第1章
“懒鬼！”
“bieyiweitangzaidishangzhuangsijiubuyongganhuo！kuaiqilai！”
“jintiannijiushishouzhele，nidoudebawoguinvdeyifuxihaole，tahaidengzhexiangkanni！”
suizhedashengdehema，yuniandebeishang、tuishangbuduandiyourenyongjiaodalitizhe。
......zenmehuidaozheierlaileni？
mingminggangcaiyunianbeitadehaoguimihelaogonghehuotoutoutuixiachuan，haishuicigubingleng，yunianshoujiaohenkuaijiangzhuwufazijiu。
jiuzaibinsizhiji，tajingranchuanyuele，haidedaoleyichulingyukongjian！
“choubaguai，lanchong！nifayangdianfenga！xinglejiukuaidianganhuoqu！danwulewoguinvdehaorizi，nipeideqima？”
laofurendeshengyinhaizaidashenghema。
yunianyanqianshiyidamupendeyishang，quandoushitouletuozaidishang。
zhaozhedishangdecanshuikeng，yunianeranfaxian，zijidelianbiandeyouheiyouhong，lianshanggugudequanshihuojiezi，choudegenguiyiyang！
buguangchou，xianzaidezheifushentishouruodehaoxiangluweigan，shouzhijianzhigenkulouzhuaziside，shenshangdaochuyinyinfatong。
yunianlaibujizixichakanzijigangdedaodekongjian，jiyixiongyongerlai。
zhengzaidamatadefeizhuanglaofu，jiushiyuanshendeyangmuyulaotai。
yuanshenshigeqiying，xiaoshihoubeirengzaiyucun，yujiadazhebayuanshendangtongyangxidezhuyijianlai，qimingyunian。
yujiayijiarendoujuedebunengbaiyanghuoyunian，bazheigejianlaidenvwadangchengshengkoushihuan，zhiyaobusi，shenmezhonghuoleihuodoujiaotagan。
kexitaerziyufushanxianyuanshentaichou，yujiazhihaopeizhecaililingquleyigexifuhuilai。
erxifudupimeidongjing，yuanshenyoubeiyulaotaibizhejiyufushandangqie。
nuoruodeyuanshentouyicijujueyulaotai，buzhizenme，jingranheyigecunlirenchuhaijianlaideshazihaoshangle，meiduojiuduziyedale，beiyulaotainagunzichouzheganchujiamen！
haorongyizhaodaorongshenzhichu，yulaotaijingranyourangyuanshendazheduzihuilaisihouyujiayijiazi！
yuanshenbuganjujuedayingle，chuleshenghaizineijitian，yilianganlewunian！
zhidaojintianfazhegaoshaodeyuanshenzuohuohundao，touzhuangzaidamupenshang，yimingwuhu。
zhenghaoyunianchuanyueguolai，jieguanlezheijuhetatongmingtongxingdeshenti。
余年吐出一口浊气。
xixuedeyangfumu，shazilaogonghedingdiandadewa，qiongdeyaosidejia，choudeyaomingdelian，zhenshichuanyue“gaopei”！
余老太还在骂！
“yaobushiweiershangdemujibushengdan，niyiweinengyouzheigelianmianjiwoerzizuoqie？”
“nendadehaochufangzainigenqian，nifeiyaoshouzheneishazi，zhenbushihaodai！”
“yaoshinizhengkouqi，zhangdehaokandian，jiaowoerzikanshangni，neicailishenmede，budoushenglema？
womenfuyandejiazhuangbujiugengduolema？
neiwa，bujiushiwolaoyujiadegenlema？
nixiangxiang，yaoshijiwoshenggedapangsunzi，wohainengkuidaini？”
yunianmiqiyanjing，shensebushan。
zheishijiershinian，yulaotaiduiyuanshenhuzhijilaihuizhijiqu，meibarendangrenkan。
keyuanshennuoruozhiji，yizhibuganfankang。
xianzaideyuniankebushirenrennaniederuanshizi，yaonieta，jiudezuohaoshouzhatoudezhunbei！
jianyunianyizhizuozaidishangbudahua，yulaotaihenhendishangqianyijiaotiguoqu！
“xiaojianren，wotisini！”
zheigeyuetadeguinvfuyanyaoxiangkanpojia，jialixixishuanshuandehuoerduolequle。buguoshizhaowangchangyiyang，jiaozheisiyatoulaibangbashou，tajingranganzhuangyun？
zheiyijiaoyulaotaikeshishichulequanlide！
baoguanbazheixiaojianrentidetuxue！
raneryuniankebushixiguanaidadeyuanshen，qingqiaodiyigefanshen，jiuduokaileyulaotaidechoujiao。
“啊！”
yulaotaifachuyishengjingtiandongdidecanhu！
taneiyijiaoyongjingtaida，shoubuhuilai，bansuicilayisheng，zhijiezaidishangpilegecha！
liangtiaofeifeizhuangzhuangdedatuizaidishangbaigeyizima，buyongkanyezhidao，kuzikendingliekoule！
“ni、ni！aiyou！tongsiwole！nizheixiaojianren！keshizhanglechibangyingqile，xianzainiangyaodani，nihaiganduo？”
yulaotaishaoweiyidong，tuigendejinjiutengdezhitiao。
反了天了！
shenmeshihoutadayunian，yunianbushibaozhenaodaizaiqiangjiaoshengai？
zheisiyatou，moyangzhangdechou，ganhuoyebugoumali，yaobushikanzaitalaoshibenfen，yulaotaizaobatamaijirenyazile！
duitazheimehao，youbushiyaodasita，buguojiaoxunjiaoxun，jingranganduo？
yulaotaishenzheshou，zhizheyunianqideyaofafeng。
“haibukuaibawofuqilai！”
“kannizheichapidetingbiaozhunde，jiupizhedianbei。”
yunianbaozheshouzhanzaiyibian，xiaoyinyindidao。
“nishuoshenme？xiaojianren！nidengwoqilaizenmeshoushini！”
yulaotaipaoxiaozhe，yunianjingrangankanzijidexiaohua！
这小贱人死不足惜！
tashijingputengzhelianggeshouwangshangcuan，liangtiaotuihualahuala，meixiangdaoyunianturanzaitajianbangshangyian！
yulaotaizhongxinpilegedacha！
tuigenzhuangzaidishang，tengdetahunshenduosuochoujin！
“aaoaoaoaoaoa！”
yulaotaikuanghuluanjiao，bigangcaihaiyaoguikushenhao！
“nizheigexiaojianren！woyaoshaleni！woyaoshaleni！”
yulaotaiyebuguzijituigentengdeyaoliekai，mianmianqiangqiangzhanqilai，duoduosuosuobaidongzheluoquantui，xiangyaopushanglai。
“nigandaqinniang，tiandaleipia！”
“tiandaleipiyeyaoxianpichusheng！wodadeshichusheng，laotianyezhidaolehaiyaoweiwoguzhangjiaohaoni！”
yuniandashengshuodao，zhuanshenxiangyaolikai。
yuanmenkouxiangqiyigezhongniannvziheyigehaitongnaishengnaiqideshengyin。
“yunian，nishibushizaizheierni？”
“娘！”
suijiyigecaidaoyunianxigaigaodenanwawamaizhexiaoduantuipaojinlai，geboshanghaikualegexiaozhulou。
“yu......sheng？”
yunianyileng，kanzhexiaowawatoudingdelianggexuaner，xiangqizheijiushizijiheshazishengdehaizi，qumingjiaoyusheng。
“yunian！nizheigebaiyanlang，kanwobushoushini！”
yulaotaichengzhekouqi，congqiangjiaoshiqiyitiaochaigun，ehenhendibijinta。
yushengzhakaixiaoshoudangzaiyunianmianqian：“buxuniqifuwoniang！”
“nigeshazihechoubiaozishengdexiaobaiyanlangyeganlanwo？”
kanzhezhangdeyuxuekeaideyusheng，yulaotaiyanzhuziyizhuan，jishangxinlai。
“yunian，niyaoxiangrangniangyuanliangni，jiubazheixiaoshazimaile！baqianjiaojiniang！niangjiurangnihuijialai，haijifushanzuoqie，yijiarenhehemeimeide，duohao！”
yulaotaixiangdaoqianxierizi，tingrenyazidaocunlilaishuo，chengliyouqiandedalaoyexihuanwanpiaoliangxiaonanhai，tebieshedehuaqian，yigeheishoudewadounengmaiwuliangyinzi。
yunianshengdexiaoshazizhangdezheimejunqiaohaokan，haibudeqibaliang？
youlezheiqian，keyijifushanmaigehaoqie，hainengjifuyantiandianjiazhuangni！
yulaotaidemifengyanlitouchutanlandeguang，shangshangxiaxiadaliangyusheng。
yushenglianseshuadeyixiabianbaile，niangyizhitebietingzheigehuailaotaitaidehua，zijikenengzhendehuibeimaidiao！
tapajile，zhuanshenjiupao！
“小崽子敢跑！”
yulaotaiyiduzixiehuomeichufa，jingranganshangqianlunqigunzi，chongzhexiaowawachouleguoqu！