第3章 狠狠的揍他

hanyunjuedezijishizaizuomeng。

yigeyibeizixiangdoubuganxiangdemeng。

中奖了?

我真的中奖了?

erqie,haishiyidengjiangwubaiwan?

hanyunduancuerjingluandihuleyikouqi,taiqishou……

啪!

扇了自己一巴掌。

痛,很痛!

不是在做梦!

“hei,qiaonizheichuxi,zheidianqiansuanshenme?dengniyouleliliang,jiuhuifaxianjinqianhequanlibuguorufentuyiban。”

玄冥天尊发来信息。

韩云没看。

taxianzaizhenggeren,haichuyujudadezhenjingzhizhong。

脑袋,还是懵的……

“xingle,buguanzenmeshuo,woqianlitiaotiaoganguolai,yaoshiyidianyisidoumeiyou,yangjianeibianyehuiguaizuiwo。”yangxiahuranxiaozhekaikoudao。

“jie,niyuanyibangwo?”yangjiejingxidao。

yangxiacongbaolinachuyidieqian,fangzailezhuoshang,shuo:“zheishiyiqiankuai,duoshaosuanshiwomenyangjiadexinyi,nibuyonghaile。”

一千块?

杨洁顿时愣住了。

yaozhidao,guangshixianzaizheidunfanqian,chabuduojiuyaoyiliangqian。

eryangxiasuoweide“bangzhu”,jinjinzhishiyiqian。

“jie,niyidingyaozheiyangxiuruwome?”

yangjieyankuangfanhongle,jinyaozheyinya,shuodao。

“meicuo,wojiushiyaoxiuruni!”

yangxiayipaizhuozi,lishengshuodao,“yiqiannizaiyangjia,beineixiezhangbeizhongxingpengyue,yigegebanidanggongzhuyiyangduidai!erwoni?yagenmeirenzhengyankanguowo,congxiaodaoda,meirenguanxinwo,aiwo,tamendeyanzhongzhiyouni!zhiyouniyangjie!”

“shia,wozhidaonibiwoyouxiu,zhidaonixuexibiwohao,zhidaonibiwohaokan,buguoneiyouzenmeyangni?”

“xianzai,nibuyiyangdexiangtiaogouyiyang,disanxiaqideqiuwo?”

yangjieliansecangbai,yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,yangxiajuranduizijiyouzheimedadeyuannian。

erqiecongtadehuayuzhongkanchu,zheiyuanniansihucongxiaojiuyoule,yizhidaolexianzai,caizhongyuzhaodaoxuanxiedejihui。

“yangjie,niyaoqianshima?xing,wokeyijieni,buguo,nideguixialai,qiuwo,haiyaogenwodaoqian。”yangxiadeyidishuodao。

什么?

让自己跪下来求她?

yangjieshenziyizhan,lianpangdunshiyizhenqingyizhenbai。

piankehou,tasihuxiadinglejuexinyiban,canxiaodao:“yangxia,shibushiwoguixialai,nijiuyuanyijiewoqian?”

“fangxin,woshuohuasuanshu。”yangxiajixiaodao。

“好,我答应你!”

yangjieshayazhesangzishuodao。

weilezhangfu,weilezheigejia,tajuedinghuochuqule。

congzijijiaruhanjiadeneiyitian,zijijiubuzaishiyangjiadegongzhule。

jiranyijingtunqulejiazuciyudezunguiwaiyi,neimezaidijianyidian,youyouhefangni?

yangjiecongzuoweishangzouchulai,huanhuandi,quxiguixia……

“不要跪!”

韩云突然一声大喝。

tachongdaomuqinmianqian,yibalazhulemuqin。

“xiaoyun,nibuyaohunao!”yangjiejishengdao。

“ma,buyaojizheigesanbaxiagui。”hanyunlenglengdao。

cihuayishuo,yangjiedengrendunshijingdaile。

jiulianmaitouwanshoujideliujunmei,yeshierandichaohanyunkanguolai。

yangxiadelianyixiazizhangdetonghong,youruyitoufanudemushizi,yaoyaqiechidao:“xiaochusheng,ni……nijiaowoshenme?”

“sanbaa。”hanyunxiaozheshuodao。

yangjiehedeliansedoubaile,lianmangwuzhuerzidezui,zeguaidao:“hanyun,nixiashuoshenmeni?haibukuaigeneryidaoqian!”

“mianle,womeiyouzheiyangdechushengzhizi!guoranyoushenmediemajiuyoushenmeerzi,quanjiadoushichusheng,meijiaoyangdechusheng!”yangxiaqijibaihuaidimadao。

hanyunlengxiaodao:“ruguowoshichusheng,neininverkongpalianchushengdouburu。”

“ni……nishuoshenme?”yangxianuhoudao,yaobushiweilegujixingxiang,tadouyaogenhanyunpinmingle。

“choudiaosi,nitamashuosheini?”liujunmeirenwukeren,duihanyunmadao。

“shuodejiushini。”hanyunlenghengdao,“niyigenvhai,zuomeiyouzuoxiang,zhanmeiyouzhanxiang,chifandeshihouyizhiwanshouji,dabandegejinvsideyejiusuanle,genwomashuohuahaimeidameixiao,yinyangguaiqi……yaozhidao,takeshinidexiaoyi,yidianzunbeidoubudong,nibushilianchushengdouburu?”

“你,你……”

liujunmeiqidehunshenzhiduosuo,jihuyaokuchulaile。

congxiaodaoda,tahaiconglaimeibeirenzheiyangmaguo。

zhuyaoshi,madehai“yizhenjianxue”,genbenmeibanfafanbo。

“zou,xiaomei,womenzou!bieguantamenle,rangtamenyijiazishengzimie!”yangxialazhenver,qihuhudilikailebaoxiang。

dengtamenzouhou,yangjiedunshijiumaole,duihanyunshuo:“nizhidaozijizaiganshenmemahanyun?”

“wozhidao。”hanyundiantou。

“nizhidaogepi!hanyun,nizhenshitairenxingle!shia,nimaletamen,chuleqi,shufule,danshiniyoumeiyouxiangguo,nibadebingzenmeban?shoushufeizenmeban?”yangjieyueshuohuoyueda,zhenhenbudejierzijibazhang。

“ma,nifangxinba,bayidingkeyiduguonanguande。”

hanyunzouguoqu,xiaozheshuodao。

“ai,nizheihaizi,shiyichuanlewodejuepiqia。”yangjietanlekouqi,shuodao,“keshirenshengzaishi,youshihoupengdaoteshuqingkuang,zongdeditou,nibukenditou,neinideqinren,airen,jiuhuishouku,shenzhilinierqu。”

“ma,womingbainideyisi。”hanyunpailepaimuqindejianbang,qingxiaodao,“zhishi,woganmaneigehuainvren,ziranshiyijingyoulejiejueyiyaofeidebanfa。”

“zhende?“yangjieyanjingyiliang,kanxianghanyun,“nandao,nizhaoneigeqianzhairenyaodaoqianle?”

“meiyou。”hanyunyaotou。

“那到底?”

“我彩票中奖了。”

“什么?”

“ma,wocaipiaozhongjiangle,yidengjiang,yiqianwan,yiqianwanye!”

“erzi,nimeishiba?”

“womeishia,ma,zanmenganjinlingjiangquba!”

“era,nidieyijingbingchengzheiyangle,nizaishengbing,kerangwozenmehuoa……”

“……”

duiyuxinyang“yifengengyunyifenshouhuo”deyangjielaishuo,tianjianghengcaizheizhongshi,tayagenbujuedehuifashengzaizijishenshang,zhidaohanyunlazhetazuoshangchuzuche,yilugandaoshengfucaifaxingzhongxin,ranhounachucaipiao,gongzuorenyuanxuanbutajiushiyidengjianghuodezheshi,yangjiecaizaibanmengbanxingzhongjieshoulexianshi——youshihoushangdiwangrenjianrenglekuaixianbing,ganghaozazhongnile,nibuchiyebuxinga。

yiqianwan,koushuibaifenzhiershi,haiyoubabaiwan。

handahaideshoushufeiyouzhaoluolebushuo,shaobingdianhaiyouxiwangzhongxinkaiye,hanjiadeshenghuozhiliangzhongyuyenengdedaotigao。

“ma,zheikaninaqu,limianyouwubaiwan,wozijiliusanbaiwanzuodianshi。”hanyunxiaohehedibayinxingkadijileyangjie,

yangjiejieguoyinxingka,daoxianzaitadeshouhaishidoude,jianzhibuganxiangxin……zijideerzijuranzhenzhongleyiqianwan,yishijian,tahaiyouzhongshengzaimengzhongdecuojue。

dengmuqinzouhou,hanyunxinlideyikuaidashitouzhongyuluodi。

xinli,gandaoshuobuchudeshuchang,henbudeyangtiandahouyisheng。

tazheicaixiangqixuanmingtianzun,lianmangdakaiweixin。

“xiongdi,nizhenshitaitaitaitaitaitamashenle!”

韩云发过去信息。

“ng,zheiyiqiedouzaibenzuodeyuliaozhizhong,zongzhi,badebingyouzheluolejiuhao。”

玄冥天尊说。

hanyunrenbuzhuwen,nisihuhenguanxinwoba?

“feihua,benzuojiushini,nijiushibenzuo,suoyinibajiushibenzuodeba,zanbadebingnenghaoqilai,benzuozennengbugaoxing?”

“ai,jiushishijiantaiguojinpo,buranwochuanniyizhaobanshi,zhiliaoyigeququdebaixuebinghaibushishoudaoqinlai?“

hanyunjingyadao:“nihaihuizhibaixuebing?”

“dangran,zheishishangmeiyoubingshixianshuzhibuhaode。”xuanmingtianzunshuo。

韩云摸了摸鼻子。

laoshishuo,xianzaitahaizhenyoudianxiangxinzheijiahuodehuale。

nandao,zheijiahuozhenshiwubainianhou,chengweiyidaixianzundeziji?

hanyunyibianzou,yibianhexuanmingtianzunliaotian。

luguoyijiaquanjudekaoyadian,hanyunduziyouxiee,juedingjinqumaiyizhikaoya。

congqian,jialihaisuanyouqiandeshihou,hanyunhenxihuanchikaoya,jingchangmailiangzhi,zijiyizhi,suyayizhi,houlaipochanle,hanyunjiuzaimeichiguokaoyale。

xianzaiyouqianle,ququyizhikaoya,ziranbuzaihuaxia。

hanyunpaileyihuierdui,zongsuanmaidaolekaoya,zhengyaokaichi,yigexixuedeshengyinhuranchuanlai。

“yo,zheibushifeiwuhanyunma?”

zhijianyigeshencaigaoda,feitoudaerdenansheng,yaoyaohuanghuangdizouleguolai。

“程勇?”

kandaozheigenansheng,hanyunliansebujinbiandeyouxienankan。

“hanyun,nijiadouqiongchengzheiyangle,haiyouqianchikaoya?”chengyongwaizhenaodaiwangzhehanyun,lengxiaodao,“zhenghao,woduziele,nibakaoyajiwoba。”

tingdaozheihua,hanyunmeitouyizhou。

叮叮!

xuanmingtianzunfalaixinxi:“biejitakaoya!”

“keshi……”hanyunyouxiexu。

“heng,zheichengyong,dangnianzaixuexiaomeishaoqiruwo,youqishizaiwojiadaozhongluozhihou,gengshibianbenjiali——hanyun,nitinghaole,youwozai,yihouwuxupata!xianzai,jiwozouta!henhendezou!”

啥?

揍程勇?

韩云脸色有些犹豫。

suishuoyouyigegaorenzaiweixinli“zhidao”ziji,danrangzijiquzouchengyong,tahaizhenmeizheigedanliang。

biedebushuo,zijihetadetigejiubushiyigedangcia。

“nipashenme?youwozai,yihouwochuannifashu,ququyigechengyong,suishoujiukeniansi!”xuanmingtianzunshuodao。

“xingba,wozaixinniyici,pinle!”

hanyunyiyaoya,taitoukanxiangchengyong。

“hanyun,nitamagensheizaineifaxinxini?ganjinde,bakaoyajiwo!”

程勇不耐烦道。

“wo,wobuji!”hanyunxinzhongyijin,shengyinjiuxiangshicongyafenglijichulaiyiyang。

buduanmonianzhexuanmingtianzundehua:zouta!henhendezouta!

hanyunwojinlequantou,zhengzhunbeijuqilai……

“你大爷的!”

啪!

chengyongyibazhang,henhendiguazailehanyundelianshang。