiyiliandeyideyangzi。
xuhuiyizhanglianbiandetonghong，shoumangjiaoluandejiangkuzitiqilai，naonudehoudao：“**，nigankengwo，woyaogennidantiao！”
跟我单挑？
linzebaibaishou，shuodao：“woshiyigeyouyadexiaobailian，zenmenengzuochudazhangzheimeculudeshiqinglaini？”
“budajia，nishuoba，bishenmewodoufengpeidaodi，laozijiubuxinle，wotangtangyigefuerdaihuibibuguonigexiaobailian！”xuhuiyilianxinxinmanmandeshuodao。
大双：……
zhouweidechiguaqunzhong：……
gangcaimaosijiushinizheigefuerdaibeirenjiashuadetuantuanzhuan，liankuzidoutuole。
linzemolemoxiabashuodao：“niquedingyaogenwobi？”
“laozijintianjiugennimaoshangle，rangnizhidaonizaiwoxudagongzimianqian，jiushigezhazha！”xuhuiyilianxiaozhangdeshuodao。
dashuangzaiyipangwenyan，lianmangzhizhilinze：“nibunenggentabi，nixianzaidaibiaodeshenfenshitangdong，ruguoshuonishule，neiqibushidaibiaotangdongyanguangtaicha！”
linzemolemoxiaba，shuodao：“bubi，neizenmexing，nanrenshibunengshuobuxingde！”
“对，跟他比！”
“nanrenbunengshuobuxing！”
“男人就得挺着！”
……
jiubaneiderenshuojubuhaotingde，neidoushixiandedantengdezhu，xianzaikandaoyourenaokeyikan，fenfenqihong！
“dui，laozishigezhennanren，laozidayingnile！”linzedao。
dashuangyanqianyihei，jingranzhendayingle，heizhelianshuodao：“neinikexianghaoshiyaobishenme，kebiediulexiaojiedelian！”
linzedadalieliedeshuodao：“fangxinhaole，jirantashuosuiyirangwotiaoxuan，neiwodangranyaoxuanyigewozuishanzhangdeshiqingle。”
最擅长的？
jiubaneiderentingdaozheihua，dunshishuqierduo，yilianhaoqidedengdaizhe。
xuhuizaiyipangyilianbuxie，zuishanzhangde，yigexiaobailiannengyoushenmeshanzhangde？
“比什么你说吧！”
“woyaogennibi，kansheinengzuikuaidesudubeirenbao-yang！”linzeyilianjiaoaodeshuodao。
咣当！
咣当！
噗！
jiubahaojigerenjiupingzhijiediaozaidishang，haiyouganghejiude，zhijieyikoujiupenlechulai，manlianguguaidekanzhelinze，zhixiangshuoyiju：laotiemeimaobing，shuangji666！
yigexiaobailian，bisheinengyizuikuaidesudubeirenbao-yang，queshihenshanzhanga！
dashuangxianzaixiangyaoyijiupinghuyunlinze，batatuozou，miandezaizheidiurenxianyan。
bisheinengzuikuaibeibao-yang？
maimapi，zheixiaoxiyaoshichuanchuqu，tangdongdeliankongpayaodiudaowaiguole。
xuhuidoushale，wanwanmeixiangdaohuibizheige，manliannaonudeshuodao：“xiaozi，nishuawo？！”
“bushinishuobishenmedouxingme，nijiushuobibubi。”linzemolemobizi，shuodao。
“cao，bijiubi，laoziyigefuerdai，huipani？”
xuhuiyikoudayingxialai，zijilunzhangxiangyebusuancha，erqiehaiyouqian，xiangbeirenbao-yang，haibuxiaocaiyidie。
“jiubarenzheimeduo，nixuanneige？”
“你是不是傻？”
linzeyilianbishideshuodao，“tamendoutingdaozanmendadedule，nengdayingcaijiangui！”
xuhuiganjuezijidouyaozhuakuangle，jiuzheimeyihui，yijingbeilinzebishiduoshaocile。
“那你说怎么办？”
“henjiandana，jiuxuanxiayigejinjiubaderendangmubiao。”linzexiaomimideshuodao。
jiubachiguaqunzhongfenfendiantou，juedezheigefangfabucuo，dujuelezuobidekeneng。
huranyourenhandao：“neiwanyixiagejinlaidebushinvren，shigenanrenzenmeban？”
“nanrenyeshanga，yaoburanzenmenengxianshichushili。”linzemanbuzaihudeshuodao。
大双：……
吃瓜群众：……
徐汇：……
yiqunrenyanjingdengdegunyuan，muguangyizhuanbuzhuandedingzhejiubarukou，xiangyaokankanxiayigejinlaidehuishishenmeren！
xuhuigengshimanlianjinzhangdezaixinzhongqidao：qianwanbuyaoshinanren，qianwanbuyaoshinanren，laozibuxiangyaobeibaojua！
时间一分一秒流逝！
五分钟！
十分钟！
十五分钟！
……
zhongrenyanjingdoudengsuanle，bozidouyingle，lengshimeirenzoujinmenyibu。
“nainaide，zheirenzenmehaibulai！”
“daodinengbunenglairenle，leisilaozile。”
“mapide，budengle，haishigaiganma，ganmaqusuanle！”
……
jiuzaizhongrendoudengdebunaifan，zhunbeifangqideshihou，hurantingdaojiubaderukouchuanlailedadadadejiaobusheng，zhongyuyourenlaile。
“tingzheigejiaobusheng，shigaogenxiedeshengyin，yinggaishigenvren！”chiguaqunzhongshuodao。
“neibuyiding，nandaonibuzhidaozheishijieshanghaiyouyizhongrenyehuichuangaogenxieme？”yourenfanbo。
“啥人？”
“女装大佬！”
xuhuitingdaozheihua，gandouzaizhan，miansebiandeshabai，shoudouyouxiezhandou：**，buyaoshinvzhuangdalao，buyaoshinvzhuangdalaoa！
dashuangkandaoxuhuijinzhangdebuxianghua，erlinzejiuhaoxiangmeishirenyiyang，liangtiaotuidazaizhuozishang，youxiandehezhexiaojiu，yifuyouxiandemoyang。
“nijiubudanxin？”dashuangwendao。
“担心什么？”
“danxinxiamianjinlaishigenvzhuangdalao？”dashuanghaoqidewendao。
“nvzhuangdalaoyounengzenmeyang，wokeshiyigeyouxiudexiaobailian。”linzeyilianjiaoaodeshuodao，“nizhibuzhidaoshajiaoyouxiudexiaobailian，neijiushinannvtongchi，sheiyebiexiangtaoguowodewuzhishan！”
大双：……
你无敌了。
“erqiedaihuijinlaidekendingshigenvde，shengaodagaishiyimiqiwuzuoyou，tizhongzai50kgzuoyou！”
linzezhoulezhoubizi，xiulexiu，shuodao：“dagaizaiershisiwusuizuoyou。”
“nizuozaizheijiuzhidaoxiayigejinlaideshishenmeyang，haixingrongdezheimejuti，nijiuchuiba！”
dashuanggenbenbuxiangxinlinzedehua，zheirenhaimeijinlai，zenmekenengzhidaozhangshayang，liansuishudounengcaidao，yiweizijishishenxiana？
哒、哒、哒……
jiaobushengyuelaiyuejin，yuelaiyuejin，zaiwanzhongqidaidemuguangzhong，zheigeshengyindezhurenzhongyuchuxianzaizhongrenshixianzhixia……