第5章找茬大赛

zheihuayishuochulai,shenchuweineizhanglianshunjianbiandegendiaosepanside,yihuierhongyihuierbai。

taxinxudimiaoleyiyanzijidemuqin,xinxiang:“wanlewanle,zheixiazanzideshiqingkendingyaoluxianle!”

yaozhidao,neizanzimingmingyizhizaitahuazhuangxiazilishuidajue,yaoshizumuzhenqucha,neitabujiuchengleshuohuangdexiaorenlema?

shenchuweixinlizhidigu:“shenwanwanjintianshichileshenmelingdanmiaoyao?zenmeturanbiandezheimeyingqile?zaozhidaozheiyang,wodangchujiubugaiqureta,xianzaikehao,jumianwanquanshikongle!”

xiaqingnuojieshoudaonverqiuzhudexinhao,limajipangbianyigebuqiyandeyahuanshilegeyanse。

neiyahuanyeshigejilingde,likehuiyi,qiaoqiaodituichuleyulutang。

xiaqingnuoxiaozheshangqiandayuanchang:“aiya,wanwana,nizheihaizi,bujiushigezanzima,hebishengzheimedadeqini?mashangdouyaozuoxinniangzile,haizheimerongyidongnu。chuweia,nijintianqueshizuodebudui,wanxiaoqueshikaidale,kuaijinijiejiedaogeqian。”

shenchuweisuiranxinyoubugan,danhaishizaimuqindeshiyixia,guaiguaizoudaoshenwanwanmianqian,dishengdao:“jiejie,jintianshiwochongdongle,xiwangjiejienengyuanliangwo。danshiwoshizhendeshebudejiejie,xiangjiejiezaipeiwochaochaonaonaode,jiuxiangyiqianneiyang。”

shenlaofurenkanzheyanqiandezheiyimu,meitoujinzhou。tahuolezheimeduonian,houzhailideneixiewanwanraoraotazaojiukanchuanle。zheihouzhailidezhengdou,youshihoubizhanchangshangdejiaolianghaiyaofuza。

shenwanwannalihuiqingyituoxie,tayijiububeibukangdishuo:“zumu,muqin,huabunengzheimeshuo。simeimeijiranshuowonaletadezanzi,neijiudenachuzhengjulai。bunengkongkoubaihuajiuwuxianwo。zheijianshijiusuannadaodiediemianqianqushuo,woyeshiyoulide。ruguojintianbushuoqingchu,yihouwozaizheifulihaizenmelizuni?”

shenlaofurenbeishenwanwandehuaqidechadianmeirenzhuyaofahuo。

tajuedeshenwanwanjintianjiuxiangshichileqiangyaoyiyang,lvlvdingzhuangta,wanquanbubatazheigezhangjiarenfangzaiyanli。

xiaqingnuojianzhuang,ganjinxiaozhedaduanleshenlaofurendehua:“laofuren,ninbieshengqi。zheibenlaijiushiyichangwuhui,houtangdeshiqingzenmenengchuandaoqianyuanquni?xiaohaizijiajiadewannao,zanmenjiubiefangzaixinshangle。wanwanyidazaojiubeijiaolaiwenhua,yezhenshiweiqutale。”

shenlaofurenbeixiaqingnuozheimeyidacha,zhanglezhangzui,queyemeizaishuoshenme。

bijingxiaqingnuoniangjiashilibuxiao,pingshifulixuduokaixiaodoushikaotabutiede。tasuiranbuman,danyebuganqingyidezui。

shenchuweijianzhuang,yeganjinshunzhexiaqingnuodehuawangxiashuo:“jiejie,wojiushikannikuaiyaojiarenle,xinlishebude。yihouzheiyangderizipashibuduole,nibuhuizhenshengwodeqiba?”

taxiaozhelazhushenwanwandeshou,“jiejie,jingguozheijianshi,niyidinghuijizhuwozheigesimeimeideba?”

shenwanwanxinlianxiao:zheijigerenzhenshiyichangyihede,yaoshiwozhenshigeruanshizi,jintianhaibubeitamenniebianle!

tabiaomianshangquexiaozhehuiyingshenchuwei:“meimeishuoxiaole,wozenmehuishengnideqini?woxiageyuejiuyaodaitinijiaguoqule,daoshihounikebiewanglejiejiewoa!”

zheiyimukandepangbianderendourenbuzhuxiangxiao。

mingyanrenyikanjiuzhidaoshizenmehuishile。

yaoshifangzaixiandai,shenwanwanzaojiubazheixierenduidetiwuwanfule。

danxianzaibuxing,taderen。

yushi,shenwanwanyezhuangmozuoyangdigenzheixierenzhouxuanzhe,xinliquezaipansuanzhexiayibugaizenmezou。

“keshi,meimeidezanzidiule,zheijianshizenmeban!neizanziduimeimeineimezhongyao!”

沈初微的笑容一僵。

duimiandeshaonvkanzheta,yuanyuandeliandan,yuanyuandemouzi,yuanyuandebitou,zheiyangderongmaopeishangqienuodeshenqing,henrongyirangrenwuhuitashidaibenshanuo。

而现在却又不是了。

qienuodeshenqingbuzhishenmeshihoubujian,querdaizhideshiyifusurong。

bingbushituranjinzhangqilaideyansu,ershifazineixindeduanzheng,youyizhongdandandejuligan。

youyishunjian,shenchuweituranjuedemianqiandebingbushineigechunnuonongbao,ershishenmeshenjugaoweidezhuzi。

neizhongshouzaishenbiandelinglirangrenturanfazhan。

**,**,zhaodaole,zaihuayuanlizhaodaode。”

shenwanwanhaimeilaidejixinshangshenchuweilianshangdeqingyizhenhongyizhen,gangcaichuqudeyahuanjiunazheneisuoweidezanzipaolejinlai。

xiayimiao,bianjianyahuanduitawanlewanyanmou:“si**,nikan,zheizhengshinideyuzan。”

xiaqingnuoyileng,kanlekangaoweishangmingxianbuyuedelaofuren,mianqiangjichuyisixiaorong:“nikan,zanzixianzaiyezhaodaole,buguobushiwoshuo,chuwei,nijintianyezhenshitaifangsile,haibukuaihaohaojijiejiepeilidaoqian。”

shenwanwan“puchi”yishengxiaochulai。

“muqin,meiguanxi,wobuzaiyide,wohesimeimeiyixiangruci,duiba?”

shenchuweixinlifeikuaidizhuanzheniantou,lianshangqueduiqixiaorongduishenwanwandao:“jiejie,wojintianshizaigennishuoxiaoni。jintianzheishi,buguoshijigeyatoucuxinmahubale。zanmenliangjiemeiguanxiyixianghao,jiejiecaibuhuishengqini!”

hualisuiranshuodeqingsong,danzuihouyijuhaishiqiangleshenwanwanyixia。

shenwanwanxinlianxiao,zheishenchuweihaizhenshihuijizijizhaotaijiexia。

zheihualihuawaideyisihenmingxian:wodoufangxiashenduangennidaoqianle,niyaozaibuyiburao,neijiushinidewentile!

shenlaofurenzhengduizijishenchuweiheshenwanwanzhijiandechunqiangshezhangandaoyouxiebunaifan。jianciqingjingbiandao:“chengle,buguoshixiesuosuizashi。jiranshiqingdouqingchule,dousanleba。zheimeduorenchaochaorangrangde,toudouyunle。”

xiaqingnuomangdao:“niang,neixifuermenjiuxianxiaqule。”

shuozhebianlazheshenchuweiheyahuanmenyiqituichuleyulutang。

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