晕晕沉沉！
摇摇晃晃！
叽叽喳喳！
吵吵闹闹！
yilianchuanzhongdiechengyuzaiyunzhendenaohaizhongfuxianchulai，taxiangyaozhengkaiyanjingkankanwaimiandeshijie，kehunshennanshoudehaosiyouyituanzhiredehuozaishentilijiaokao，yanpiyehaoxiangguanlejiqiandunqianbanchenzhong，zenmedouzhengbukailai。
这到底是哪里啊？
yanwangdianbuhuizheimerede，nanbuchengtazaixueshanbengtazhonghaihuolexialai，beirenjiule？
zhishi，neigeshengyinjianruicierdenvrennengbunengbizuia，tahaoxiangyibazhangshanguoqu，rangzheigeshijieningjingxia。
yanpizhengbukai，houlongyouganyoutong，yeshuobuchuhualai，zhidejianzheerduoqutingtamenshuohua，haoqiaobuqiaobuzhuodaolejigeqingxideziyan。
“banzhu”，“fare”，“huiqi”，“langfeiqian”，“diuqi”zhileideciyucongneigejianshengnvrenzuilipilipaladetulechulai。
maya，yunzhennaozizaibuqingxingyetingmingbaile，zheiqunrenjiuleta，ketaxianzaizheifubansibuhuodemoyangtuoleiletamen，tamenzhengdasuanjiangtajidiudaobandaoshang。
xueshanbengtadoumeisi，mingzhenda，huozheduohao，takebuxiangsia。
genzaiyifushenbianzheimeduonian，genzhetaduoshaoxueledianpimaodeyishu，zijixianzaizheifumoyanghenxianranshishentishangshiguozhongyinqifagaoshaole，zaizheiyangxiaquzhibudingyaoshaochengshazile，juebunengjiuzheiyangbeitamenbanlushangdiuxiaa。
tazhangzuixiangyaohan，kehoulonglifabuchuyisishengyinlai，xiangyaoshenshouquzhuatamen，liangzhishouyegenbentaibuqilai。
jiuzaizheishi，yidaocuguangdezhongniannanshengpaibanjuedingletademingyun：“jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，qianmianjiushitaihexian，huitoujiangtafangdaoyiguanneiba，shishengshisijiukantazijidezaohuale。”
haihao，haihao，shijiangtasongdaoyiguan，yunzhenxinliyixi，tazongsuanshinenghuoxiaqule。
zhishi，taihexianshishenmedifang？talaizhufenghenduocile，congmeitingshuoguozheifujinyouzheimeyigexianchenga。
gaoxingbuguoyimiao，yehaimeixiangqingchu，xingshidechezituranjulieqifulexia，meiyourenhebaohucuoshideyunzhennaodai“kuangdang”yishengzhuangdaolepangbiandemubanshang。
晕了！
zaicixinglai，bijianchongchizhetazuishuxidenongyuzhongyaowei，erbianyehuifuleanjing，yanpihaishihenchenzhong，kebixianqianyaohaolexie。tanulizhengkaileyisifengxi，chuangwaichuantoujinlaideguangxianhenciyan，yanjingyouxiebushiying，tabudeyizaicibishang。
zheishi，liangdaoyiqingyizhongdejiaobushengcongwaimianzoujinlai，yizhiweiliangculideshouzhangtanshangtadeetou，shengyinhencuyehenchen：“shifu，tadeshaotuiledian。”
“shaotuibutuidoumeiduodayong，tazheishenziguruodehenxiangxiantianbuzu，zhangnianleiyuedebeixiamanxingduyao，jiusuanhaotanghaoyaodeyangzheyehuobuguoershisui。”lingyidaocanglaoquebushizhongqideshengyinjiehua。
“a！”neitudimingxianjingyalexia，yuqiyouchenlejifen，“shifu，neixianzaizenmeban？tazhishiyigexibandiuzaiwomenzheilide，renjiayeshibandaoshangjiuleta，bushitadeqinren，jideyinziyezhigoutazaiheyijiyaoa。”
laozhedeshengyinyelenglejifen：“zaijitaheyijiyao，jiuanpaixiaoliujiangtasongqupomiao，nengbunenghuoxialaijiutingtianyoumingba。womenzheilishiyiguan，bushishantang，womenzhishidongjiaqinglaizuotangdedafu，bushijiukujiunandepusa，renzhiyijinle。jinkuaisongtazouba，ruoshidongjialaile，denghuierhaibuzhidaoyaonaoshenmeyaoezini。”shuowanhou，neidaochenzhongdejiaobushengjiulikaile。
wulilingyigenanrenshenshentanleyikouqi，didideziyanziyuniantaolejushenme，congcongmangmangwanglingyigefangxiangzoule。
shenzhiyijingqingxingdeyunzhencikehaoxiangmaniang，gaoshenmehuiji，tayouyaobeidiuqile？haiyou，gangcaineigelaotoushuotazhangnianleiyuebeixiamanxingduyao？
怎么可能！
fumushuangwangshi，tadangshizhiyouwusui，shibabadehaopengyoulaijietahuijiazhaogu，bingrenxiataweiyinv。yifushiguoneitingyoumingdezhongyiboshi，haishichuanchengjinbainiandezhongyishijiajiazhu，yimushigewenrouzhixingdexiaotiqinyanzoujia，tamendaitaruqinshengnverbantengai，zhendeshihanzaizuilipahuale，pengzaishouxinlipahuale。
yifuyimudeerzi，yejiushitadegege，suirancongxiaozongshixihuanqifudounongta，keyeshizhenzhengdetengaita。buguanzijizaiwaimianchuangleduoshaohuo，gegezongshidiyigeqianlaichumiantitabaiping，jiuliancongxiaoweiraozaitashenbianzhuanlaizhuanqudecangyingmen，yeshigegeqinshoujiangtamenyigegeganzoude。
shitamenfuyangzijizhangda，songtanianshu，xixinjiaodaohehutazhangda，tamenjuebukenengjitaxiadu。duiyuzheiyidian，tayisihuaiyidoumeiyou，taruoshihuaiyile，kezhenbupeiweirenle。
haiyou，tameiniandouhuiquyiyuanjinxingquanshenjiancha，shentihaodebudele，yiniandaotouliangexiaoganmaodoumeiyou，nalixiangxiantianbuzu？
yongyi！zheigelaotoujuebishigeyongyi！
yunzhendouwulitucaole，jinrizhendetaidaomei，xiangtatangtangguwuyunjiaweiyichuanren，yifuyimupengzaishouxinlitengdexiaogongzhu，jingranyierzaizaiersandebeirendangleizhuibaofudiuqi，zheikezhenshiqidetabiechuneishanglaile。
neishang？duia，zenmejiuwanglezijihaiyouyishenwugongni。
tacongsansuikaishijiuxiuxiyunshijiazuchuanchengxialaidewugong《yunshizhenjing》，xiulianzhijinganghaoershinian，yijingxiaoyouchengjiu，feiyanzoubineizishibuzaihuaxia，hongwaixianjiankongdedifangtayenenglaiquziru，erzuizhongyaodeshizheibuwugongbujinnengqiangshenjianti，haiyouzhiyushentidegongxiao。
zheishiyunjiademimi，babachuanshoujitashiqiandingningwanzhufuguo，chulechuanchengren，renherendoubukegaozhi，miandeyinlaishashenzhihuo。
suoyi，zaiyifujiashenghuoleshibanian，tamendouconglaibuzhidaotahaiyouzheimeyigezhongyaodemimi。
yunzhenbenxiangzhengkaiyanjingkankanwaimiandeqingkuang，xianzaituranxiangqiwugongyishilai，talijimoniankoujue，xiangyaoyunzhuangongfazhiyushenti。
zhishi，zenmehuishi？zenmetineiyisineilidoumeiyoule？nandaoshentishoushang，neilidougenzhemeile？
xinxiayihuang，benjiucangbaidexiaolianzaicibailejifen！
yaobuyaozheimedaomeia？zheicizhendekuidale！
tagangyaozhengkaishuangyan，neidaoshuxidejiaobushengyouhuilaile，suizhetadekaojin，haiyouyigunongyudezhongyaoweiyegenzhechuanjinletadebiqiang，kanlaineirenshilaiweizijiheyaole。
yunzhensuiranshizaizhongyaoshijiazhangda，ketayizhibuxihuanzhongyaowei，kexianzaimeidebanfa，yaohuomingjiudeheyaoa。zaiduifangjiangtafuqilaihou，jiuzheyaowandakoudakoudementouhelexiaqu。
dengneirenduanzhewanlikai，tazongsuanshizhengkailveweimimangdeshuangyankankansizhoudehuanjingle。
**！
zhei，zheiyoushizenmehuishi？
wuzilidebaijiandoushigufengyangshi，touguomenkouneijianloudezhuzhimenlian，tajingrankandaowaijianyiguandatangderendouchuanzheguzhuangzhangpao，nanrenmendoushuzhezhangfa，haiyougefunvchuanzheguzhuangshidefansuoruqun。
这是在拍古装剧吗？
nanbuchengzijihaikechuanleyibaqunzhongyanyuan？
juzuliruciqueren？liantazheizhongfashaobingdekuaishalederenyeyao？
budui，budui，meiyounagejuzuhuidaozhufengqupaixi，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？youmeiyousheinenglaijitajieshixia？
yixiangtianbupadibupadetaxinlituranjianyoudiandagubuanle，haimeixiangchugesuoyouranlai，sandaoyouxiejicudeshengyinzaicichuanjinerduoli，yunzhenlijibishangyanjing。buguanxianzaidaodishishenmeqingkuang，jilaizhizeanzhi，dengshentihaolezaiqudatanba。
zheisanrenmingxianshiyaosongtalikaiyiguan，lianggetaitadenanrenbushilianxiangxiyuzhiren，culudejiangtarengzaidanjiashang，jiaobucongcongdetaizhetaconghouyuanlikai。
tounaobenjiuhenyunxuandeyunzhenbeitamenzheimejulieyaohuangdetaizhezou，tamenxingzoudeshiyitiaopianpiyoujingdexiaolu，guolesiwufenzhong，qianmianderenyijiaochuaikaiyishanyaoyaoyuzhuidepomen，jiangtasuiyidiuzaiyidaocaoduili，ranhouliangrenhaimaleyiju“huiqi”jiutouyebuhuidezoule。
Shit！
zaitamenzhonglidiuxiatazhuanshendeshunjian，yunzhenzaixinlituomaleyiju，ranhouyouhualilidebeishuaiyunle。