guqingkanzheqianmianpaidehenzhangdeduiwu，shibushidejiuhuiditouqukanshijian，yijingguowudianle，xiaobaoyouzhiyuanyinggaiyijingfangxuele。
jintiantashilaiyingpinjiazhenggongzuode，suoyijiangjiehaizidegongzuojiaojileguimi。
tajianqianmianderenhaihenduo，bianzoudaoyipangdaqiledianhua。
“wei，gunvshi，woyijingfangxuele。”naishengnaiqideshengyinxiangqi。
“baobei，guaiguaizaimenkoudengzhe，huanhuanayiqujienile，jiedaonilema？”tatingzhexiaobaozideshengyin，zuijiaobuzijuedegoulegou。
youzhiyuanmenkou，fendiaoyuzhuodexiaozhengtaichuanzhexiaoxiaodebeidaiku，zhanzaixuexiaomenkou，kanlekandoukuaizoukongledejiazhanghehaizi，yizhimeiyoukandaoneibukaopudehuanhuanayi。
haizijingzhidexiaolianshangyouzhebufuhenianlingdechengshu，wanquanbuxianggewusuidexiaohaizi，“en，yijinglaile。”
“neijiuhao，jiaonihuanhuanayijiedianhua……”tahuahaimeiyoushuowan，bianbeidaduan。
“xinglegunvshi，zongshizheimeluosuobuhuiyounanrenxihuandee，yaoxiayule，laoshishuoxiayutianbunengdadianhuade，woyaogualeni。”xiaobaoyilianyansudeshuozhe。
“shishi，guxiaoxianshengshuodeshi。”tamangbudiedediantou。
“gunvshihaohaoyingpinba，naxiawubaiyigexiaoshidegongzuo！”haizimanyidedianlediantou，youduizheshoujineiduan“bo”leyixia，caiguaduanledianhua。
ranhouliluodenaqixiaoyusan，maizhexiaoduantui，xiangzhelubianzouqu，yijuyidong，doubuxianggewusuidehaizi。
cishi，tadasuanxuezheyiqiangunvshideyangzidaliangchezi。
danshitadexiaoshouzheshiyouxieduan，xujiudoumeiyougechezitingxia。
tacujinlexiaomeitou，yankanzhejiuyaoxiayule，tayaoshilinchengluotangji，gunvshihuifabiaode。
“啪嗒——”
doudadeyudianluozailetadexiaobizishang。
jiuzaitadasuanzhuanshenduodaoyipangdetingzixiadeshihou。
turan，chezidechemingshengxiangqi，yilianheisedemaibaheturantingzailetadeshenbian。
guyuemingxiaopengyoulengzhengleyixia。
cheneidesijikanleyanchechuangwaifendiaoyuzhuodexiaohaizi，fangxialechechuang，tongshidao：“shaoye，buyuanchuyinggaishiyoueryuan，yinggaishiyoueryuandexiaopengyou。”
“恩。”
nanrendandandeyingleyisheng。
guyuemingxiaopengyoutaiqitou，jiuduishangyishuangsherendeheimou，erqieneishuangmouzishenbujiandiyiyankanqu，fangfojianbudaodidexingheyiban。
好漂亮的叔叔哇……
竟然比他还漂亮！
guyuemingxiaopengyouyixianghenmensaozilian，zhixihuanbizijihaokanderenhegunvshi，yinweizheimejiuyilaiyizhimeijiandaobizijipiaoliangderen，suoyi，wunianlaizhixihuanguqing。
“nizaizheilizuoshenme？”chechuanglidenanrenwangzheta，turankaikoule。
xiaoyuemingxiaolianshangbolanbujingde，hechechuangneiderenbiaoqingjianzhiruchuyizhe，“shushu，wozaidache，mashangyaoxiayule，woyaoshilinshilegunvshihuifabiao。”
nanrenqingtiaolexiameitou，meiyouyanyu，jiuzheimeditouhezheigehaiziduiwangzhe。
xujiu，tacaikaikou，shengyinqingliehaoting，“shangche，wosongnihuiqu。”
前面司机有些讶异。
tingyan，guyuemingyileng，suijiyaotou，dao：“shushu，nidechetaiguile，wodabuqide。”
司机：“……”
zheishidangmaibaheshichuzuche？zheixiaohaizikanqilaicaijisui，nengkandechulaichezigui？
nanrenyangmei，kanletayiyan，dao：“wobuyaoqian。”
tingci，haizitouyaodegenglihaile，dao：“gunvshishuole，tianshangbuhuiyouxianbingzadaowotoushangde，wugubangzhuwodeyidingshikanshangwodemeisede。”
tashuozhezheihua，xiaolianshangyijiushiyansurenzhende。
男人：“……”
司机：“……”
gunvshi？shitademama？
tazheigemamasuiranjiaoyuhaizishihaode，danshi，zheijiaoyuhaizidefangshikezhenqingqi……
nanrenpieletayiyan，nandedemeiyounao，banshang，tacaihuanhuandao：“neininengjiwoshenme？wosongnihuijia。”
五分钟后。
“……”
nanrenkanleyanzijishenbianduanduanzhengzhengzuozhedexiaozhengtai，youchuimoukanleyanzijishouzhongdejikuaishuiguotang……
guyuemingxiaopengyoubaolezijiadezhuzhizhihou，jiuanxindezuozaicheshangdengzhebeisongdaojiale。
qianmian，sijiconghoushijingxiangzhehoumiankanleyiyan，zhijiannanrenweiweihanshou，shiyitakeyikaile，sijibianzhaozhexiaopengyoushuodedizhikaiqule。
tabuzijuedeyouxianghoushijinglikanleyiyan。
yidayixiao，doushimeiyanjingzhide，zuiguanjianshi，zheihaizijingranhetamenjiashaoyeyiyang，yilianguadandeyangzi。
真是稀奇……
……
一个小时后。
guqingcongmianshidedidianchulai，jiujianshoujiyouwushugeweijie，doushitanghuande……
tajietongledianhua，“zenmeletanghuan……”
“guqing，womeijiedaoxiaobao，tabujianle……”