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jiangshiyoumeiyoutingdaowodehuida，meitouyining，turanjiuzhamaole。
“liubaiwei，niyidingyaozheimejinjinjijiaoma？shishishiyunfu，woxianjiutayoushenmewenti？”
bushi，meirentizheishiera？
doushuoyunzaoqiqingxubuwending，danjiangshiyouyetaibuwendingleba。
jianwobuyu，jiangshiyoumeitouningdegengjinle，huranchongdaolemalubian，ganouqilai。
ranhou，tajiukanjianletongyangzaiganoudelishishi。
woyishouyigepaizhetaliangdebei，youtiexindishangzhijin：“yaobuquyiyuankankanba。”
yiyuanmenkou，jiangshiyoudelianggexiongdijihuqianhoujiaohewomenyiqidaole。
wangxiangwoshi，tamendeyanshenshiyanshibuzhudewanweihe**，woyeshitongyang。
这也成功了？
我又要当爹了？
jiangshiyoumobuzuoshengjiangwolanzaishenhou：“nimenzenmezaizhei？”
“hai，zheijitianbuzhidaozenmede，laoshifanwei，woxunsilaizuogeweijingkankan。”
“youge，nizheishi、laipeishishichanjianba？”
neixiongdishuozhe，anchuochuokanlewoyiyan，kandewoyouxiemomingqimiao。
jiangshiyoudandao：“woyezhunbeizuogeweijing。”
wohentiebuchenggangdikaikou：“guangzuoweijingnengjianchachushenme，zuoquanshenct！”
“用不着。”
jiangshiyoulanzhelishishijinqujiancha，woyibuyiqugenzhe。
congbchaoshichulai，lishishiyoukudeshangqibujiexiaqi：“yishengshuo，rangwokaolvqingchu，yaoshihaiziyihoumeiyoubaba，kendinghuibeirenchaoxiao，yaowochenzheyuefenxiao......wuwu......shiyouge，wobuxiang，wozhendebuxiang！”
“hushuoshenme，wojiushihaizidebaba！”
jiangshiyoukanleyanwo，yanshenyouyingyouruande。
woxinlingshenhui，liketingqixiong：“woyeshihaizibaba！”
jiangshiyousihubumanyiwodefanying，lenghengyisheng。
womobuzhetounao，tabushixiangrangwobiaotaima？
lishishihuranguolaizhuazhuwodeshou，yanjinghongtongtongde，kanderenxinteng：“liu**，wozhidaozheigeyaoqiuhenguofen，danshiwohaishibixuqingqiuni，bashiyougerangjiwosannian。”
“sannianzhihou，wohuizhudonglikai，buhuizaidaraonimen。”
“liu**，wozhishixiangjihaiziyigewanzhengdetongnian，nikebukeyichengquanwomen？”
worenzhensikaotadetiyi。
lishishijianwomeifanying，zuoshiyaogui，danshibeijiangshiyoulazhule。
talishengjinggaowo：“liubaiwei，bienaodetainankan。”
weiguandequnzhongqieqiesiyu，haoxiangwocaishineigefanlecuoderen，bijingrenbennenghuitongqingkanqilairuoshideyifang。
kexizhiwu，shimeiyouxinde。
“可以。”
bieshuosannian，sanshiniandoushikeyide。
wodayingdeshuangkuai，jiangshiyouqueyoubukaixinle：“liubaiwei，niyoushuashenmehuayang？”
我有点生气。
budayingfahuo，dayingyoufahuo！
bieyiweihuailewodehaizijiukeyiweisuoyuwei，woyeshiyoupiqide！
“wocuole，xingleba。”
jiangshiyoudengzhewo，neiyanshen，henbudejiangwozhayigeduichuan。
wochazheyao：“wodourencuole，nihaixiangyaozenmeyang？”
zhanglaoshuole，lianggeyuedeshijian，zugoubaogongchengshu，xianzaigenwoshuaheng，chile！
sangedananrenzuoleweijing，jieguoziranshishenmemaobingyemeiyou。
“庸医。”
jiangshiyoukanzhechuangwai，xinbuzaiyanjichupingjia。
taxiongdipuzaitingzhentaishang：“yisheng，ninzhendequedingmeiwentima？wozheiduanshijianzhendejunanshoua！”
tingzhenyishengqijile：“nidangyiyuanyiqishichiganfande？”
“buxinzijiquqitayiyuancha！”
“bushibushi，”taxiongdijihuyaokuchulaile，douzhebaogaodanshuo：“yaobuninzaijikankan，kaidianyaobei，ou——”
yishengwunaidedakaichouti，nachuyigeyicixingyiyongdianjin：“shoufangshanglai，wozaijinidagemaikankan。”
“ninhaihuizheiyishoua......”
yanjianyishengdelianseyuelaiyuechen，taxiongdideshengyinyeyuelaiyuexiao：“yisheng，wobuhuishi、deshenmejuezhengleba？”
yishengshouhuishou：“ni、zhenshinande？”
“废话！”
yishengyibiancahanyibianhuahuadayinzhejianchadan：“nimensanweihaishixianquerlouyangexue，ranhousanlouzuogect。”
baogaochulaihou，yishenggengshishoudoudelianyanjingdouzhuabuzhu，guolehenjiu，caiyanjianyigaizuolezongjie：“nimenhuaiyunle。”