第1章
dangnanyoubawodangtiangouxishuadezhengdeyishi，wozhuantoujiajiletadesiduitou。
1、
“chengxiang？！neigebuzhiqiandenvrenjuranhaikeyiheyanjiadinghun？！”
“千真万确！”
“gun！shaohunongwole，sheibuzhidaochengxiangshigehenbudeguixialaijiwoketouqiuzhedangwolaopodeshanvren？tazenmekenengtongyijiajiyanqinneigexiaobailian？”
“yaoge，nibiebuxina！wokeshiqinertingwomagaosuwode，womashaxinggenibuzhidaoma？tameitiandouhejigefutaitaidamajiang，zheixiaoxinengjiama？”
zhangyianshuodeyancizaozao，nongdeliyaobuxinyedexinle。
“yanqin？”liyaohenghengliangsheng，“tazhiqianhetabalongduanwojiagongsishengyi，qidewobajitianxiabulaichuang，bieyiweiwobuzhidaotaduziliduoshaohuaishui！xianzaibuguoshibaoluyuanxingle！haipaoguolaiwaqiangjiao？kuitaxiangdechulai！”
“waqiangjiao？neizheimeshuo，chengxiangyijingshiyaogedenvrenle？”zhangyianwendao。
“bushiwodeshinide？”liyaosahuangbudacaogaodexiaoqilai，“tahaiweiwodaguoliangcihaizini！”
jinjiezhetamenneiyizhuojigenandexixuyisheng，liankualiyaolihai！
wozuozaigebidecanzhuoshang，gezheyishanlianzi，nuqichongtiandaobashoulideyilaguanniedebianlexing！
liyaozheigehunzhangdongxi，gouzuilitubuchuxiangya，shenmehuangyaodouganniezao！
woshenmeshihougentazuodaoneiyibule？
不要脸的虚荣东西！
shenbiandeyanqinyiyanbufa，zhishixiaoyishenchendeningshizhewo。
lianzineibianzaiduchuanlailiyaodeshengyin。
“nimenjigefangxinba，chengxiangsidoubuhuijiajiyanqinneixiaozide，taduiwosixintadi，yixinjiuxiangjiajiwodangwolaopo，woyaoshihepangbiandenvrenduoshuoyigezi，tanengchicuyigeyue！”
jigerengaoshengfuhe：“haidekanyaoge，shihuannvrenxunfunvrenzheiyidian，meirenbideguoyaoge！”
“hai！”liyaoxiaodexuwei，“biexianmuwo，wokebuxuyaotazheiduolantaohua，woa，shibuhuiqutade，nimenqiaozheba，tawufeishiyuqinguzong，xiangyongjiajiyanqinzheiyidianlaiweixiewo，rangwoduitawanliu。”
“yo，nvrendexinsuanshibeiyaogemotoule！”
tamenxixiaochengyituan，bawoduiliyaodeganqingdangchengxixuedewanyier。
cengjingfuchudezhenxin，zaitamenyanli，yiwenbuzhi，zailiyaodeyanli，gengshiweiruchenai。
deque，wozhuiliyaoshidaxuejiukaishide，neihuiersheidouzhidaowoduiliyaodezhizhehechiqing。
wozijidoubunengmingbai，wozenmekeyixihuanyigelajixihuandaoneizhongdibu？！
yexushiyinweiliyaozaiwomianqianzhuangdetaihaoleba，xianggebaiyueguangyiyangchuxianzaiwodeshijieli，bawenrouheshanliangyanyidelinlijinzhi。
yaobushihoulaiwoyinchayangcuodefaxiantayimianyangzheyige‘jiaoqi’，yimianhongpianzhewo，yongwodeqianhetade‘jiaoqi’tanlianai，wohaizhenyaobeitazheizhongbamianlinglong、zuoyoufengyuanderenshepianle。
jintianyeshidaomei，woheyanqinchulaichidunfandounengyudaoliyao，haitingjiantayidunexindexuanyao！
jirantajuedewozenmedoubukenengjiajiyanqin，neiwojiupianyaojiajiyanqin！
rangtadeyi，wojiajitadesiduitouqisita！
“yaoge，neinidexinnvpengyouzhidaozheishima？”yirenwendao。
liyaotanleyisheng：“bietile，chengxiangqianjitianbuzhidaoweishenme，turanzhidaolewozangduoerdemimixiaoqu！”
“zheiqibushixiuluochang？”
“xiuluochang？chengxiangkebugan，tashuyuwoduitaxiaoyixiaojiukeyiguixialaijiwoketouxieendeleixing！”
jinsuiqihou，youshiyizhenyiyigebuxiangyidexiaosheng。
jijuhuabawoqidelianhongbozicu，worenwukeren，balianziyijiaochuaikai。
“liyao，nishuogoulemeiyou！”
neibianjigerenlengleyixia，ranhougezibiaoqingshunjiandabian。
youqishiliyaozheigejiahuo，lianshangfuzaniuqu，zhenmianmubeiwokandeyiganerjing，cishixiangyandoubuzhidaocongnalikaishiyanle。
“manzuihuhua！nizaiwaimiankezhenhuichuiniua，zuibayizhang，yaoyanmantianfei，qileguaile，sheijinidediqirangnizheiyangfangsi！”
liyaoyakouwuyan，ningzhemeidixiatou。
zhiyutashenbianjigexiaodigengshiyijubuganshuo，mianmianxiangkuibuzhiruheshihao。
zheishi，yourenxiaoshengdiguleyiju：“shiyanqin。”
tingdaoyanqinerzi，liyaodalejixuesidetaitoukanxiangwoshenhou，faxianyanqinyihoutacengdeyixiazhanqilai，zhizhetajiupokoudama，haowupingrilizaiwomianqianchengxiandewenwenerya！
“nigeguisunziyuanlaizaizheilibeiciwo？nizhenshihenibayiyangyinxianbeibi！”
woniutoukanxiangshenhou，faxianyanqinmeiyouhuizui，ershimomodidixiatou。
neiyikewodebaohuyujiushanglaile，liyaomawojiusuanle，haimayigewuguderen？
“liyao，nizhenhouyan**a，nizijigandepishibailulenibuzhaozhaonizijideyuanyin，daoshiyouliqizaizheilizhaopangrenfaxie？！”
buganxiangxinwohuigebozhouwangwaiguai，liyaomudengkoudaidedingzhewo：“bushi，chengxiangninaozihuailema？woshininanpengyoua！”
wozhijiebatayitui，chazheyaoyangzhetou。
“wopei！yanqinhaiwoweihunfuni！”