第1章
nanchengjichang，nvweishengjian。
yunyugangzouchumen，jiubeiyidaogaodadeshenying，wuzhuzuiduzaileqiangshang！
“wu！fangkai......”
nanrensisijiangyunyudeshuangbeiguzhu，zaitaerbianchuiqi，“xu——bieluandong，jiugeji。”
“wojiunimei！”yunyuyaoya，tiqixigaijiuchaonanrenkuaxiazhuangqu！
keneirensuiyiyilao，jiujiangyunyudetuizhiguzailezijishouzhong。
zhengzaizheishi，waimianturanyouyuanjijinchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。
“你们去那边搜！”
“是！”
nanrenzhoushenshunjiansanfachuhairendeyapogan，tayongshentijiangyunyujinjinyazaiqiangshang，fuchunzaitaerbianminglingdao，“chusheng。”
suiji，yunyuchajuedaoyouyibayouliangyouyingdedongxizhengdizaitadeyaojian，weixiezhetaruguobupeihe，jiuxiaomingbubao。
yunyuzaixinlibutingmonian“shishiwuzheweijunjie”he“moshengqi”，zheibeizhuishadenanrenjuefeishanlei，takebuxianghuinanchengdediyitianjiurechushenmedaxinwen。
“guang”yisheng，menbeicubaodituikai，yunyulikejianjiaoyisheng，feikuaidijiangmenpailehuiqu。
jigexiongsheneshadedahanzhipiedaolejiqi“xiangyan”deyimu，ranhoutingweishengjianlimiandenvrenchendao，“yourenlaile！nikuaidian.......”
jigerenmalejuzanghua，shanshanlikai。
jiaobushengjianxingjianyuan，yunyuzhuazhunshijizhengtuonanren，yiquanzashangleduifangdexiaba！
nanrenyishibucha，chitongdituikai。
“mulaohu。”nanrenneidiyadanmodesangyinmanbujingxindexiangqi。
“猥琐男！”
yunyuhuiqidizhenglezhengyifu，henhenwanlenanrenyiyan，zhijiekuobulikai。
nanrendingzhetaneihongdesizaidixuedeerchui，yanshenruoyousuosi。
zouchujichangdeneiyike，yunyucaiwushengdesonglekouqi，xianzhangdeyuzhishunshoufumoleyixiazijidelianjia。
zheichounanrenchadianbatagangzhanhaodebahennongdiao！
turan，shoujixiangleyisheng，yunyudiankaituisongyikan——“boyunliangjialianyin，yunjiaxijianv，maquebianfenghuang！”
笑话！
zhenggenanchengsheirenbuzhi，bojiayaohetalianyindeneiwei，keshigebanjieshenzimailehuangtudebinggui！
ruofeiruci，yunjiantingzenmebubazheiyangde“haoshi”jitadezhangshangmingzhuyunruo，fanerjizhebatazheigecongxiaojiubeidiuzaishangoulidenverjiaohuilai？
buguodaoshizhenghao，tayeyouzijibixuyaojinrubojiadeliyou......
yunyushouqishouji，zoudaoyiliangdidiaodeheicheqianlakaichemen，zhijiefushenzuoshanglefujiashi。
“哎呀我去！”
jiashizuoshang，aqizaikandaotabahenbianbudexiaolianhou，dunshiburenzhishidewuzhuleyanjing，“yujie，haimeidaoyunjiani，nizheijiubanshangle？”
yunyupieleyanshenpangdejiaxiaozi，youcongdaochejingkanzhezijizhengningdelian，shengyinqiandan，“jinshendianhao，ganggangzaixishoujianjiuyushanglegebiantai。”
lushang，aqiyibiankongsuyunjiadequede，yibianzhongshenzheyanzhongxing，“tamingbujiuyi，haibunengrendao！bunengrendaoa！yujienitouhunjiujiazheimegejiahuo，chiledakuile！”
yunyuwunai，“aqi，woyoubushizhendejiajinquguoshenmefuqishenghuo，nadaowoyaodedongxi，wojiulikezou。”
aqixiaoxinyiyidekanletayiyan，chenmolepiankehou，youyudao，“jinbojia......shiweilexiaoyoudebing？”
yunyushouqixiaorong，hanzheshuiwubandemeimoukanxiangchuangwai，shengyinbeifengchuisan，“ng。”
......
yemudichui，denghuolanshan。
heichetingzaiyichuzhaiyuan，fugudeoushijianzhugaoduanyoubiejuyige。
yunyuxiache，tingzhidanbodejibeizhanding，hantanbansenlengdemuguangkanxiangyanqianzheijudadezhaiyuan。
zheishishanggeshijitawaigonghaizaishijiandefangzi，tahemuqindoushichushengzaizheili。kezicongmuqinqushihou，zheizhaiyuanjiubeiyunjiantingbazhanle，haiyouliangaijiao“yunzhai”。
yunjianting，tade“hao”fuqin。
henxindijiangtaganzoubuwenbuwen，tazijiyijiasankoudaoshizaizheiliguodeqilewuqionga。
yunyuchuizhemeiyan，dishengqingxiao，juesedeyanmouzhongtouzhejifenhenlidemei。
dangran，shiwushineizhanglianshangshangbadeqingkuangxia。
jiankuzhefuduonian，jirantaxianzaihuilaile，jiuhuibasuoyouyuanshuyutadedongxi，quanbudounahuilai！
yunyumeiyoujizhejinmen，fanertuozhexinglixiangxianqulehouyuan，taxiaoshihoucenghemuqinyiqizaizhongguoyizhuhaitang，xiangqukankan。
kekuobieduoniandetingyuan，nalihaiyouhaitanghuakaideyingzi。
tamen，jingganbaneikeshukanle！
wunei，yigekanqilaigenyunyunianjichabuduodenvhaizoudaochufangshengtang，yuguangbujingyiyisao，biankanjianlechuangwaiyizhangmianmuzhengningbahenbianbudelianzhengduitanumuershi......
shouzhongdepanzishunjianhualayixiazidiaozaidishang，shuailegefensui！
xiayimiao，tabengkuidejianjiaochusheng，“a——guia！！！”