第六章 站着说话不腰疼

“yueshandao!”yueshanbianshishangyueshidewanfan,ziyaoliaoliangdelaileyisangzi,sishixiangrangyueliangyezhidaoyiban。

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yipangjiaohaodeqinxiaoyuntuiletuitadegebodao:“bushishuoneixiaoyueyushigezhengriziyuanziaidejiaoruomeirenma?”

“wozenmekanhuangsaojiushibidongliguodeneiweigongzhuhaiyaogengweijuemei。”

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qinluochewenzheshenbianruoyouruowudeguihuaxiangqi,yandilveguoyisiyiyang,zhijinlejinwobeizideshouyouwendao:“buguodingjigecai,bianleichengneiyangzi?”

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yushilikejiaodididezhazhayan,roushengxiqidao:“zheiyiqiedoushiwangyedemianzigongcheng,chenqiezishijugongjinli,bahunshenliqiquanbuyongchulaile。”

“wangfeidaoshihuiyaogong。”

qinluochediyiciduizhetaqingxiaoleyixia,piaoliangdechunluchuleyigewanmeidehudu,rangyuanbenjiufengshenjunlangdelianyuefamirenle。

budebushuo,dazhutiziyesuanshirenjianjipindeyanzhi。

kexi,nianjiqingqingyanjingxiale,shibiaobuqing,chongqiemieqi,zhanan!