第5章
shijikouren,liangjinbaimian,baimianhuhulimiandaleyikejidan,zhinengkandaoxixidejidansipiaozaihuhuli。
jishizheimehansuan,laolijiarenyechidefeichangmanzu。
“laodajiade,zheibaimibaimianyihoujiyuyaochi。”lilaotaixintengbuyi。“buxuxiangjintianzheiyangpuzhang!”
cuishipiepiezui,buxianbudan,“niang,xiaoguzhongwuhaishuoyaogenquanjiatonggangongku,bugaoteshu。”
“xingcuide,xiaomeicongxiaodouchixiliang,sangziyandouxi,nirangtachikangyancai,shiyaoesitama?”
budenglilaotaifanbo,lidazhuxiantiaochulai。
liyuyaowunai,zheidagedeaitaishenchen,tashoubuzhu。
得想个办法。
“houshenmehou,taliyuyaoshiqisuile!sangzizaixiyouwuyaxima?ruigeer,qiaojietamennagesangziyancu?buyechikangyancaiguolaile?”cuishishuaikuaizi!
“lidazhu,nifumeikeyi!danbiezailazhewohehaizi!nichikushouzuishangyin,womenkemeiyou!”
cuishibenbuxiangfazuo,rensangeyuejiuhao,kelidazhudehuarangtananshouweiqu。
wuyazuixiao,doumeiyoudundunbaimianhuhuchibaimifan,shiqisuidexiaoguzifanersangziyanxichibudecukang!
真是好笑!
“fanlenile!wojiajiuzheiyang,nengdai,dai,bunenggunhuininiangjia!”lidazhuhuayingangluo,cuishibaozhewuyajiuchongchumen,linchumendengleliyuyaoyiyan!
“zouzou,youbenshibiehuilai!”
lidazhuxiaomimishangqianbazijimianhuhudijiliyuyao,“xiaomeinineiyiwanbugouheba,dagedejinihe。”
“nichangkaiduzichi,bugouchilewoqukangmadaizhuanqianmaichishi!”
“xiaomei,wodeyejini,jintianhuhutaixi,biejiniezhe!”lierzhuyemangbudiediantou。
fanzhuojiaoluodemashiyijizhizizhinvliansemamu,duizheizhongshiqingsikongjianguan。
lilaotaizhangzui,youyanhuiqu,tajixintengguinvkeyoubuxiangzairangqitarenhanlexin。
tazhidaopianxintaiguo,zheigejiachizaodesan,keyoubusheweiquguinv。
liyuyaoyanzhuyizhuan,qishenlikai,“tiantianchaochao,zheirizimeifaguole!”
“zou?xiaomeiniquna?”lidazhuhehuaile,yanjishoukuailanzaimenkou。
lidazhujimangjieshi,“xiaomei,nibieshengqi,douguainidasaobibilailai,naodenixinfan,chidunfandoubuansheng,nifangxin,womingtianjiuquxiuleta!”
“nibiezou,haobuhao?”
liyuyaolianseyufatieqing。
yipangruigeerhetiangeertingdaoxiuqi,liansenankan。
kanliyuyaoyanshenchongmanzenge。
“nijuedezheishierguaidasao?”liyuyaobeiqixiaole,zhuanshen,“guaini!haiyouerge!shinimenlianggemeishizhaoshi!”
“a?wo?”lidazhulierzhumianmianxiangqu,weiqubuxing。
tamenrangxiaomeiduochidianzenmehaiyoucuole!
“zhongwujiushuole,congjinwanghoutonghuannan,gongjintui,buyaoqubieduidaiwo,woyaomibuzhiqianfandehun!”
“可这才多久?”
“nigenergeyoukaishipianxin!”
“suoyizheirizimeifaguole,niyaobujisaozidaoqian,basaozijiehuilaidehua,wojiuzhunbeibanchuquzhu,yihouyanbujianxinbufan!”
“zhei......dagenishuojuhuaa!”lierzhuhehuaile,kanlidazhu。
“neige,xiaomei,nibiezou,niyigeguniangjiajiachuquzenmeguorizi。woqujie,qujie,zhiyaonibubanchuqu。”
lidazhuyuwuluncihuangleshen。
congxiaodaodaxiaomeidoushitahuzhe,meiyouxiaomei,takezenmehuoa。
liyuyaoyouyuyingsheng,“neixing!haiyouyijianshi,badasaojiehuilaihoubuxuzaichaojia,gengbuxubaxiuqiguazuibian,duiwuyayaobiduiwohao!”
“shenme?duiwuyayaobiduinihao?xiaomei,nizhiqianshuo,zanliangrenshishiqinianle,wogenneiyatoupianzicairenshisinian,suoyiwodeduinihao,bunengduiwuyahao!”
liyuyaofeidouyaoqizhale!
yuanzhuzhiqianpuanenglizhenniupi!taziganburu。
zuoquanjiatuanchong,shihenxingfu,danzheizhongjixingdepianai,liyuyaojieshoubule。
weileranggegemenhuiguizhengchang,tayaoyongxieqiangshishouduan。
“neishiyiqian,congxianzaikaishi,nitingwode!”
liyuyaozhidao,zheigeshihoujiangdaolitamenyishibanhuijieshoubule,manmanlai。
lidazhusuiburentong,ketabuyexiangrangxiaomeizou,zhinengdiantoutongyi。
yihoutatoumoduixiaomeihaojiuxingle,burangbierenkanjianneizhong。
“hao,wotingxiaomeide。”
liyuyaosongkouqi,haizhenshiyitoujuelv!
“xing,neimingtianwogenlaodayiqiqujiecuishi。”lilaotaisongkouqi,zongsuanyuanmanjiejue。
chiguofan,lilaotailazheliyuyaoliaotian,shunbianjitaetoushangyao,yanjingtonghong。
“touhaitongbutongle?dayingniang,yihoubuxuzuoshashitingdaomei?”
“youshashinigenniangshuo。”
“ng,buzuoshashi。”liyuyaodiantou,qianshitashiguer,liuxueliuleidoushiyigerenkang,congmeiyousheiguanxinguo。
lengbudingyoulenianghaibuzizhi。“niang,jialihaiyouduoshaoqian?”
jiranyaozhuanqian,kendingyaozuomaimai,zuomaimaimeiyoubenqiankebuxing。
mashiduanzhexijiaoshuigangjinlai,wenyanshouyidou。
tajiuzhidaoxiaoguzimeianhaoxin。
白天装巧做乖。
balaoliangkouhongdetuantuanzhuan,xianzaiyoudatingjialideqian。
suirantabuganxiangcuishineiyangdachaodanao,zhijiekaima,kexinlinanshoudejin。
buganbiaolubanfen,“niang,nindexijiaoshui。”
“fangzheierba。”lilaotaixinliyijin,zhiqianguinvzhijiekaikouyaoqian,zheicidaoshiyuhuizhan,guinvhaidianjilaosunjia?“yuyao,niwenqianzuoshenme?”
“wozhunbeizuomaimai,zhuanqianbutiejiayong。meiyouqidongzijin。”lilaotaisongkouqitongshiyouyouxienanweiqing。
“jialimeiyuqianle,haiqianzhechabuduoershiliangwaizhai。”
“neijialihaiyouduoshaobaimibaimian?”liyuyaobuxiangchikangyancai,tajiyizhongdekangzhendehennanchi!
“jialiyagenmeiyoumimian,doushicukanghecaomi。”
“tuoxiaoguzifu,buguonianbuguojiewomencainengchideshangzheibaimianhuhu。”
mashifangxiaxijiaopenmeizou,tayaokankanxiaoguzizuoshenmeyao,yeyaotiqianyingdui。
yaoshipopohaijiezhepianxin,tashibushiyegaixuecuishi,naoshangyinao。
“nizheiponiang,woshuodaogexijiaoshuizheimeman!yuanlainizaizheierzhisangmahuai!”lierzhuwenshengerru。
“erge!ersaoshuodemeicuo,nineimedashengganshenme,nishibushixiangrangwobanchuqu?”liyuyaonaoqiaotong,tadoushuolebuyaoyinweitachaojia,lidazhutingjinqule,lierzhuzenmemeidanghuishi。
“heng,kanzaixiaomeifenshangwobugennichao,genwohuiwu。”lierzhulazoumashi。
“yuyaoa,nibieshengqi,niersao......”
“wobushengqi,niangwomenjiezheshuo。”liyuyaobahuatilahuilai,“jialiyigetongbandoumeilema?”