第一章
zhongshenghou，wozuodediyijianshijiushibaoleyigejianfeixunlianban。
zhiyinshangbeizi，nanyouxianwodeshencaitaicha，yaoqiuwojiandao90jinjiugenwojiehun。
wopinmingnuli，danbushoufanpang。
fandaoshiwodeguimi，pingridayudarou，huchihaihe，budaoyiyuejiucong120jinshoudaole90jin。
shoudao90jindeguimi，henkuaixiyinwonanyoudeyanqiu。
liangrenbeizhewoluangao，beiwofaxianhoujiangwotuixiatiantai。
wosihoucaizhidao，yuanlaiguimibangdingletizhongjiaohuanxitong。
buguanwozenmejian，wojiandetizhongdouhuizhuanyidaoguimishenshang。
erguimideneishenfeirou，yehuitongyangdezhuanyidaowoshenshang。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaonanyouyaoqiuwojiandao90jinneitian......
fusushangbeiziquanbujiyidewoxiaole，guimibushixiangshouma，shoudaoquanshenshangliangudairoujiaqilaizhiyou40jinbuzhidaogoubugou......
“pingshijiaoniguanlishencainibuting，nizhaozhaojingzikanyikannixianzaizheigezhuyang，yaoxiongmeixiong，yao**mei**！”
“ganjinjiwojianfei，meiyou90jinde**nijiubiexianggenwojiehun！”
erbianchuanlaiyidaobunaifandeshengyin，womengranhuishen，jiuduishangnanyouxuzhihengxianqideyanshen。
wotiaojianfanshedimolemoziji，zhitiduanliedetongganfangfohaizai。
jianwolengshenbuhangshen，zhanzaixuzhihengpangbiandeguimilinyourangenzhechushengbangqiang。
“tangtang，nizheizhongshuitongyaobujianfeishimeinanrenyaode！”
“nitingzhihenggedehaohaojianfei，burannibeituihunwoyebangbuleniya~”
wozhuantoukanxianglinyouran，qiaojiantaxingzailehuoyoudaizheqidaidebiaoqing，woquexinzijizhongshengle。
zhongshengdaolenanyouxuzhihengyaoqiuwojianfeidao90jinneitian。
shangbeizi，wogenhaiyouyigeyuejiuyaojiehundexuzhihengqushihunsha。
tayibianguanshangzheshoujizhibojianlichuanzheqingliangdexingganmeinv，yibianxianqihechaofengwoshencaibugouaotuyouzhi，meiyounvrenyang。
“bierenshijinshangtianhua，nijiushixueshangjiashuang，haohaodehunshabeinichuanchengsifeipo！”
“ganjinjiwoqujianfei，yigeyuehoudehunliniyaoshimeijiandao90jin，wojiuhuangexinniang！”
suiranwo110detizhongbingbushipangzhishigujiashaoweidaledian，danweilenenggoumeimeidichuanzhehunshagenxuzhihengjiehun，wohaishipinmingnulidiqujianfei。
sancanzhichisushi，meitiandoujianchiduanlianpaobu，jianfeidebuzhouwoshiyigebushao。
kewodetizhongquesihaomeiyoujiangxialai，ershizhijiepangdaole150jin。
fandaoshiwoneigepingrilidayudarou，huchihaihedeguimilinyouran，budaoyiyuejiucong120jinshoudaole90jin。
linyourandehaoshencaihenkuaixiyinlexuzhihengdemuguang，liangrenbeizhewoluangaodaolechuangshang。
beiwofaxianhou，liangrenhaidayanbucandimawosifeizhuhuogaimeirenyao，gengshiyibuzuoerbuxiuzhijiebawocongtiantaituixia，yuanbenshuyuwodehunlizhijiehuanlexinniang。
sihouwocaizhidao，yuanlailinyouranbangdingletizhongjiaohuanxitong。
buguanwozenmejian，wojiandetizhongdouhuizhuanyidaotashenshang。
ertadeneishenfeirou，yehuitongyangdezhuanyidaowoshenshang。
chenggongzaiyigeyueneihuanzhongdao90delinyouranxiquwozheibeizidesuoyouhaoyun，bujindedaolewodenanren，haizuoshanglewodeguoqigangwei，houmiangengshimaicaipiaofalebidacai。