【zhurenhao，woshixitongzhushu，huanyingnikuaichuandao《fanpaibossshiwodie》……】
“谁，谁在说话？”
shenmuxuesichuhuangu，ranerzhenggeqiangjiaoxia，chuleta，liantiaogoudoumeiyou。
haiyou，tabushiyijingsilema？
tamingmingjidechuqumaidongxishi，yebuzhidaocongnalipaochugeshenjingbing，nazhebadaojiuwangtaduziliyidaoyouyidaodetongzhe，zhidaomeilezhijue。
biyandeneike，tazhenhenbudejiangneishenjingbingtunshidaijin。
tahaiyoudabadenianhuameilaidejihuihuo，jiuzheimebeirenjitongsile。
死得多冤啊！
zhenghuiyizhe，huranyoutingdao……
【zhurenhao，ninchuanyuedaole《fanpaibossshiwodie》zheibenshuli，erwoshinindezidaixitongzhushu】
shenmuxuezheicaifaxian，neishengyinjingranlaiziyutadenaohaizhong，meitougangcu，bianyoutingdaoneishengyin。
【qingzhurenfankandiyizhang。】
jingenzhe，tadenaohaizhong，bianfuxianchuzheimeyidaduanhua。
【diyizhang，chuanwen，xiaoyangguodangjinhuangdishenchuanhan，zisinianduoqian，jidengjizhishi，neihuaizhebageduoyueshenyundeqizituranbeirenzhuazou，taopaotuzhongnanchanersizhihou，zheishenchuanhanxinggedabian，biandefeiyangbahu、baonvewudao、beixinqiyi、caojianrenming……】
皇帝？
shenmuxuecuolecuoshou，youxiexingfen。
ganqingzijishichuanyuedaogudaixiaoshuolilaile？
gudaihaoa，xiaoshuolidianshijulidenvzhujiao，budoushishenmegongzhuhuanghoudeme？
tapobujidaitiwenxitong，“neiwoni？woni？woshishenmeshenfen？”
【……乞丐。】
沈暮雪：“？？”
【erqiehaishijijiangesizaijietoudeqigai。】
shenmuxuezuijiaochoulechou，zheicaikandaoshulideneixingdazi。
【xiaoyangguogengzinian，chuxizhiye，chengwaiyanhuasiqi，xiongbaochengxingdehuangdizhanzailiaowangtai，kanzhezheifanrongjiangshan，wurenzhuyidaojiebianjihanjiaopojijiangsiqudexiaoqigai。】
“就这？就这？”
shenmuxueganjuezijiyaofengle！
bierenchuanyuedoushigezhongjinshouzhixitong，zaibujiyeshigehuanghougongzhu，zijizenmejiushigeqigai？erqiehaikuaisile！
这玩什么？
穿越体验卡？
能不能给差评！？
sihuganyingdaoshenmuxuedexiangfa，naohaizhongxiangqixitongdeshengyin。
【zhuren，yebuyongtaihuixin，womensuiranmeiyoujinshouzhi，dankeyixiugaijubena！】
“？mafanzhijiebawogaichengyitongjiangshandenvdi，xiexienin。”
【……muqianzhinengshanchuxiugaiciyu。erqiehaishibenxitongzengsongde。yihounixianghuodexiugaiquanxian，xuyaoyongxianjidian。】
“e，mianfeizengsongde？”
【shide，yicixiugai“danci”dequanxian。】
“没了？”
【没了。】
无言了！
shenmuxuechedidewuyanle。
“yetaikoumenle，jiranyaozengsongweishenmebuduozengsongjici？songwogedajiejubuhaoma？”
【yaoshizhurenbumanyi，zheicizengsongbenxitongzidonghuishou……】
【biea！manyi，wotebiemanyi！】
shenmuxuedetaidulikeyibaibashidudazhuanbian。
【zhuren，shifoushiyongxiugaiciyuquanxian？】
“yonga！”shenmuxuefengkuangdiantou。
zheiyaoshibuyong，tajiudesizaizheilea！
shouchiguangbi，shenmuxuexianglexiang，heiheiyixiao，shenshoujiang“wuren”lianggezihuadiaole。
【xiaoyangguogengzinian，chuxizhiye，chengwaiyanhuasiqi，xiongbaochengxingdehuangdizhanzailiaowangtai，kanzhezheifanrongjiangshan，zhuyidaojiebianjihanjiaopojijiangsiqudexiaoqigai。】
chengqiangshang，zhengtiaowangzheyuanfang，lengjunyinchenzheyizhangliandehuangdi，kanzheyuanchuxuanlandeyanhua，shenseganshangdezihuaizhongtaochuyifuhuaxiang。
huaxiangshangshiyiqingyantuosu、qianjiaobaimeidenvzi，cinaizhengshihuangdizaoshi，quezuiaidenvzi，shitaxinmuzhongdebaiyueguang。
shouqihuaxiang，buzhiweiheshixianturanzhuangxiangchengqiangxia，haosiyoushenmedongxi，zhengyouhuozhetayiban。
dangtademuguangchujineizhangzangxixidexiaolian，xintouhuranhenhenyizhan。
像，实在是太像了！
“lairen！jiangneiqierjizhendaihuilai！”
“xitong，nishibushikuangwo？wodougailejubenle，huangdineilaotouyinggaiyezhuyidaowolea？”
shenmuxueyijingedaoshuangshoushuangjiaofamafaleng，ganjuezijidaxianyizhi。
shentiyuelaiyuebingleng，yishiyebiandeyuelaiyuemohu。
youxiaodeshenzi，zaiyezhichengbuzhu，shunzhechengqianghuanhuandeshuaidaozaidi。
binlinsiwangdenanshou，rangshenmuxuezaiyerenbuzhudezhouma。
tazheidaodishizaoshenmeniele，gangcansi，yichuanshuguolai，mashangyouyaobeiesi？
天道不公！
daizhebuganxin，shenmuxuehuanhuandebishangyanjing，quezaizhunbeiyingjietianshideneiyike，wangjianyiheiyinanzizouleguolai。
mobushirentoumamianlaijietalaile？
renhaiweikanqingchu，bianchedideshiquleyishi。
yebuzhiguoleduojiu，shenmuxuehuwenshiwudexiangwei，xiyindetazhibuzhudeliukoushui。
香！
好香啊！
“gulu”yisheng，jingtianpidi，shenmuxuejiuzheimebeizijiduzidejiaoshengjichaoxingle。
yizhengyan，heranjiandaoyizhangjingweitianrendejunlian，shenmuxuebeiheleyitiao，wanglezijicishideshenzicaisisuiban，mengranqishen，yibazhuangzaineirendeetoushang，shuaidaozaichuangshang。
shenmuxuewuzhebeizhuangdeshengtengdeetou，xianggexiaobaoziyiyangdegongzaichuangshang。
daineiyizhenzhendetengtongguoquhou，shenmuxueqiaoqiaodepiexiangneiren。
帅！
zhangdezhentaniangdetaishuaile！
tahuoleershijisui，haicongmeiyoujianguozhangderucijunmeizhiren，tajingzhaobudaorenheciyukeyonglaixingrongciren。
“nishitianshi，haishiyanwangye？”
dunleyidun，shenmuxuejiezhedao：“ruoshiyanwangyedouzhangnizheimoyang，neiwoxiadiyuyexing。”
至少能一饱眼福。
xiangxiang，tashenmuxuemutaidanshen，liangenanrendeshoudoumeiqianguo，shenmuxuedunshijuedexuekui！
taitouwangzhemianqianzheirendelian，shenmuxuerenbuzhudeliuhalazi，shuangyanmaozhesexin。
xiaoshouyimozuijiao，shenmuxuezichuangshangpaqi，yi**dezuozainanzideshenshang，yongneixiaoshoulouzhenanrendebozi，yifuqingtiaodemoyang。
“能商量件事吗？”
nanrenmeitouweiweiyicu，dao：“heshi？”
“哇！”
shenmuxuejinghuyisheng，“nibudanzhangxiangjingweitianren，jingranlianshengyindouzheimehaoting。”
tingdetahunshensuma，douyaoruanzaitahuaizhongle。
ranershijishang，taqishishiede，danchenjinzaimeisezhongdeshenmuxuesihaomeiyouzhuyidao。
“niyebierangwoqutoutaile，jiushoulewoba，rangwozuonidefuren，zenmeyang？”
napashibuchifan，naparangtayisizaisi，ruonengtiantiankanzhetazheizhanglian，shenmuxuejuedeyezhile。
yuanbenhaibengzheyizhangliandenanzi，zaitingdaoshenmuxuedehuashi，zhongyuguiliele。