第1章 抬具尸体去道歉

di1zhangtaijushitiqudaoqian

wobeishapaoshideneitian,fuhanchuanzhengpeizhebaiyueguangxinshangmanchengyanhua。

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......

我死了。

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“生日快乐。”

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“你喜欢就好。”

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真惨!

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“muqiu,zainixiangqingchuzijicuozainazhiqian,biezailaifanwo。”

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“zenmele?hanchuan,nibugaoxingma?”

“没有。”

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“tahuibuhuiyuwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

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“哦。”

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“ruguotahaishilvjiaobugai,wojiubatasuozaijiali,rangtazaiyeshanghaibuleni。”fuhanchuanziguzidishuo。

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ruguoshitanengtaiyijushitidehua......

那画面,必定炸裂!