第3章 哦,你眼睛上有眼屎

baiyaoyaozongjuedebeitakanzhe,xinlimaomaode,shenzhiyouzhongxinsidoubeitakanchuandewuligan,tawenlewenshen,“womenzhishilaihejiude。”

“hejiu?”nanzixiaochulesheng。

qitakankeyejuedehaoxiao,zheilidejiushuishiwaimiandeshibeibuzhi,nalihebuchengjiu,pianpianyourenpaizhangdui,zhishiweilelaiyuchunlouhejiu?

“haoba!womingbai,ruguonishilaiyingpinde……”nanzicongshangdaojiaodedaliangleyixiabaiyaoyao,“shuoshihua,nidemoyangdaoshishengdejihao,jiushipiqi,meijigekerenxihuan。”

baiyaoyaojianzhiqizhale,henbudeyibaxianletazheizhuozi,dannaihedoulimeijigegangbenger。

shangjizeshizaiyipangxiuhonglelian。

nanziguyicoujinta,yuqihailvedaidiaoxi,“zenme?wozhangdehaokanma?kanzhewoyanjingdoubuzha?”

baiyaoyaolengjingleyihuier,yuqihendan,“e,niyanjingshangyouyanshi。”

“……”

总算扳回一成。

shuowan,tafangxiajiliangyinzihou,lashangshangjijiupao。

dengnanzihuidaofangli,mengzhigongshouqingan,“qibingbawangye,nindebanfaguoranzouxiao,zhishizaitapengyouerbianchuichuifeng,bianzhudongrangbaiyaoyaosongshangmenle,wangyenadaoyaochihou,womenshibushikeyizhunbeixiayibule?”

mengzhishiguohenduofangfakaojinbaiyaoyao,ketaweirenjinshen,meitianjiushizaoshihejialiangdianyixian,genbenwufajiejindaota。

napatacengzailushangshituxiashoutouyupei,kemeiyihuier,biangendiule,mingmingtashenmewugongdoumeiyou,weihefangenzongnenglihuizheimeqiang?

“meinadao。”cangzhulinfumozherunyu,ranhoushiwangdefangxia,“zheiyupeibingweishiliushiliuxiade,ershicangjiangjitadeliwubale。”

“wuguojunzhu?”mengzhijingtan,cangjiangweirenlizhiqieminganduoyi,fanshiyexinhenshoula,juebuhuiliushenmebabingzaibierenshoushang。

yuanyiweishijianchuanyanshijiade,meixiangdaocangjiangguozhenshiaimuzhebaiyaoyao。

“dequeshiwoneipanguodeerge。”cangzhulinruoyousuosi。

qishushiguxianxianchuanxialaidezhibao,shishijiansuoyouzhihuidejiejing,decishujikechengjiubaye,shinaizhishizhizhimeng,zhirenzhimiyao。

cishujingguojidai,zuihouzailiushishouzhongshichuan,erliushijiushibaiyaoyaodeqinshengmuqin,tameiyouliyoubuchuanjibaiyaoyao。

kebaiyaoyaorujindejiongjing,hendachengdushang,qishuyinggaishizaibaiqishoushang。

zheigeliushixiangdangjingming,zhidaozijinvershidanlibo,kendingbaobuzhuqishu,haihuijibaiyaoyaozhaozhimafan,burufangshourangzhongrenquzhenggetoupixueliu,fanzhengzuihouyeshizhulandashuiyichangkong。

bijingdakaiqishudeyaochi,putianzhixia,zhiyoubaiyaoyaoyigeren,neimebaifutashifeiquyitangbukele。

mengzhiyouxieshiwang,youxiangdaojintianbawangyebeibaiyaoyaoxiurudeshi,“wangye,shuxiaqujiaoxunjiaoxunneigebaiyaoyao。”

“buyongneimemafan,jintianfanshigenzhebaiyaoyaoyiqixiaoleren,junsha。”cangzhulinpinzhechadandanyiju。

“shi。”mengzhiyihuodediandiantou。

huashuo,shaneimeduorencaimafanba!zaishuole,yaoshiyiwangyourenganzheiyangduibawangyeshuohua,zaojiushenshoufenjiale。

zheihaishidiyici,bawangyemeiyouduiyigerenmeiyouxiasishou。

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baiyaoyaozaihuijiadelushangmailedianxiaocai,fangfoshenmeshidoumeiyoufashengyiyang,shenzhihailiuleshangjizaijiachiwanfan。

ershangjihaipadexianggeshoujingdetuzi。

tebieshi,youkandaobaiyaoyaojiademenbeizakaileyigefeng,gengshijinghuangshicuo。

baiyaoyaodandingdekanzhebeizademensuo,jinshengyigenxianjiangmenlianjieqilai,xiangbishigebineigeshenjingbingfaxiantabuzaijiayejiuzuobale,taquerenlejiazhongwurenchuangruhou,zheicailaleshangjijinqu。

shangjiyouxiejile,baiyaoyaobuguangyudaolefengzi,gengkepadeshitahaidezuileyuchunloudelaoban,“yaoyao,doushiwodecuo,hainidezuileyuchunloudekanlaoban,yaobunihuibaifuba!”