第3章永远摘掉舔狗之名的办法

tingdaozheihua,zaikandaosuguaiguaicishijuranluchuyimowumeidebiaoqing,chenzhanganzhijuedejipigedashengqi。

“shimei,nizheishizuoshen!wokecongweixihuanguoni,wozhishibanidangmeimeieryi!nizheihuakebierangluhaotingdaole!”

chenzhanganyansudiyusuguaiguaipieqingguanxi,“woyiqianneibanzhaoguni,danchunshiyinweishizunlinzhongzhutuo!nibiehusiluanxiang!”

suguaiguaizuijiaochoudong,yishijianbuzhidaoshuoshenmele。

“ni,nizaipianziji!”

taturanfajuexinlibuhaoshou,kuaisuduzhezuiba,maimengdao:“shixiong,wo,woqishiyebushibunengpeinizuoxieshenme,nijiuchuqurangwushixiongdaxiaoquwodeniantouma,wanghouwojiuduohuilaipeipeini,zenmeyang?”

“shimei!!nizaizheiyangwokejiugaosuluhaole!niyebuxiangluhaozhidaonizheiyangba!”chenzhanganbiaoqinglengmo,shizexinlizailengxiao。

“buyaoma,wozhidaoshixiongzhishishengqile,kewoyebuxiangde,mingmingrenjiaxinliyoushixiongde,zhuyaoshiwoyebuxiangfangqidahaoqiancheng,yihouwodexiuweinenggoutufeimengjin,shenzhifeishengchengxian......”

tingzhesuguaiguaizheihua,chenzhanganzhifanexin。

suguaiguaisihumeikandaochenzhangandelianse,jixushuodao:“shixiong,wogennishuo,qishiwoxianzaideshizunkebushifanjianzhiren!ershilaizixuwupiaomiaodexianjie!nizhiyaobangwodaxiaowushixiongquwodeniantou,heyiqianneiyangchuchubangwochongwo,neinihaiyoukenengyikaowo,qudaoxianjie。xianjieduinizheizhongzizhinapashishangdeng,quebudajuedingderenlaishuo,henyoukenengshidaodabuleshijie,xianzaiwoshijinijiyuan!”

qianmianyiduanhua,suguaiguaihaiyouxiexukenqiudeyiwei,shuodaohoumian,tabiaoqingyoukaishibiandejieaozidaleqilai。

yaoshimeiyouxitong,chenzhanganhuoxuhuihaohaokaolvsuguaiguaitichudeyijian,nenggouwajuechusuguaiguaideshengtideren,kenengzhenjiubushuyufanjian。

danxianzaitayouxitong,bingqiexitonghaishuotafangzaishenjieyeshizuiqiangdexiuwei,zheixiaoxiaoxianjie,suanshenme?

haiyou,tazaiktvwoa!

“shimei!woyijingshuodehenqingchule!dangchuneiyangduini,zhishiyinweiwodayingleshizun!xianzai,youyigegenghaoderenqudaini,niyinggaihaohaokaolvzenmerangzheigerenbianchengdangchudewo!qitade,jiubuyongshuole!haole,wochuqule!”

陈长安态度很坚决。

真当我想舔你?

yaobushitianninengyongyouwudixiuwei,tiansheidoubutianni!

kanzhechenzhanganjiaobuqingkuaiwangwaizou,suguaiguaiyouxieqijibaihuaile,madao:“ni!nihuihouhuide!”

chenzhanganxunsufanhuiluhaodeshenbian,yiranmiandaicanlandexiaorong,ranhouchatudiqianlai,jiluhaozhunbeijusuo。

tazhiyouyigeqinchuandizi,chuanyuedaozheishijiewunianli,hetaguanxizuihaode,jiuzhiyoutadedizimurongxuele。

luhaoyexiangzhaogeanjingdedifangchuanxinhuishimen,gangcaixianglexiang,haishijuedezheishiyaozhihuiyixiashimen,zhengqiushimendeyijian。

suguaiguaichuxianshi,lianseyihuifupingjing,zheiyebaoluletashenchendexinji。

luhaohesuguaiguaisuihoulikai,dadianhuifuleningjing。

bujiu,murongxuehuidaolechenzhangandeshenbian。

chenzhanganzhuyidao,zheiweitudijiantashizhongyubuzaizhoumei。

tudiguoqukendingyerendingtashitiangouba。

murongxuexianzaikanzhechenzhangandebiaoqingqueshibianle。

yinweitazhongyuzhidaolezijishizundangchuweishenmeneiyangzuole。

tahenxiaojiuchenglechenzhangandeqinchuantudi,tazhidaochenzhanganweirenwenheqianxunyouli,yizhibujiechenzhanganweihenengweileshiguzuochuneimeduochugedexingjing。

yuanlaishiyinweitaiguozhuzhongchengnuohetaiguozhuzhongqingyi!

“xiaoxue,fenfuxiaqu,rangquanzongzhibanhunli。guangyaoxiulianjiesuoyouren,zhuyi,tebieshuomingsuguaiguaiyaojiaderenshidujiedianfeng!”

bushuomingzheiyidian,laiderenhuoxubuhuitaiduo。

mumurongxuerenzhendigongshou:“tuerzunming!“

chenzhangandianlediantou,shiyimurongxuequbanshi。

danhenkuai,tayishidaoleshenme,jiaotinglemurongxue。

“等等。”

chenzhangandingzhemurongxue,bianqianglehou,tamanmanfaxianzijiyouxiebuyiyangle。

zicongtabianqianghou,tafaxianzijibujinquanshenchongmanlenanyiyanyudeliliang,hainengkandaoyiqiankanbudaodedongxi。tahuixiangqibujiuqian,suguaiguaitidaotaheluhaodeshengtiqihedu,taguanchaliangrenshi,faxianletamenshenshangdeziseqiti。

chenzhanganningshimurongxue,zhuyidaotatineiyeyouyituanziseqiti。tafeiluozaitamianqian,wenshengshuo:“xiangxinshizun,daihuierbuyaodikangwodelingqi。”

suizhetadeshoufangzaimurongxuefubu,tadelianjiadunshifeihong,danhen**shoudaoyigunuanliujinrutadeshenti。

xiayike,tazhijuedeerzhongxiangqileyigulaiziyouguyibandezhongsheng。

henkuai,tafaxianzijituranbaoshenglelianggedajingjie,yijudaodalehuashenqi!

“这是!!!”

慕容雪大惊失色。

chenzhanganshouhuileshou,weixiaodao:“wobangnijuexingleshengti。”

zhiyushishenmeshengti,tabudong。

“shide!shishengti!binghongshengti!”murongxuenaohailiwugumaochuleyixieshengtidechuanchengjiyi,henkuailejieqingchulezijideshengti。

“shizun,nin,ninzhidaowoyoushengti?haiyou,shengtijuexingbushiyaohenjiuma?”

murongxuebukezhixin,gangcaichenzhanganzhishijiangshoufangzaitafubuyixia,jiujieshule!

chenzhanganxiaodao:“biewenle,xiaqubanshiba。”

murongxueshenxiyikouqi,zaicixinglihoulikai。

dengtudizoule,chenzhanganzuijiaoqiaoqi,youzixiganshouleyixiazijihunshenyunhandekongbushili。

“lihaile,zhihoudengwoxiqutiangouzheigechirumingsheng,jiutiangaorenniaofeile。”

yihoutabuguanzaifanjianyouli,haishiquxianjie,yihuozhezaizongmenhunchidengsi,tadoudeliudeqingbaizairenjian。

chengleqiangzhe,zuizaihudejiushimingsheng。

jiuxiangfanjianyouyigedingjiandujiedianfengqiangzhe,jiuyinweiyiqiantebiexihuanbierendeqizi,xianzaihenduorendouandilijiaota“taqitianzun”。

jiuzheimingzi,jihumeiyourengangentazuopengyou,chufeishidanshengou,kedanshengouyeyoukenengyaoquqi。

悠悠众口难堵。

dangrantayijingqiangdadaoyouyigehenjiandandebanfakeyiduzhuzhongkou,neijiushibuguansanqiershiyi,zhijiehuidiaofanjian,buguannannvlaoshao,tongtongmiele!

zhishizheiyangjiuyouxiecanrenle。

shalushijiejuewentidezuihoubanfa。

ertayexianghaolebijiaohexiedezhaichutiangourenshedejihua。

tadasijiangsuguaiguaijiajiluhaozheishixuanchuanchuqu,rangzhenggexiuxianjiederendouqianlai,daoshihoutazaihunlishangzhixuyaoyichangbiaoyan。

shuoyixiazijidangchunianyou,baduimeimeideqinqingwurenweileqitaganqing,caiyouguobiaobaiyishi。

dangtayishidaozhishiqinqinghou,kaishibaochijuli,zhidaoshizunlinzhongzhutuo。

tajiangsuoyoushiqingweiweidaolai,bingqiebiaoxianchuduibasuguaiguaijiachuquyishifeichangkaixindeyangzi,xiangxinjiubuhuizaiyourenhuaiyile。

tiangourenshe,yejianghuicongtatoushangxiaoshi。

青云宗内。

yiqunzhanglaozaicijiheleqilai。

“ei,wodecuo!shiwowuhuizongzhutale!xiangbudaozongzhushirucizhongqingyideren,buguohuanzuoshiwo,qianzongzhuzhutuowo,wokenengyehuizheiyangzuo!”yigezhanglaochuilezijixiongkoujixia,yiliankuijiuzhise。

“shia!zongzhushizhennanrena!huanzuoshiwo,mianduiruciliuyanfeiyu,kongpazaojiuchengshoubuzhu!”lingyigezhanglaotanqidao。

zaizhongduozhanglaozaikuijiushi,dazhanglaozhouzhemeitou,chenshengdao:“dajiabuyaowangxiajielun!”

cihuayiguo,qitazhanglaodouanjinglexialai。

dazhanglaochenshengdao:“qianzongzhudeweirenwomendouhenlejie,suoyiwoburenweiqianzongzhuhuishuochuzheiyangdezhutuo!”

zheihuayiguo,zhongduozhanglaoxianglexiang,queshiyoudianbuyinggai。

tamenyinxianglideqianzongzhukeshiyigeweilezongmenfuchuleyiqiedeweiren。

yiqiantamenzongmenkeyishuoshipaizaizhongxiayoudeshuiping,qianzongzhuzaichengweizongzhuhou,jihushibaikaishijianlaiyong,suozuodeshiqingdoushiweilezongmenzhexiang。

shenzhibaweiyideyigenverjiaojilebierenquzhaogu。

zaiqianzongzhukuxinguyidifuchuxia,tamenzongmencaiyoulerujindehuihuang。

rucirenwu,linzhongshihuirangtudixuxiaruciqiguaidechengnuo?

dazhanglaochenshengdao:“bujiuhousuguaiguaiheluhaojiuzaiwomenzongmenchenghun,erwoyoubanfanonglaiyikuaiwenxinshi!daoshihouhunlishangtachenzhanganyaoshizaishuochuqianzongzhuzhutuodehuayu,wojiurangtawenxin!”

cihuayiguo,quanchangjijingwusheng。

在婚礼上这样做?

yaoshichuleshenmeshiqing,tamenzongmenqibushichenglexiaohua?

dazhanglaosihuzhidaoqitazhanglaoxiangshenme,jixuchenshengdao:“qianzongzhuweirenruhe,dajiadouqingchu,wobuxiangkandaorucirenwubeihoudaiqiangxingyonglaichehuang,kuangpiantaren!”

一众长老面面相觑。

“zhuwei,nimenxiangxiang,yaoshiwomenbuzizhuquyongwenxinshiqujiekaizheicengmiansha,wanghouqitarenyongwenxinshiqujiekai,qietachenzhanganjiushipianrenleni?”

dazhanglaozheihuayiguo,zhijiejiangsuoyouzhanglaodeyouyufensui。

shide,tamenquzhengmingchenzhanganshuohuang,zhihouhainengshuoshizisaochiru。

bierenchaichuanchenzhanganshuohuang,yiyijiubuyiyangle。

jiuzheiyang,suoyouzhanglaotongyilezheiyizuofa。