hejiuhededuole，fengyongyouxiekouke。
duanqizhuoshangdechawan，mengguanyikouchashuizhihou，fengyongfanwendao：“fengtiandujun？”
“shenmefengtiandujun，woshenmeshihoushuoyaobangniduohuifengtiandujundeweizhile？”
fengdelin：“？？？？”
“malegebazide，xiaotuzaizi，nixiangzaofanshibushi？”
“yierzaizaiersandeshualaozi，laozimeinizheigeerzi。”
fengdelinyouxienaole，qigugudeshuodao。
yanchouzhebianyilaodieshizhennaole，fengyonghuafengyizhuan，“ququyigefengtiandujun，nengpeideshangwodiema？”
“wodieyaodang，neijiudedangdongsishengxunyueshi。”
fengdelin：“？？？？”
“啥？”
“东四省巡阅使？”
fengdelin“teng”deyishengzhanleqilai，heyanyuesedeshuodao：“nikezhenshidiedehaoerzia！”
“kuaishuoshuo，nizenmerangdiedangshangdongsishengxunyueshi？”
doushuochuanshengdebianlianlihai，zheidongsishengdebianlianyebulaia！
fengdelindezheigebianliansudu，kanchengshensu。
zheiniantou，guanyigeshengdejunfajiaozuodujun。
guanlianggeyishangshengfende，caijiaoxunyueshi。
fengdelinyaoshizhendangshangledongsishengxunyueshi，zhangzuolinzheigefengtiandujun，yejiuchengletadexiashu。
zheiduiyuyixinhezhangzuolinzhenggegaodidefengdelinlaishuo，jueduishiwufajujuedeshiqing。
“zheijianshinibengguanle！”
“jiaojiwoquban，zuiduogebayuedegongfu，baoguanrangnidangshangdongsishengxunyueshi。”fengyongpaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。
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次日一早。
天上人间大酒店。
八楼。
总经理办公室。
fengyongchouzhexueqie，chakanzhejiudiandezhangmu。
tadexinfulizhongtingcongwaimianzoujinlai，bingbaodao：“laoban，niyaozhaoderenzhaodaole！”
fengyongtoudoumeitai，mantiaosilideshuodao：“jiranzhaodaole，neigankuaibarenjiwoqinglaiba！”
“shi！”lizhongtingyingleyisheng，zhuanshenlikai。
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福顺烟馆。
xiaogejiannei，anjinqiutangzaichuangshang，mifengzheyan，chouzhefushougao。
“咳咳！”
“咳咳咳！”
yizhenjuliedekesouzhihou，anjinqiuchaozhemenwaihandao：“xiaoer，xushang，kuai，xushang。”
menlianliaokai，jinlaidebingfeishiyanguanhuoji，ershiwugebiaoxingdahan。
weishoude，zhengshilizhongting。
lizhongtingshilegeyanse，tashouxiajiaqianjinqiujiuwangwaizou。
xianganjinqiuzheizhongyouqiande，choudayandoushizaidandudexiaogejianneichou。
datinglichoudayande，doushixiemeishenmexianqiandeqiongren。
zhenggedating，doushiyanwuliaoraode。
“jiu......jiuming！”
“bangjiale，bangjiale！”
anjinqiudahandajiaobuduanzhengzha，datinglikanchangzidehunhunqueshichongerbuwen，zhuangzuomeikandao。
“zhei......dangzhongbangjia，nimenyanguanliderenzenmebuguan？”
yigepengzheyanqiangdezhongniannanren，chaozhezhengzaijiayangaodehuojiwendao。
huojidishengshuodao：“fengjiaderenbanshi，sheiganguan，niganguan？”
rujindeheilongjiangsheng，shijizhangkongzaifengdelinshouzhong。
fengjiabieshuoshidangjiezhuaren，jiushidangjieqiangbi，yemeirenganshuoshenme。
anjinqiubeijiachuyanguan，saijincheli，shixiangtianshangrenjianjiudian。
“daye，zanmenshibushiyoushenmewuhui？”
“zhuacuorenle，nimenkendingzhuacuorenle！”
“woburenshinimena！”
“fanglewo，wochulianggenxiaohuangyu。”
“三根！”
“wugen，bunengzaiduo.......”
huahaimeishuowan，anjinqiudezuiliganshoudaoyigubingliangdechugan，haiyouqiangrendehuoyaowei。
lizhongtingshouzhongwozheyibabolangningshouqiang，qiangguansaijinletadezuili。
“niruguozaifeihua，wojiurangniyongyuanshuobuchuhua！”
lizhongtingdeshengyinbingleng，rutongtiemianyanluoyiban。
天上人间酒店。
lizhongtingdairenyazheanjinqiulaidaobaloubangongshi。
“laoban，rendailaile！”
lizhongtingyijiushineifuhaowubiaoqing，bugouyanxiaodeyangzi。
“中廷啊！”
“worangniqingrenguolai，nizenmehaidongwuni？”
fengyongyibianshuozhe，yibianbanganjinqiulizheyiwu，xiaohehedeshuodao：“shoudixiadoushixiecuren，xiashoumeiqingmeizhongde，andashibiejianguai。”
anjinqiunaliganguaifengyong，diantouhayaodeshuodao：“fengdagongzininzhaowo，hebizheimemafan，pairenshaogehua，wozijijiulaile！”
“坐吧！”
fengyongshiyianjinqiuzuoxiazhihou，jiazhexueqie，mantiaosilideshuodao：“anjinqiushiba？”
“tingshuonishifangzhigudongdexingjia，jushuo，nicengjingfangzhileyigefencaiduisuhuaniaotilianghu，zheihuapingyinchayangcuodebeirenxianjilepuyi，liantadoumeikanchuzhenjia？”
zheijianshi，xianranshianjinqiuderenshenggaoguang。
taangzhenaodai，tingzhixiongtang，shuzhedamuzhishuodao：“neishi！”
“fangyandongsisheng，lunqifangzhigudongwenwu，woanjinqiushuodier，meirenganshuodiyi。”
anjinqiuyouzheigezixin，neifengyongyejiufangxinle。
“zheiciqingandashilai，jiushixiangrangandashibangwofangzhiyijiangudong......”
meidengfengyongbahuashuowan，anjinqiujiuduanranjujue，“fengdagongzi，wozaozaisannianqianjiuyijingjinpenxishou，buzuofangzhigudongdexingdangle。”
“woxianzai，shizhengjingdegudongshangren。”
“zuzongdeguijupobude，jinpenxishouzhihou，jueduibunengzaiganzheigehuole！”
anjinqiuciyanyichu，fengyongdelianseshunjiancongheyanyuese，bianchenglelengruohanshuang。
“guijubunengpo？”fengyongyiziyidundewendao。
anjinqiusishiyoushenmenanyanzhiyin，yingzhetoupihuida：“pobude！”
“让他走！”
“yongzuikuaidefangshi！”fengyongdashouyihui，lishenghoudao。
anjinqiu：“？？？？”
anjinqiuyileng，xinxiang，fengdagongzihaitinghaoshuohuade，woshuobugan，tajiufangwozoule？
anjinqiubenyiwei，zijishuobugan，deaishangyidunzoulaizhe。
lizhongtingshangqian，tiqianjinqiu，sihuxiangyaosongtazou。
henkuai，anjinqiujiuyishidaoleshiqingyouxiebuduijing。
lizhongtingtizhetabushiwangdiantizou，ershiwangchuanghuzou。
“guangdang”yisheng，lizhongtingtuikaichuanghu，zuoshijiuyaobatawangxiadiu。
anjinqiuzheicaifanyingguolai，yuanlairangtazoudezuikuaifangshi，shizheigea！
这里可是八楼啊！
congzheilidiuxiaqu，jueduisidetoutoude！
“能破！”
“规矩能破！”
yanchouzhexiaomingbubao，anjinqiuliankudaihaodehandao。
guijuheyuanzesuiranzhongyao，danshi，shejidaoxingmingdeshihou，biandongbiandongyebushibuxing。
kanzhehunshenfadoudeanjinqiu，fengyongzhizhelizhongtingshuodao：“zhongting，nizheixiaoziyeteculule！”
“dougemen，nikanbarenjiahede！”
jinjiezhe，fengyongpaizheanjinqiudejianbang，anweidao：“biehaipa！”
“youyongderen，zaiwozheili，jueduisibule！”
fengyongzheihua，kansianwei，shizeweixie。
有用的人死不了！
yaoshimeiyong，kejiuhuobulela！