第1章
“xiaobaihuanvzhuxianzaigenbenmeirenhuixihuan，bazongyemeiyouneimewunao，jixugai。”
“nvpeiderenshetaiguiyile，feichangxihuanfense，renshehaishigexiaozhangbahudeda**，nihaiburuzhijiebataxiechenggebailianhua。”
“nikenengbumingbaizaohongsedexizhuangjiabaisemajiahuishishenmedongxi，wobudebushuo，zheihenimennvpinlidedanhuangsezhangqundaniuzikushiyigegainian。”
liaotianchuanglibengchuyidaduanwenzi，ningshiyantaishouanleanmeixin，jiweicuobaidekanxiangzijineipianyijingbeigaidemianmuquanfeidewen。
tayigexuejinrongde，jiujingshiweishenmexiangbukai，paolaixienvpinwangwenni？！
“jianpanjinin，ninlaixie！”
tayaoyaqiechidezaijianpanshangqiaoxiazheixingzi，xianglexianghaishianxialefanhuijian，faleyigemaomidagundebiaoqingbaoguoqu。
“haodeni，wozheijiugai，xinkumozhudadapeiwogaiwendaozheimewanla。”
liaotianchuangkoulimaochuyigeokdeshoushi，suihounanrendetouxiangjiujingqiaoqiaodeanlexiaqu。
ningshiyanehenhendeyaoleyaoya，kuaisuqiaojizheshouzhongdejianpan，naoziquejuedeyuelaiyuechen。
“jiushuiliangxiaoshi，shuixingzaimazi......”
tamimihuhudepudaozaizijidechuangshangchenchenshuiqu，meizhuyidaodiannaopingmushangturanshanguoleyilianchuanguaiyidedaima。
“wei，zenmenengzheimebujiangdaolichushoudarenni！xiaogunianghaohaoyizhanglianbeinidachengzheiyang，kuaipeiyiyaofei！”
tahaizaihunchenzhizhong，quetingjianerbianchuanlaiyishenghannudedihe，jinjiezhetajiujuedezijidebeirenhenhentuileyiba，xianxieyigeliejushuaidaozailedishang。
啥情况啊？
ningshiyanroulerouzhengsongdeyanpimanmanxingzhuanguolai，faxianzijikaozaiqiangbian，xiongqianhaiyouyidatanzongsedewuzi，sihushibeidafandekafei，ertamianqianzhanzheyigedenvhai，lianshangyouyidaoxianhongdezhangyin，zhengyanshenbinglengdedingzheta。
ningshiyanhaimeinenghuiguoshenlai，jiukanjiannvhaishengyinjueqiangdekaikou：“wobuxuyaopeichang，wozhixuyaotadaoqian！”
zheitaici......zenmemomingrangtajuedefeichangershu。
yigeyizhekanshangqubingbusuanhuaguidedamazhengzhizheta：“nimenzheixieren，zhangzheyoujigechouqianjiuneimebahu，haizaijieshangjiushanrenjiaxiaoguniangbazhang！haijiangbujiangdaolile！”
ningshiyanzhalezhayan，kanzheneige【shenchuanyijianxidefabaidequnzi，wuheidetoufashuchengyigemawei，yanshenqingliangruxing】denvhai，naozituranyouxiehuanghu。
nvhaishoulibaozheyifenjianli，shangmiandemingzishuxiderangtakanjianjiuxiangqilebeimozhudadafengkuangzhipeidekongju：suluoyi。
neitaxianzai——nandaoshitaxiedeneibenxiaoshuolimianbeinvzhubuxiaoxinpolekafei，ranhoujiuzhijieshanlenvzhuyierguang，zuihoubeinanzhugaodepochandedaomeinvpeishiyan？
ningshiyantaishouanleanzijidemeixin，naozilifengkuangguoleyibianjuqing，haimeilaidejixiangchuyaoshuoshenme，lianshangjiubeizhongzhongdeguaileyierguang。
“nibuyuanyidaoqiandehua，wohainiyierguanghaole。”
nvhaideshengyin【lengdehaowuwendu，meiyujiandaizhesenhandeliqi，buyouderangshiyanjuedeyouxie......】
有些神经病。
tazheishixielegeshenmedaomeiwanyier！
zijigaodebierenshenshangyishenrekafeihaibudaoqian，zhijiejiuyaozou，jieguobeinvpeishanleyierguang，zhijiejiushanhuilaile，zuihoushiyanhai“juedeyouxiesesuo”！
我瑟你个腿。
“dengzhe，biezou，huahaimeishuowan。”
ningshiyanmozhezijilianshangneidaoxianranyijingzhongqilaidezhangyin，shengyintingbuchuxinu：“womenhaohaolvyilv，womailekafeizhunbeishangche，nizhuangfanlewodekafeihaibudaoqian，woshanniyierguangyoushenmewentime？”
“wo，woganzhequmianshi......”
suluoyideyuqidunshidilebushao，biaoqingturanyouxiejiangying。
ningshiyanlenglengsaoleneixieshunjianliansebiandeguguaideweiguanqunzhong，danmokaikou：“woxianshannierguangqueshibudui，wodaoqian，niyehaihuilaile，xianzailaishuoshuoqunzidewentiba。”
“qunziyoushenmewenti？”
suluoyilianshangdebiaoqingxianranyijingjiweibunai，mianshideshijianshi10dian，zaiguobangexiaoshijiuyaocuoguole，danzijixianzailikui，zongbuhaozhijiezhuantoulikai，zhinengnaizhexingzishensebushandedingzhemianqiandenvren。
“zheitiaoqunzibunengxiashuixi，zheimedakuaidewuziyehennanyouganxidianjieshou，songhuidianjiaqingxidehuajiagedagaishi3-5000，ruguonibuxiangxin，wokeyidainiqushangchangwendianyuan。”
ningshiyanduiyuzijidejiaosechuanleshenmeyifuhaishipoweijiangjiude，zheitiaoqunzizaiyuanzuolishinvpeiyaoyaoqingnanzhucanjiajiuhuidelifuqun，ziranbuhuibianyi。
“wo，wozanshipeibuqi！”
suluoyiyitingdaoxiyitiaoqunzineimegui，liansedunshiyibai，suishoucongcongmangmangdexieleyizhangzhitiaosaijishiyan：“zheishiwodedianhua，woxianzaiyoushiyaomang，qunziwohuipeini，mafanniwanshangzailianxiwoba。”
tajihushiyiluxiaopaozhelikai，pangbiandelurenmenfenfenzhizhidiandian：“zheimeyouqianhaierenjiaxiaoguniang，youqianrendoutemebushidongxi！”
“yisizhiyaowoqiong，wojiuyouli？”
ningshiyanturanyoudianxiangbaxiezheibenshudezijihuohuoqiasi，yelandekanlurenmenzaineibibitaotao，jingzhifadonglechezichaozhenanzhuxiaojueyedegongsilouxiakaiqu。
erneizhangdianhuahaoma，hebeidafandekafeiyiqi，jingzhibeitadiujinlelajitong。
“时**。”
qiantaijiweigongjingdeyingleshanglai，kanzhetashenshangdekafeizihelianshangdebazhangyin，lianshangdebiaoqingbuyoudeyouxieguguai，quebiezhemeiganxiaochusheng，zhishidimeishunyandebangtaanxialedianti。
ningshiyanyanguanbibiguanxindedizhetou，diantiyitingxia，tajiucaizhegaogenxiedatabuzouxianglezongcaibangongshiqingqingqiaoxianglemen。
“进来。”
nanrendeshengyinguobuqirandexiangtamiaoxiedeyiyangqinglengdichen，ningshiyanxinlituranyongchuyiguyaojianzijiqinerziyibandejidong，dingledingshentuikaimen，jiukanjianyizhangjingzhidelianhuanhuanzhuanxiangleta。
budebushuo，taxiewaimaohaizhenshiyoudiandongxi，neizhangjunmeiwuchoudelianhetasuishougoulechudenanzhuhuaxiangyiyangxiesijingzhi，yishuanglianyandetaohuayandanmodekanzheta，yingtingdebiliangshangjiazheyifujinbianyanjing，zuichunweiweiminzhe，kanshangquyouxieliangbo，quesihaobuyingxiangneishuaidaorangrenxiangtuboshujianjiaodeyanzhi。
danshitashenshangchuandezheishishenmegui？
ningshiyanlenglengdekanzhenanrenshenshangzaohongsedexizhuangwaitao，helimiandapeidebaisemajia，naohaizhongzaicixiangqilemozhudetucao，zuijiaobujinyichou。
kenengzheijiushimutaidanshendegangtiezhinvdekunaoba......
“有事么？”
xiaojueyejibukechadetiaoletiaomei，kanjiannvrenshenseguguaidedingzhetadeyifu，lianshangdebiaoqingdunshiyouxienankan。
tashizhenxianghuiquqiangguoneigemengxinxieshoudejianpanbangtaxie！
zheidoushenmezaoxinwanyier！
menwaituranchuanlaiyishenggongjingdediyu，shunjianrangliangrenhuiguoshenlai。
“xiaozong，jintianlaimianshideneiweisu**yijingdaole，xianzaijiurangtajinlaima？”