第3章

yuesuturanbanqilelian,“wohaimeigennisuantaokedezhangni!”

yaoyao:“……wobushiguyitaokede,wozuoemengle,mamaniyidiandoubuguanxinwo。”

“什么噩梦?”

“womengjianmamasile,wodanglexiaoqigai。”

yuesubuxin,“niyouwaigongwaipo,haiyouxiaojiujiu,nizenmekenengdangxiaoqigai。”

yaoyaoduzhezui,“fanzhengwomeishuohuang,mamanibunenglaoshibuwuzhengye,nidechuquzhuanqian。”

yuesumeibatadehuafangzaixinshang。

tazaiyulequanhunguo,yehongguo,houlaifaxianzijishizaihequanligegeburu。

qiahaofaxianhuaiyun,tashunshituiquanshengwa。

youfumubangmang,taqueshikeyichuqugongzuo,dantabuxiang。

tayoujixu,yeyouyixiexiaotouzi。

dafudaguisuanbushang,danmeiniandefenhongzugoutamenshenghuoyouwo。

jiashangtazaiyanchenghaiyouliangjianpuzi,xianzaizhudefangziyeshiquankuanmaixia,hebichuquzizhaozuishou。

“nishanggeyoueryuanhaitaoke,zheicaijiaobuwuzhengye。”yuesuhaobukeqidianlediantadenaodai。

yaoyaodexiaolianyoubaiyounen,beiyuesudianchulehongyinzi,yangtoudengzheta。

“neinijiwo**keyima?”

“不可以。”

“neiwomingtiannengbuquyoueryuanma?”

“不可以。”

yaoyaobufuqi:“shenmedoubukeyi!mingmingdoukuaifangjiale,woheneixiexiaopengyouyijinghuxiangrenshile!”

yuesulizhiqizhuangdao:“niwaigongwaipohuinanchengle,tamenbuzaisheidaini。”

yaoyaoqidebuxing,guzhebaozilian。

“nibunengdaiwoma,kuinihaishiwoqinmani!”

yuesuchekaichunjiao,“woyaobushiqinma,xianzaiyijingqingnichizhusunchaoroule。”

tadaishangmojing,baozheyaoyaoshanglehouzuo,xihaoanquandai。

“xiahuizaicongyoueryuantoupaochulai,faniyinianbuzhunchimaidangdangdeshutiao。”

yaoyaokuazhexiaolian,tianzhexiaoduzitanzaizijidezuoyishang,tiantale。

huidaojiazhong,yaoyaotuolexie,pashangshafa,huangdangzheduantui。

zhuantoujiukandaoyuesuwangjialidelutaizouqu。

yuesuzheitaofangzizaisanhuan,yibaiershijipingdesanfang,dailegedalutai。

lutaizhongmanletadehuacao,daduodoushiduorou。

“mama,ninengbunengxianbieguanneixierouroule!guanguanwoderourouba,wodoushoule!”

yuesupieletayiyan,kanzhetadupishangbengkaidexiaokouzi。

“nimeishou,doushicuojue。”

yaoyaojuezhezui,hengdao:“woyaohewaipogaozhuang。”

yuesuzhilezhichajishangdeshouji,“qingbian。”

yaoyaozhidaoyuesumima,zijijiudiankaile。

gangdakaiweixin,biankandaolexiaohualaoshifalaidexiaoxi。

tayaozheshouzhi,dianledianduihuakuang。

yaoyaohaibuhuidazi,dantahuiyuyinshuruzhuanwenzi,buyihuierbianbaxiaoxifachuqu。

yuesu:【xiaohualaoshi,yaoyaozheijitianbuquyoueryuanle。】

xiaohualaoshi:【yaoyaomama,shenmeyuanyinni?wokanyaoyaohetongxuemenxiangchudehenhao。】

zheikebayaoyaonandaole,zhaogeshenmeliyouni。

guolehaoyihuier,yaoyaocaihuixiaoxi。

yuesu:【yaoyaotabasile。】

小花老师:【?】

yaoyaomeitoujinzhou,palaoshibuxin,youbuleyiju。

越苏:【新爸爸。】

xiaohualaoshi:【???】

要要一急。

yuesu:【laoshiqiunile,wobazhensile,jiubierangyaoyaoquxuexiaole。】

xiaohualaoshi:【yaoyao,ninamamashoujijiwofadexiaoxi?】

beixiaohualaoshidianpo,yaoyaohedechadianbashoujidiuchuqu,xiaolianzhouchenglebaozi。

坏了坏了。

yuesu:【laoshi,wozhendeshimama,nibiegaosumama,qiuqiunile!】

xiaohualaoshi:【zheiyangba,laoshihenimamashangliang,ruguotatongyinibulai,nijiukeyibulaile,zheiyangxingma?】

xiaohualaoshi:【[xiaohualaoshipailepaiwodeshi,wenwokeyichima]】

yuesu:【keyide,xiaohualaoshi。】

小花老师:【……】

tuichuxiaohualaoshideduihuakuang,yaoyaokanjianlexinxiaoxi。

shiyuesushaoyoudepengyouzhiyi,gunan。

gunanheyuesushidaxuetongxue,liangrencongdayikaishiyijianrugu,zhidaoyaoyaochusheng,liangrendelianxiyijiumiqie。

yaoyaohangunanyishengganma,duitaziranbumosheng。

gunanlandedazi,heyuesujiaoliujibendoushiyuyin。

yaoyaozhiqianbianzhidao,gunanjiyuesutuijiangongzuo,danyuesujujuele。

gunan:【zenmeyang,kaolvhaomeiyou?jiemuyoudalaozhicheng,pianchoubudie。】

gunan:【zheigezongyizhendehao,xiaozhong,danyaoqingdejiabinkoubeidouhenhao,hainengdaiyaoyaoqu。】

gunan:【youshizaihaidaoshang,jiudangshidujiale。】

gunan:【nixiuxilezheimeduonian,zaibufuchu,qibushilangfeileyishencaihua。】

yaoyaotingjianhou,mannaozidoushi“haidaodujia”、“nengdaiyaoyaoqu”。

ganghaotabuxiangquyoueryuanle。

yuesu:【hao,wodayingle。】

gunan:【shoudao,woxianzaijiuqulianxiliangdao。】

dengyuesuconglutaihuilai,yaoyaoyijingfangxiashouji,zhengzuozaizijideyizishangkandianshi。

“妈妈我饿了!”

yuesunaqishouji,“wojinidianwaimai。”

yaoyaolazhetadeshou,“wobuxiangchiwaimai,womenchuquchiba。”

tahuangdangzheyuesudeshousajiao,toudingdexiaojiujiuyijingwaidebuxianghua。

yuesujitazhongxinzhaletoufa。

“neiwomenquchikaorou。”

“好耶!”

yaoyaobengleqilai,huranyouyudikanxiangyuesu,yandifuxianqidai。

“neiwomennengquzhuawawama?”

yuesudongzuoyidun,yuesudaitaquwanguoyici,danyinweitajishubuhao,yaoyaolaoshishiwang,houlaijiubuqule。

jintianturantiqiyaoqu,ziranshiyouyuanyinde。

“yaoyao,weishenmexiangquzhuawawa?”

yaoyaomouguangshanshuo,liangzhishoujiaozaiyiqi。

zuihouxieleqiyiban,chunjiaodalaxialai。

“我看见他了。”

yuesumengranzhengzhu,bizifanqiyizhensuanyi。

“什么?”

yaoyaotaiyankanzheta,yilianrenzhen:“mama,tashiwobabama?heqingyanbababuyiyangdebaba。”

yuesudangnianfaxianzijihuaiyun,jingjujiaojia。

tapazijimeibanfabaohuhaozheigehaizi,youpabeifujiafaxian,zhouqingyanjiushizheishihouzhanchulai。

liangrenxieyijiehun,yuedingyinianhoulihun。

zhouqingyanzhiqidaoyigeyanwudandezuoyong,jishaorenzhidaotamenlingguozheng,lihundeshihouyaoyaoyecaimanyue。

zhouqingyanzheixienianyizhiyiganbadeshenfen,peibanzaiyaoyaoshenbian。

danzhiyaoshejidaoyaoyaoqinshengfuqinzheigewenti,daandoushitongyide“sile”。

“yaoyao,nicongnalikanjiande?”

yaoyaozhizhewulidechouti,“neiliyougeshouji。”

neigeshoujikuanshizaojiuguoshi,yuesuquemeireng,yizhisuozaichoutili。

tatoutounachulaikanguo,limiancunlehenduozhaopian。

yuesuheyigenanrendehezhao。

yinerzaiyoueryuanmenkou,tadiyiyanjiurenchulaile。

yuanlai,babashigaogaodadade,tadehuaibaohemamawanquanbuyiyang。

yuesuzhidaoyaoyaobijiaozaoshu,taheputonghaiziyoubuyiyangdedifang。

zhengyinweizaoshu,tacongmeiwenguo“weishenmebierenyoubabawoquemeiyou”zheigewenti。

tabuwen,yuesuziranerranjiuhulvele。

“baobao,nixiangyaobabama?”

yaoyaohenrenzhensikaoguozheigewenti,lazheyuesudeshouhuida:“yemeiyouhenxiangyao,woyoumamajiuhaole。”

tacaibuxihantapeiqitaxiaopengyouzhuawawa,tayoumama!

yuesubaozheta,xindouruanle。

yuesudaizheyaoyaolaidaoshangchang,zheiliyouyijiatanhuokaorouhenchuming,renyeduo,tamenguolaideshihouyijingxuyaonahaopaidui。

dengdaideshijian,yaoyaoyijingzuobuzhu,benzherenqunzhongneixieqiqiupadapadapaoguoqu。

zheibianzaijubanhuodong,renqunzhadui,yuesuyanjingyikedoubuganlikaizheihuopotiaoyuedexiaotuanzi。

“mama,qiqiu,woyaoqiqiuhaobuma!”

qiqiubushimaide,saomajiunengling。

yuesutaochushoujidiankaiweixin,qiaojiangunanlailexiaoxi。

raneryaoyaozaiyipangcuizhe,tameilaidejidiankaikan,zhidexianjitalingleqiqiu。

nadaoqiqiuhou,yuesucaifaxianzheiqiqiushangtouhaiyinlerenxiang,liansedunshiyijiang。

zheishi,buyuanchuchuanlaiyishengjianjiao。

“aaatiti!titilaile!”

“江婉缇我爱你!”

“缇缇,看这里!”

yuesuzheicaiyishidao,zheishimouzhubaopinpaidexianxiahuodong,yaoqingliuliangxiaohuajiangwantidaochang。

jiangwanti,zheigemingziyuesuketaishuxile。

dangnianxueyezhong,tazaijingyelouxiazhandeshuangtuishiquzhijue,shizheigenvrenzoudaotamianqian。

fuyuanliangjiadelianyin,zaojiubaizailemingmianshang。

houlai,yourenbachujiangwantijiushiyuanjiaqianjin,fuxijindeweihunqi。

jizhezaicaifangzhongduocitiwen,jiangwantidoumeiyoufouren。

zheigexiaoxiyibaochu,tongshiyongyoufuyuanliangjiazuokaoshandejiangwanti,chongxiangleshiyedianfeng,tongshishouhuoleyidapicpfen。

zhideyitideshi,jiangwantizaiershisuineinianshengxiayigenver,jinnianyijingqisui。

jiangwanticongweikeyiyanzang,dadafangfangdaizhenverchujing。

tadenver,zhengshijinrifuxijinqinziqujiedehaizi。

yeyourenbushaorencaice,qishizheigehaizijiushifuxijindeqinshengnver。

zhiyuweihezheiliangrenchichibujiehun,zhongshuofenyun,shuoshenmededouyou。

“mamabaoni,womenzouba。”

zheibianrenduo,yuesupayaoyaobeicaile。

wulunshijiangwantihaishifuxijin,zaohetadeshenghuoqiegefenming,meiyouguanxi。

huidaoloushang,ganghaojiaohao。

yuesudaizheyaoyaochibaohezu,daizheyishenkaorouweiconglimianzouchulai。

paodaolouxiamaileliangbaigebi,danyinweijishushizaibuhao,zhijiadaolianggechouwawa。

yaoyaofeiyaozijibaozhe,yuesubianjitaguazaileshenshang。

yuguangpiejianneiqiqiu,yuesudao:“qiqiurengleba。”

yaoyaohenxihuanzheihuashuzaoxingdeqiqiu,baodesiside。

“我要!”

“xing,neinijiuzigeerbaozhe。”

yaoyaozouluyaoyaohuanghuang,shenshangguazhedechouwawagensuitayiqibaidong。

neiqiqiubeitanazhe,qiaozhebitahaida。

yuesucainachucheyaochi,huertingjianyaoyaohanleyisheng:“shushu!”

tataiyankanqu,qiaole,youshihansi。

taxiangdaozailoushangcanjiahuodongdejiangwanti,turanjuedeyebusuanqiao。

hansixiayishihuitoukanleyiyan,fuxijinhaizaicheshang。

taxiaozhediantou,pangpangdelianshangjinshiheshan。

“yaoyao,youjianmianle。”

yaoyaodianzhejiaojian,xiangkankanfuxijinzaibuzai。

quetingjianyuesulengdandeshengyin:“yaoyao,zoule。”

“e。shushuzaijian,wodehuijiala!”

“再见,小烤肉。”

一身的烤肉味。

yuesubatabaoshangche,xihaoanquandai。

yizhuantoubianqiaojianjiangwantichaozhezheibianzoulai。

yuesushouhuimuguang,meidasuanhetayoujiaoji。

raner,jiangwantiquezaitamianqianzhanding。

“yuesu,zhendeshiniya,wogangcaikandaoni,haiyiweirencuole。”

yuesuzhiqianhetayiqishangguozongyi,liangrenbushu。

tamenzhijiangengduodejiaojizaiyufuxijin。

dangchufuxijinhejiangwantidehunyuedengshangresou,yuesuduifuxijindejiuchanchengleyichangxiaohua,tachenglerenrenhandadexiaosan。

zaiwairenyanzhong,jiangwantishifuxijinzhengerbajingdeweihunqi,yuesushidisanzhe。