“要生了!”
“我要生了!”
“hahaha……wodebaobeinverzhongyuyaochushengle!”
biedenvrenjinchanfangdoushitengdekutianqiangdi,zhiyouguyunshuxiaodexianggeshazi。
jiehunjiunian,tayilianshengleqigeerzi。
duzilidezheigexiaoxingan,shitaqianxinwankutongguogaokejicaihuaishangdenver。
shengwanzheitai,tazhongyukeyijiucifengdule。
sangexiaoshihou,fangdichandaeluzhentingxideqianjindexiaoxijiushangletoubantoutiao。
tayigaoxing,zhijiejiyiyuanjuanlewugeyi。
gengshijianglilequantichankeyihurenyuanmeirenshangbaiwanyuanxianjin,jiulianbaojieayidoudedaoleyitiaoshouzhicudedajinlianzi。
zaizheizhongputiantongqingdeshike,144bingfangdechanfulinmeiruqueluzheyinlenghenlidexiaorong。
youqishitakanxiangchuangshangtangzhedexiaoyingershi,yandihaishanshuozhenongzhongdeshaqi。
tashenshouqiazhuneiyingercuiruodebozi,fachudiankuangdexiaosheng。
“hahaha……guyunshuaguyunshu,congxiaodaodanichuchudouyaoyawoyitou,meixiangdaoba,nidebaobeinvermashangjiuyaobeiwoqiasile,erniheluzhentingqueyaobawodeqinshengnverdangchengzhangshangmingzhulaiyangda……hahahaha……”
“wawawa……keke……wawa……”
xiaoyingeryinweibieqi,qiangkedeliansefazi。
yipangzhanzhedezhangyuanwanglianmangbaikailelinmeirudeshou,“laopo!laopo!zanmenzhishixiangdafudagui,kebunengsharena!”
linmeirushenxilejikouqi,jianjianlengjinglexialai。
“shia,jianglaizheishijiusuanchuochuanle,zanmenyekeyibazerenlaizaiyiyuanshenshang,shuoshitamenbahaizinongcuole。
danworuoshishalezheigexiaojianzhong,dengdaodongchuangshifa,wojiusuanyouzaiduoqian,yemeiminghua。
laogong,nixianzaijiuqubanlichuyuanshouxu,ranhouzhaogeyinbidedifangbazheixiaojianzhongrengle,zhenghaowomeimeiqianjitianyeshenglegenver,zanmenbaolaiyang,zheiyangjiutianyiwufengle。”
“hao!laopo,neiguyunshuyizhibanidangchengzuihaodeguimi,nizheiyaochuyuanle,haishiqinziqujitashuoyishengba。”
“ng,zhenghaowoyequkankannver。”
……
二十年后。
警察局。
“xiananxi,luqianyue,nimenliangdedajiadououanjiucijiean,gezihanfumulaiqianzilingren,jiukeyihuiqule。”
luqianyuehenhendedenglexiananxiyiyan,zhijiedaowaimianqujitabadadianhuale。
erxiananxiyijiuzuozailengbandengshang,kelianbabadewangzhemanliandouxiezhegongzhenglianmingdejingchatongzhi,dao:“jingchashushu,woyijingjiarenle,kebukeyirangwolaogonglailingwohuiqu?”
tashangxuezheixienianlai,bamabushiqujiaodaochulingta,jiushilaijingchajulingta。
danxianzaitayijingduyanle,shizaimeilianzaihanbamale。
jingchatongzhiyihuodekanletayiyan,“nijiehunle?banjiehunzhenglema?”
qishitayejiushilixinggongshiyiwen,tagenbenbuxiangxinyige20suidexiaoguniangnengjiehun。
dansheizhi,xiananxizhendecongshubaolinachuleyigehongbenben。
jingchatongzhiyikan,zheijiehunzhengshangdenvfanghaizhenshita。
zhishizheinanfang,zhanchengyan?
shiduoyiduojiaohuadoudounengzhensanzhendezhanchengyan?
danbieguanshinage,tabinggongbanshijiuxingle。
“keyi,rangnilaogonglailingniba。”
“haode,xiexiejingchashushu!”
yushi,xiananxinachushoujibotongleneigegentatalingzhengbannian,quecongweijianguodelaogongdedianhuahaoma。
cishi,zhanchengyanzhengzaikaihui。
kandaoyigemoshengdedianhuadajinlai,zhijieanleguaduan。
danmeixiangdaoneigehaomayoufaleyitiaoxinxiguolai。
【zhanxiansheng,qinaide,laogong?……chucixiangtanwoyebuzhidaogaizenmechenghuni,xianziwojieshaoyixia,woshinidelaopoxiananxi,woyinweiyutongxuefashengledianzhitijiaoliu,xianzaibeikouzaijingchaju,niruoshifangbian,nenglaiqianzilingwohuiquma?】