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woniucheng,guiyuanzongjiaoxia。
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ditoukankanzijidezhuangban。
……
bujiushimalezuozhesanqianzi,yongbuzhelimachuanyueba?
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niyiweitashihedefengdianma?bingbushi。
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不,是天赐的良机。
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名字:清冷。
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知道不知道?
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不应该呀....?
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heng,xiaozaizimen,dengzhezhandouba!
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zhibuguoshijianduibushang,zheiqijianshichuleshenmewenti?