第5章只会吹牛吧
“凭什么？”
lishideyiyangyang，“pingnidehanwoyishengmuqin，congjinwanghouzheihouyuandeyiqiedouyouwolixiaoliushuodesuan！”
qinwanyanyanshaoyuleng，youdianqixiaole，dao：“laotaitaihaimeiduanqini！”
lishitebuxie，“bushijinri，bianshimingrile！youqubiema？”
qinwanyanhenduding，biyidekanzheta：“wobuhuirangtaduanqide。”
“你？”
lishidaxiaoqilai，“nimentingjiantashuoshenmelemei？tashuotabuhuirangzheilaodongxiduanqi？hahaha，benfurenhaohaipaya！”
zhouzaojigepurenfenfenjifengqilai。
“zaixiangxiashenmedoumeixue，jiuzhixuehuichuiniuleba！”
“shuobudinghaixueleyishu！tingtingtaneikouqi，haoxianghuizhiyiyang！”
“dajiangjunxiangjinbanfa，xunbianmingyidoushushouwuce！ganqingtabineixiemingyidoulihai？hahaha！”
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qinwanyandandingziruo，“bushiwozhi，shishiyihuangshulaizhi！”
zheihuayichu，suoyourendoulengle，dansuijihongtangdaxiao。
cangyanshiyihuangshu，wanghaosheng，naihuangshangzuixinrendebaoxiong。
tanianguobanbai，chimiyishu，naidongyundalusandayizunzhiyi。
zhiyinxiangmaojichou，xinggexionghan，yinqingbuding，beichengwei“yanluoguiyi”。
ruofeihuangzuguizhou，quanguimenfa，meiyourengandaraota。
erruofeitaqiaodeshangyandeyinanzazheng，buguanshenmeshenfen，diwei，tatongtongjiansibujiu。
qindajiangjunqinziqingqiuguosanhui。diyihuishuowanbingqingjiubeiganchulaile，dierhuidisanhuilianrendoumeijianzhe！
qinwanyanjuranganquqing？jianzhishichirenshuomeng，buzhitiangaodihou！
qinwanyanmianbugaise，“tayidinghuilai！”
lishixiaodehuazhiluanzhan，“neiniganjinquqing，benfurenjiuzaizheidengzhe！”
qinwanyanwendao，“woruoqinglai，niyaoruhe？”
lishizhijuedebeimaofanle，limafanwen，“niruoqingbulai，youdangruhe？”
qinwanyanbujiasisuo，“jiazhuangjinibianshi。”
lishibenshisuikouyishuo，tingle“jiazhuang”erzi，yanshenjiuyixiazijiuliangle。
qinwanyanmeisi，tajiusuannadaolejiazhuang，yeshuofubuledajiangjunweibeilaotaitaideyisi。
danruguoqinwanyanziyuanrangchujiazhuang，dajiangjunyidinghuidayingde！
lishilianmangdao：“niruoshiqinglai，benfurensuibianni！niruoshiqingbulai，jiuqinziquzhaodajiangjun，shuoziyuanjiangjiazhuangsongjimeimei！niganbugan？”
qinwanyanyaodejiushizheijuhuale！
tashejianqingshiqichunjiao，lengyouyoudishuo，“hao，liziweiju，buxufanhui。”
lishimeiduoxiang，“lairen，bimosihou！”
baizhiheizi，yishiliangfen。
lishipobujidaidao：“songdaxiaojiequshengwangfu！”
qinwanyandao：“bubiwoqinziqu。”
lishiyiweitayaofanhui，jile，“qinwanyan，niganshuawo？”
qinwanyanxieleyifengxinhan，jiaojilishi。
“pairenbazheifengxinhanjiaojishiyihuangshu，tayidingmashangjiulai！”
lishidakaiyikan，jianxinhanshangzhixieleshiergedazi。
lishikanhouyanzhuzidoukuaidiaochulaile！