狗皇帝，有意思……
xiaoyuhuaidididechixiaoleyisheng，tashixianluozailengyuebinbiandeneizhifengchaishang，caibujinbumandikaikou：“niangniangdezheizhifengchaibucuo，henchenniangniangqizhi。”
huiqudelushang，lengyuezhijuedezijishuangjiaomianruan，bubudouxiangshicaizaimianhuashang。taneixinhuangzhang，kongjubuan。
shezhengwangxiaoyuhuai？jiushineigezhishouzhetian，yinxianjiaozha，sharenbuzhayandexiemo？
ke，fangcaijiantazhexianbandemoyang，lengyuezenmedouwufajiangtayuxiemolianxizaiyiqi。qie，ruobushiwangyededaolai，bixiajiexialaihuizuochushenmeshiqing，tawufaxiangxiang。
tadeyanqianyoufuxiandadianneishiermeiren，huangdimingrenzhilehuaxianghaibusuan，jinghairangshiermeirenrupingfengshanghuaxiangyibanchuanzhe，yeyeshengge。lengyueyouxiangdaoruantashang**debuzhishinagepinfei，shibushihuangshangminghougongdefeipindourucisihou。
nannvzhishi，lengyueyisibuzhi。congqianzaifudideshihou，yemeitingmamajiaodaoguo。
lengyuebuzhidaozijishiruheshangleruanjiao，tazhijuedehuanggongdeyewangewainanai，chengqiandiandaofengyigongdeluyeshirucimanzhang，youzhezoubuwandeyongdao。xuexiadehenda，lengyuezhiganjuezijiquanshenshangxiameiyouyisireqi，xiangshizhenggerendoujinzaihanbingli。
zhidaobishuzaishencetixingleyisheng，“niangniang，zanmendaole。”
lengyuezheicaishaoxulahuiyixiesixu，tahuangzhangdexialeruanjiao。daolefengyigong，muyudereshuizaoyizaiguanxishibeihao。lengyuebeibiyunhebishusihouxishu，dangbazhenggeshenzipaojinreshuilideneiyike，tacaijuedezijiquanshendexueyezhongxinzailiutang，zijifangruoyouhuoleguolai。
congguanxishichulaizhihou，lengyuehuanletieshendeqinyi。bishuzaoyibachuangrupuhao，shengpalengdaoniangniang，youzaichuangrulisailejigetangpozi。
“niangniang，zaoxieshuiba，shichenbuzaole。nubijininfangletangpozizairuzili，gelianggeshichenzailaijininhuanyici。”
xielezhuangrongdelengyuecikekanshangquhenshipibei，taxiaoliancangbai，zuichunmeiyouyisixuese。tatangzaichuangshang，zhijuedetoutongyulie，xiangyaokaikourangbishutamenyexiaquxiuxi，quefaxianzijilianyisishuohualiqiyemeiyou。
bishuqingqingfangxiachuangshangdeweiman，xianghoutuilejibu，jiuzaidianneibuyuanchushouzhe。
lengyuebuzhizijishuileduojiu，mimihuhudangzhongjuedequanshendouzaitengtong，fangfobeichelunjinianguoside。tabuzijuedebashenziquansuozaiyiqi，mengjianzijichizhejiaoyizhedanbodezouzaihandonglayuedexuedili，quanshenshangxiadoudongchenglebingcha，kuaiyaosiqu。
tamengjianlezijideadieheaniang，mengjianlecongxiaoduitatengaiyoujiadedageheerge，haiyoudasaohejiayu。jiayuyijiushinaishengnaiqidezhuaizhetadequnjiao，genzaitahoumianbutingdehanta“xiaogugu”。
lengyuezaishuimengzhongleishuilianlian，tajuedezijixiangkepiaobozaimangmangdahaizhongdefucao，wuzhuruoxiao。
bishushibeiweizhangneidechuoqishengjingxingde，taganjinshangqianquchakan。jiukandaozijianiangniangjinzhouzhemeitou，sihuzaidishengyiyu。
“niangniang，niangniangnizenmele……”bishuqingshenghanleliangxia，tafushenquting，yagentingbuqingchuniangniangzaiyiyuxieshenme。